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@FormerNewspaper @jamestalarico Not to mention blasphemous and grotesque.

@jamestalarico Using the name of Jesus to legitimize lies seems a little insulting.

The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus. You want to know what insults Jesus? Kicking the sick off their healthcare. Bombing schoolchildren in Iran. Deporting moms and babies. Covering up the Epstein files.

@Scarface2k1 @jarvis_best @SirajAHashmi Many people are saying it.

@dying_democracy @jarvis_best @SirajAHashmi As an acting reporter-at-large for your paper: Im reporting: Rumors are coming in that the 'Straight of Hormuz' is set to adopt pronouns

So the new ayatollah is both impotent and gay and in other news why hasn't anyone seen Siraj Hashmi around here lately

@DEADLINE So Boreing!

Jeremy Boreing, Daily Wire Co-Founder & Film & TV Producer, Launches 'The Jeremy Boreing Show' deadline.com/2026/03/jeremy…

@Scarface2k1 @jarvis_best @SirajAHashmi Based on recent intelligence leaks that he may be gay, do we need to rename the Straights of Hormuz?

@dying_democracy @jarvis_best @SirajAHashmi They could say that the new ayatollah is a practicing Jew And throw everyone through a loop

@ighaworth He apparently doesn't understand how currency exchange rates work either.

Personally I’m shocked that the guy who flew to Moscow to sniff their bread and jerk off over a subway station is a paid propagandist.

If you can’t read the room, at least read the obituaries before posting.

People don't recognize him. He looks like an aging lesbian.

Sounds like she portrayed a woman perfectly.

@bradyleonard It's only a problem if you're not a Democrat. If you're a Democrat, they're just voters. #Deerborn

250k-350k+ Russians have died since 2022 in a war that has been heavily funded by the United States. I assume many of them died via American arms/tech/intel. Three million Russians live in America. Are you worried about your Russian neighbors throwing bombs, shooting people, and driving bomb-filled vehicles into Jewish pre-schools? Why not? It’s not all blowback. Blowback does exist, but so does radical Islam, and it’s a problem.

@RepRaskin Time to fund DHS.

Gun violence continues to be a devastating threat to life and bodily safety in America. Please join me in praying for the victims, the family of the deceased, and all the students, faculty and staff shaken by this attack at Old Dominion University. We must ACT in Congress.

@Knibbs x.com/i/status/20311…

EXCLUSIVE: Jay Graber stepping down as CEO of Bluesky wired.com/story/bluesky-…

We nominate @jarvis_best for the job.

@ggreenwald They're at the point where they're throwing rocks at US attack planes. At 10 years they'll be trying to fight us by shaking their fists at us.

Everyone up for this?

@atrupar It's an undocumented military action. No military action is illegal on stolen countries.

Tom Emmer still won't call Trump's war a war, but instead says "this is a short-term experience"

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This is almost as good as "Loud noises heard at Trump Rally in Butler, PA"...

@ViadelCorso2266 @NBCNewYork x.com/i/status/20309…

@NBCNewYork Amir Balat (18) & Ibrahim Nick (19) showed up and threw an IED- a homemade explosive device filled with nuts, bolts, nails, and screws toward a crowd of protesters while shouting Allahu Akbar.

Multiple arrests made after "suspicious devices" found outside Gracie Mansion, home of Mayor Zohran Mamdani, during anti-Islam rally and counterprotest. 4.nbcny.com/9tpGVQh

@KieranEleison @NBCNewYork "Lookie what I found" is a direct translation of "Allahu Akbar".

@NBCNewYork Live shot of man leaping with suspicious device and shouting "lookie what I found"