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@luxemiaa Lady seems like was genuinely curious w/ her question. 2 ways to respond: 1) cause you can (like you did); or 2) cause you prefer or need extra space. 1) doesn’t answer the ? and makes one seem like an asshole; 2) answers and explains benefit w/o showing off. You chose 1).

This girl on Instagram said: Every time I fly I buy two seats. Because I can. Today a lady asked if she could sit next to me and I said that the seat next to me was reserved(it has a reserved ticket on it she can clearly see) but she can take the aisle seat. Someone please tell me why this lady decided to give me the third degree about buying a second seat. “Why did you buy a second seat?” “Because I’m an adult and have free will.” “Yeah but why would you take a seat from another passenger?” “I didn’t. I bought this seat.” .......

@swd2 What’s with the “trying to be intimidating” narcissistic emotional projection? This exact same photo could be used to depict him being trained by the TSA agent…

So we have a TSA employee clearly doing their job while an ICE agent hovers over their shoulder trying to be intimidating? How is this productive?

@bennetthaselton @breannenahh The logic checks out. That’s why the longest lines happen in the morning not long after TSA opens. People showing up hours earlier creates added demand and the bottleneck. Then later on in the day those same ppl on the later flights obviously don’t go thru security so no lines!

@breannenahh I don’t follow this logic, a person who shows up early will simply not be clogging the line later on. Early arrives increase crowds after security not before it.

While TSA employee shortage is a major part of the airport issues. The other part is y’all letting them fear y’all into showing up to the airport 6+ hours before your flight, YOU ARE CREATING THE LINE. No person whose flight is in 2 hours should even see a person who flies in 6!

@Hipsy_afya We learned almost all of these in grade school. Perhaps you just outed yourself as not attending, paying attention, or remembering?

you have to be a little psychotic to know the exact names of all of these i'm sorry😭

@jsoltooraw @RedWavePress If $4.50 gas gets you upset then please start criticizing Newsom who already brought prices HIGHER than that in CA even BEFORE we attacked Iran… 😑

@RedWavePress $4.50 gas? Mm maybe. A recession and lose your house? No chance. By failing the wrestle with them together, Joe’s framework doesn’t capture the broader strategic calculus. Which, to his credit, DT is clearly wrestling with.

WOW: Morning Joe host Joe Scarborough continuously pressed Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer: “No, no, no. Hold on a second. You’ve got to answer my question first. Yeah. Is it a good thing that Iran—and I think you would agree with me—epicenter of terrorism in the world since 1979, is it good that their military infrastructure is being degraded to the degree that it is, yes or no?” Chuck Schumer: “You can’t, because it’s a premature question. What is going to happen in the next several months?” Joe Scarborough: “No, no. No, no, I can ask that question... I’m simply asking, on the military side, is it good? Regardless of whether we agree with going in or not, is it good that Iran’s military infrastructure has been seriously degraded?” Chuck Schumer: “What’s going to happen three months from now? Is it worth it? What’s going to happen? Will the world economy collapse? Will something happen even worse? Will the whole energy infrastructure of the world go up in smoke? So you have to—when they do it without planning, when they do without understanding where they’re going—” Joe Scarborough: “Oh, let me answer the question for everybody in America. The answer is yes. It’s good that the terrorist regime’s military and capabilities have been degraded radically.”

@gothicrose24 @kimyogail @TheOfficerTatum @BillboardChris Your speech now is literally discriminatory and hateful against people who oppose gender ideology. YOU’RE hurting feelings. If being discriminatory or hateful is your only criteria, then by own logic, you should be fined. Hope you comprehend that this is what you’re promoting. 🙃

@kimyogail @TheOfficerTatum @BillboardChris He was fined because the statements he spoke out about opposing gender identity education was hate speech and discriminatory. There’s a difference 🥰

🚨WATCH: @BillboardChris says A Canadian school board member was just fined $750,000…for opposing gender ideology. Not for actions with kids. Not for misconduct. For speaking out. They called it “harm to feelings.” This is what happens when speech becomes punishable. Teachers should be fined $750,000 for exposing kids to gender ideology, not protecting them from it.

@bamagirl_4_eva Honestly 2, 6, 10. And that was easy. One can dream…

Which 3 are you picking?

