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@Micro2Macr0 Are you stupid? Gas is a global commodity.

This is a big win because gas is going to be incredibly cheap with as much oil as we're producing. Remember we flare a bunch of it right now which means we just burn it instead of using it.

@nicksortor @POTUS Holy fuck you guys are dorks

🚨 JUST IN: Ron DeSantis has just signed a law OFFICIALLY renaming a 125 mile highway the “President Donald J. Trump Highway” The road leads right up to 47’s home at Mar-a-Lago. Congrats, @POTUS

@cryptorover Cool, tell me when cash stops flowing into their business

Michael Saylor just built a $1.2 billion yearly dividend bill on a business that makes no money. And it's getting bigger every month. Strategy has issued $11.3 billion of preferred stock across 5 different series since January 2025. The rates are brutal: 8% to 11.5%. Here is what he owes every year: - STRC: $731M at 11.5% - STRD: $135M at 10% - STRF: $128M at 10% - STRK: $112M at 8% - STRE: $89M at 10% Total: $1.2 billion per year. In cash. Forever. The software business? It lost $112 million in free cash flow last year. It cannot pay a single month of these dividends. So where does the money come from? Issuing new MSTR shares. Every dollar of dividends is funded by printing more common stock. Saylor has pre-funded the next 2 years with a $2.25 billion cash reserve raised from share issuance. But new preferred stock is being issued every single week. The reserve will run out. And there is still $30.5 billion of preferred capacity left. If he uses it, annual dividends could hit $4 billion per year. On April 12, Saylor said Bitcoin only needs to grow 2.05% per year to cover everything. The math is correct. But dividends are paid in cash. Bitcoin appreciation is not cash. To turn Bitcoin gains into cash, he has only 3 options: 1. Sell Bitcoin (he has promised never to do this) 2. Issue more MSTR shares (destroys shareholder value when stock trades below NAV) 3. Turn off dividends (STRF and STRE dividends escalate to 18% if unpaid) Right now MSTR trades at 0.79x its Bitcoin NAV. A 21% discount. This means every new share issued destroys Bitcoin per share. The flywheel that worked on the way up is now running in reverse. There is also $6.8 billion of convertible debt with holder put options exercisable by September 2028. If the stock stays low, bondholders can demand cash repayment. The reserve cannot cover both dividends and puts. The breakeven was 1.5% in February. It is 2.05% today. At current issuance pace it could be 3.4% by year end. The number Saylor presents as fixed is actually rising every month. Bitcoin does not appreciate at 2.05% per year in a straight line. It goes up 300% then crashes 77%. Dividends are due every month regardless of where Bitcoin is in the cycle. This is a timebomb. It does not need Bitcoin to fail. It only needs Bitcoin to be volatile on a timeline that meets $1.2 billion in annual cash obligations.

@BasedMikeLee Damn. @BasedMikeLee is a manlet. Dude must b 5”7

My friend and I both agree: The Senate must pass the SAVE America Act Now

@Timcast If only you were this vocal about Trump raping children

HOLY FUCK This woman is saying Democrat Congressman Swalwell DRUGGED And RAPED HER nbcnews.com/politics/congr…

@LucasSa56947288 Sure lady, yet you’ve been involved in many gop PR campaigns

DoorDash grandma Sharon Simmons on Fox and Friends this morning: "I am not a paid actor"

@Raider3162022 @TheMaineWonk Fast forward to 30 second mark x.com/repdavidkustof…

@dalhbd @TheMaineWonk You mean she protested for the Dems at the No Kings rally?! Wait! Wait! She was protesting ICE?!

They’re so out of touch they think promoting a Grandmother having to DoorDash to pay for her husband’s medical bills is a W. They have no idea what’s coming in November.

@thedebralea You won’t. Because she’s a paid maga crisis actor

Why do I never get delivery-drivers like this sweet lady? Instead I get Mamadou, Muhammed, Ahmed, Zahid…

@OurRevolution It’s okay, the story about her husband is possibly fake. She’s a paid gop crisis actor

You know what would have changed her life even more? Not having to DoorDash for tips to pay for cancer treatment in the first place. Medicare for All.

@cturnbull1968 lol. This woman is a paid gop crisis actor. What a joke

And the sad thing is that she still can’t.

@PressSec Lololo. This woman is a paid crisis actor, she’s a gop operative who has been involved in multiple PR campaigns. @PressSec you can lie to your wrinkly 60 year old husband about him being attractive, but you can’t lie to the American people.

NO TAX ON TIPS! 💸 Sharon is just one of millions of American workers who are seeing REAL money in their pockets this tax refund season, thanks to President Trump's Working Families Tax Cuts. REMEMBER: Every Democrat voted against this historic legislation!

@revenant_MMXX Some might call her a paid crisis actor.

The average Doordasher is so Latin American that they literally had to cast this lady to pretend to be a dasher

@jaubreyYT @hasanthehun .it would be depressing if it were real for her, as it is for so many Americans. Buttt, This woman is a proven paid crisis actor

Why are they acting like this isn’t an insanely depressing photo

@PressSec Lolol. Wow. This woman is a proven paid crisis actor.

President Trump just received a McDonald’s delivery order from a DoorDash driver outside the Oval Office! Thanks to President Trump signing No Tax on Tips into law, Sharron is using the $11,000 in tips that she made last year to support her family. 💰 🚗 🍔 🍟

@bethbourdon This woman is a proven paid crisis actor

this isn't a heartwarming story, karoline. imagine having to depend on tips to survive when a lot of people in this country complain about tipping. now add on that her job includes driving her car around, factor in the price of gas, and tell me again how great no tax on tips is.

@marlene4719 A failed state

What everyone should be asking themselves is what kind of government do you have where a grandmother has to work for DoorDash in order to pay for her husband’s cancer treatments. Fucking pitiful.

@BrianKarem Well. This woman is a proven paid crisis actor

Like you can easily walk up to the Oval Office and drop off a delivery that hasn't been inspected by the Secret Service, after passing through a magnetometer and going through at least two security check points. Nothing set up about this at all. . .

@sophieLily1123 @ArtCandee Don’t worry. It was likely a fake story. She is a paid maga operative, who has helped on many gop PR campaigns

Actually at first I felt sorry for #GrandmaDoorDash as she could not afford healthcare for her husband with cancer BUT it turns out #GrandmaDoorDash is a plant. A paid GOP operative. They shipped door dash woman to a Nevada hearing last year. She’s the maga paid prop. Everything they do is a con. #TrumpGrift #TrumpisanationalDisgrace #TrumpIsInsane

Donald Trump, the billionaire, only gave the “DoorDash Grandma” a $100 tip for that PR stunt at the White House for the delivery company and McDonald’s? Even she knows he’s cheap. 😬

@ArtCandee Ha. Deserved it. This woman is a proven paid crisis actor

@MollyJongFast This woman is a proven paid crisis actor

I’d love to live in a country when grandmothers don’t have to do exhausting physically taxing manual labor until they die