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We tweet plausible, probable, and sometimes perfectly accurate "factual inaccuracies" around #NJTransit. Serious parody to soothe the pain of commuting. #Team40

NJ Transit Correction Center Katılım Ekim 2018
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Sara Lind
Sara Lind@saraklind·
This is completely unacceptable for a sitting elected official. What is @NYCCouncil going to do about her behavior?
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Correcting NJ Transit@correctingNJT·
Fuck this whole Nazi App. Fuck it right in the ear.
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@GovMurphy @WhiteHouse Thanks for being transparent and explaining the situation accurately and completely from the beginni….. Nah. Just messing with you. You didn’t tell us shit.
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Governor Phil Murphy
Governor Phil Murphy@GovMurphy·
Glad to see the @WhiteHouse confirm that there was no known threat to the public.    Grateful for our partnership with law enforcement on this matter.
CSPAN@cspan

.@PressSec Karoline Leavitt reads statement from President Trump: "The drones that were flying over New Jersey in large numbers were authorized to be flown by FAA for research and various other reasons...this was not the enemy."

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@YankFleming @NJTRANSIT Hi Frank! Looks like we really screwed the pooch. I think we’re sorry… according to the script I have here. Oh! It also seems as we might apologetic also. We hope you got where you’re going and it’s a lot warmer wherever that is.
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Frank the Yank Fleming
Frank the Yank Fleming@YankFleming·
Is anyone going to fucking tell us what to fucking do over 2 fucking hours no update no instruction just fucking freezing I hate you mother fuckers @NJTRANSIT
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NJ Transit Rude Zone 🚌🚈
NJ Transit Rude Zone 🚌🚈@rudezoneNJT·
NJ Transit board member Shanti Narra sucks at her job! She is the worst NJ Transit board member since the agency was formed 40 years ago. She is rude and lazy and has no respect for NJ Transit riders. We will not allow the NJ Transit board to steal our Customer Advocate away from the people! @FuckNjTransit
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@mr_ballknower @FuckNjTransit Left side is commuting in, and right is commuting home? Also, were you aware that NJ Transit considers any train which arrives at its terminus within 9 minutes of its scheduled time to be “on time”? We personally think the 9 minutes thing is bullshit but hey…
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Tony Spacaccia
Tony Spacaccia@mr_ballknower·
@FuckNjTransit I’m not kidding when I tell you I’ve kept an excel sheet tracker each day I’ve taken. When it was scheduled to come vs when it showed. When it wa scheduled to arrive at destination vs true time. Also clocks how long we stop on the tracks. I highlight if ABC is applied as well
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@srcstcshrw @njtrainreviews @NJTRANSIT @aew1776 @NJTRANSIT_NEC Sven, that’s not very nice. Bunny ears, bunny ears, playing by a tree. Criss-crossed the tree, trying to catch me. Bunny ears, bunny ears, jumped into the hole, Popped out the other side big and bold! Yeah, we screw the pooch with the trains, but we got the shoe thing down.
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Sven
Sven@njtrainreviews·
You morons have 12 tracks and only 2 trains boarding right now….so sure why not board them on the same platform and make everyone’s day a little worse? You incompetent morons couldn’t tie your own shoes! @NJTRANSIT @aew1776 @correctingNJT @NJTRANSIT_NEC
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Do not FUCK with an @NJTransit Bus driver.
Dom Lucre | Stealer of Narratives@dom_lucre

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This New Jersey Transit Bus driver lost his temper and fought a passenger on his bus after the passenger requested to fight in the road. The driver threatened to knock the passenger out and then told his other passengers to get back. The driver then swung at the man he was arguing with, put him in a choke hold and started punching him repeatedly as he held him down.

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@TooMader @NJTRANSIT A warning means that the conditions are right for severe incompetence and severe incompetence has been detected or highly likely to occur in the specified area
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NJ TRANSIT
NJ TRANSIT@NJTRANSIT·
NJ TRANSIT is monitoring severe weather moving through the region. Please check NJTransit.com, X (formerly Twitter) and the NJ TRANSIT Mobile App for the latest service information.
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@RaviBhalla Don’t you have any real mayoring work to do? Stop being an online reactionary. Many would like you to do your job. Clearly you can talk the talk, but would love to see you walk the walk.
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Ravinder S. Bhalla
Ravinder S. Bhalla@RaviBhalla·
Charles - aka/Mile Square Tax Association lawyer : How does it feel to represent a wealthy corporate lobbyist group that constantly tries to gut rent control in Hoboken, attempting to profit at the hands of Hoboken tenants? Does the MSTA pay you per tweet?
Charles Gormally@njcounsel

@RaviBhalla The Mayor once again wants to pervert both history and current events. The compromise is a reasonable approach and without it there will not be rental property in hoboken. All the owners will convert to condo's. It is already happening because Bhalla cant run the city!

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@saraklind @NYCCouncil @GovMurphy @WhiteHouse @oldmcdougall @njdotcom @YankFleming @NJTRANSIT