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Good morning #NJTransit commuters!
Your friendly reminder that Executive Director Kevin Corbett thinks there’s only 40 of you on social media that are upset about the state of your #NJCommute.
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We tweet plausible, probable, and sometimes perfectly accurate "factual inaccuracies" around #NJTransit. Serious parody to soothe the pain of commuting. #Team40
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@saraklind @NYCCouncil FFS, there aren’t rules anymore. Just do whatever. Follow the leaders and see what they think of their behavior
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This is completely unacceptable for a sitting elected official. What is @NYCCouncil going to do about her behavior?
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Fuck this whole Nazi App.
Fuck it right in the ear.
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@GovMurphy @WhiteHouse Thanks for being transparent and explaining the situation accurately and completely from the beginni…..
Nah. Just messing with you.
You didn’t tell us shit.
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Glad to see the @WhiteHouse confirm that there was no known threat to the public.
Grateful for our partnership with law enforcement on this matter.
CSPAN@cspan
.@PressSec Karoline Leavitt reads statement from President Trump: "The drones that were flying over New Jersey in large numbers were authorized to be flown by FAA for research and various other reasons...this was not the enemy."
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Hi @oldmcdougall
Your article seems to have some inaccuracies and trust us, we are experts.
This article sounds normal, nj.com/ocean/2025/01/…
But it’s not an ignorant mistake. They’ve done this before.
reddit.com/r/newjersey/s/…
We await your correction.
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@YankFleming @NJTRANSIT Hi Frank!
Looks like we really screwed the pooch. I think we’re sorry… according to the script I have here.
Oh! It also seems as we might apologetic also.
We hope you got where you’re going and it’s a lot warmer wherever that is.
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Is anyone going to fucking tell us what to fucking do over 2 fucking hours no update no instruction just fucking freezing I hate you mother fuckers @NJTRANSIT
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Be glad we don’t run an airline.
srcstcshrw@srcstcshrw
Fuck my fucking life! What time of the day is not inconvenient for you to function properly? @aew1776 @NJTrainDelays @njtranshit @WatchTheGapNJ @FuckNjTransit @TooMader @correctingNJT @girlreporterNJT @jeffalexander19 @nmeldrew @colleenallreds @ReichNow @StaceyB41394855
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@TooMader @RealTimers @billmaher @SpeakerPelosi @Alyssafarah @HBO If you can’t beat ‘em…. Make the same trades they do:
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@RealTimers @billmaher @SpeakerPelosi @Alyssafarah @JohnHMcWhorter @HBO Ask Nancy for stock tips. Because no one else questions her.
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FRIDAY: @BillMaher welcomes @SpeakerPelosi, @Alyssafarah & @JohnHMcWhorter to Real Time @HBO!
Reply with a question and join the conversation after the show on #RTOvertime.
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NJ Transit board member Shanti Narra sucks at her job!
She is the worst NJ Transit board member since the agency was formed 40 years ago.
She is rude and lazy and has no respect for NJ Transit riders.
We will not allow the NJ Transit board to steal our Customer Advocate away from the people!
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@mr_ballknower @FuckNjTransit Well, part of our “raison d'être” is to make corrections.
We were in error. It is 6 minutes.
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We apologize for the convenience.
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@correctingNJT @FuckNjTransit Correct to part 1.
Didn’t know that about 9 minutes. What a fucking joke
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It’s only 1 hour!!! How many hours does #NJTransit owe you? Add up the amount of money they owe you in the replies.
NJ TRANSIT@NJTRANSIT
Rail service into and out of Penn Station New York is subject to up to 60-minute delays due to a disabled train in one of the Hudson River Tunnels. Customers should visit njtransit.com/ABC for alternate service information.
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@mr_ballknower @FuckNjTransit Left side is commuting in, and right is commuting home?
Also, were you aware that NJ Transit considers any train which arrives at its terminus within 9 minutes of its scheduled time to be “on time”?
We personally think the 9 minutes thing is bullshit but hey…
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@correctingNJT @FuckNjTransit Here is about 4 months of data. I take the train 2-3 times a week
Yellow = late
Red = ABC
Green = on time or early.
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@FuckNjTransit I’m not kidding when I tell you I’ve kept an excel sheet tracker each day I’ve taken. When it was scheduled to come vs when it showed. When it wa scheduled to arrive at destination vs true time. Also clocks how long we stop on the tracks. I highlight if ABC is applied as well
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Union workers built this @RidePATCO station 💪 and they will build the Roosevelt Boulevard Subway.
PATCO@RidePATCO
It's a beautiful day at the site of the future #thePATCO Franklin Square Station! 🔗 thefranklinsquarestation.com
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@srcstcshrw @njtrainreviews @NJTRANSIT @aew1776 @NJTRANSIT_NEC Sven, that’s not very nice.
Bunny ears, bunny ears, playing by a tree.
Criss-crossed the tree, trying to catch me.
Bunny ears, bunny ears, jumped into the hole,
Popped out the other side big and bold!
Yeah, we screw the pooch with the trains, but we got the shoe thing down.
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You morons have 12 tracks and only 2 trains boarding right now….so sure why not board them on the same platform and make everyone’s day a little worse? You incompetent morons couldn’t tie your own shoes! @NJTRANSIT @aew1776 @correctingNJT @NJTRANSIT_NEC
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We have fucked up so massively.
Have a week of free travel, on us.
That is, if anything’s working…
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Do not FUCK with an @NJTransit Bus driver.
Dom Lucre | Stealer of Narratives@dom_lucre
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This New Jersey Transit Bus driver lost his temper and fought a passenger on his bus after the passenger requested to fight in the road. The driver threatened to knock the passenger out and then told his other passengers to get back. The driver then swung at the man he was arguing with, put him in a choke hold and started punching him repeatedly as he held him down.
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It’s fucked. It’s all so very fucked.
#FuckedCommute
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@TooMader @NJTRANSIT A warning means that the conditions are right for severe incompetence and severe incompetence has been detected or highly likely to occur in the specified area
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NJ TRANSIT is monitoring severe weather moving through the region. Please check NJTransit.com, X (formerly Twitter) and the NJ TRANSIT Mobile App for the latest service information.
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@RaviBhalla Don’t you have any real mayoring work to do? Stop being an online reactionary.
Many would like you to do your job.
Clearly you can talk the talk, but would love to see you walk the walk.
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Charles - aka/Mile Square Tax Association lawyer : How does it feel to represent a wealthy corporate lobbyist group that constantly tries to gut rent control in Hoboken, attempting to profit at the hands of Hoboken tenants?
Does the MSTA pay you per tweet?
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@RaviBhalla The Mayor once again wants to pervert both history and current events. The compromise is a reasonable approach and without it there will not be rental property in hoboken. All the owners will convert to condo's. It is already happening because Bhalla cant run the city!
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