@Anurag196 @EricLDaugh Ironically international borders ARE indeed border crossings and ICE presence has been there long before this TSA fiasco. 😑

@EricLDaugh Right now they’re just “assisting” at airports but give them a week, they’ll probably start acting like it’s a border crossing…

🚨 BREAKING: The Democrats are furious after realizing American travelers by-and-large LOVE having ICE assisting TSA lines in airports One woman realized the fake news propaganda was wrong! "I WAS concerned...but they're not bothering us, so let's get it done!" 🔥 "I like that they're here. It's allowing us to move and get to where we need to go." "As long as they can help us move a little bit faster, maybe they can take some of the work off TSA agents. I'm ALL FOR IT."

@Raindropsmedia1 A lot of ppl conflate something being racial w/ racism. Not everything mentioning race is racist. In this case her commentary could reasonably be interpreted as surprise to observe a White person working Uber vs other drivers’ races. Driver projected that to be derogatory. 😑

This Lyft driver refused to give this woman a ride after she made a wild comment. 👀🤔🚙

@ZaidJilani @JeninYounesEsq If you’re going to be that intellectually lazy then we might as well also generalize that you’d rather support authoritarian Islamist regimes that oppress and murder anyone who’s outside its theocratic ideals than support Israel who has millions of Arab-Israeli citizens.

These arguments boil down to: if a country has gay pride parades, it’s OK if it also has Jim Crow.

@Naomi_Namiko Why does their follower count include a $ dollar sign?

Tom vs Zendaya followers

@Djoko_UTD Why does that “papa” sound more like a man (e.g., Danil?) imitating the voice of a baby girl saying “papa”?? 😅

🔙 When Danil Medvedev’s daughter saw a poster of her father… “Papa 🥰”

@theaviabrams @StuffWorthSee He most likely recorded himself getting ready AND staged himself waking up all BEFORE actually going to sleep (if he did sleep). Inefficient to set up the tripod twice. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@StuffWorthSee Just remember, he woke up, set up the tripod and camera, got back inside and pretended to wake up again.

Would you try these?

@itsanoctopuss @NoContextHumans Wtf can you read? The point is that it’s NOT an active school zone per the sign and per the reality looking at the video. I don’t think it’s a 60mph zone either, but the point is that no school kids are in danger now. Driver is obviously in the wrong, but NOT for reasons cited.

@doescomputing @NoContextHumans Speeding in a school zone because you don't see the 3'5 child splattered against your 5' grill

This Man decided the cops aren’t doing enough so now he's launching desserts at speeding cars 😭

@TansuYegen Was it necessary to pull that first girl back so forcefully by the hair/scalp for the bit? Lol

RIGHT way to cross the road😂

@Served_Podcast @jon_wertheim Easiest prediction ever…

A Grand Slam title by 2028?! 👀🏆 Victoria Mboko is on the fast track. Which one is calling her name first?! 💭⬇️ 🇦🇺 Australian Open 🇫🇷 Roland-Garros 🇬🇧 Wimbledon 🇺🇸 U.S. Open

@Sandee8298 @luxemiaa Yet the driver refused to explain. Why not simply block off the seat or post a sign if that’s what he really cares about…. I prefer to be on driver side as a passenger cause my apt is on the left side of a 1-way and I prefer not to be forced to enter/exit among traffic. 😑

@invest_cashflow @luxemiaa This should be obvious and not need explaining.

My uber driver told me NOT to sit behind me. Me: So where you would like me to sit? Uber: Sit behind the passenger seat. Me: Why, what’s the difference? Uber: I don’t like people sitting directly behind me Me: Ok, but why? (Because now I’m curious and confused) Uber: I don’t like when people are behind me, it makes me uncomfortable Me: Uhhh, ok sir. *looks at him in confusion the whole ride because he chose to do a job where people sit “behind him” 90% of the time*

@darkcursse164 @luxemiaa Why are you projecting so much anger over a post that is at least objectivity points out something odd that’s logically valid? Are you an uber driver or something? Or are YOU just that bored and angry yourself to have been triggered by this innocuous commentary?

@luxemiaa And he asked you to sit behind the passenger seat, why are you even making a deal out of this? Is your life that fucking boring you need to shit talk someone for this kind of choice? You know nothing about their life, but feel qualified to criticize it. Go fuck yourself.

@Marcia74192580 @PolitiBunny Do you really believe the answer to your perceived woes is to enable rampant election fraud?

@PolitiBunny Why do we have to do more than men? Also, I read you can’t use a marriage license as identification and they want a passport $165.

For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out. Here's how it went: 1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14. 2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0. 3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5. It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops. Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID. I know you guys knew that already... lol