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First Lieutenant Obvious

@firstltobvious

Never made O-3. Didn't actually serve. Just here for the laughs.

가입일 Temmuz 2025
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End RINOs
End RINOs@End_RINOs·
Yea, F this shit. SCOTUS allows cops to ask somebody to exit a vehicle when the officer is concerned for his safety. Does this cop look like he's afraid of this woman? NO! He just wants her out of the vehicle because he's on a power trip. Yes, she should get out of the vehicle because that is the law. Also, this cop should lose his badge because it is painfully obvious he is not in any way shape or form afraid of this woman.
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Don Keith
Don Keith@RealDonKeith·
Imagine being a police officer have to deal with this, tugging a motorist in the direction of 70mph traffic because she’s an uncooperative Karen.
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Benny Johnson
Benny Johnson@bennyjohnson·
I spoke with over a dozen TSA agents today. None of them have been paid in 2 months. Here’s what they told me: “I had to sell my car to pay my mortgage” “I work 12 hour shifts and don’t see my kids. Now I can’t even afford to buy my family dinner.” “I’m going to have to quit this month and find another job.” “My wife had to go back to work” “I can’t afford basic groceries” “I have no more savings left.” “This makes no sense. ICE is funded through 2030. Democrats are just punishing us.” One thing became clear after today: Democrats targeting TSA is morally depraved. It hurts passengers and law enforcement alike. Politicians should NOT be able to destroy innocent people’s lives to score cheap political theater points. Democrats are evil for this. They just want to see Americans suffer to protect illegals and illegal voting.
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First Lieutenant Obvious
First Lieutenant Obvious@firstltobvious·
@kenzietuff just like americans, it takes 4 generations to make the trek to canada and only 1 generation to realize canada fucking sucks and fly back home
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Mack
Mack@kenzietuff·
Science has no idea what triggers the monarch butterfly 2,000 mile migration. It takes four generations to reach Canada. Then, for reasons that escape us- a generation makes the entire flight despite having one of the worst builds in nature for long flights. Incredible creatures.
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Libs of TikTok
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
THIS IS INSANE Two men, who both pleaded guilty to R*PING a 15yo boy and making child p*rn, received DIFFERENT sentences from two different judges. Eric Bergstrom was sentenced to 30-50 years by Judge Derek Vaughn. Judge Rich McGowan then took over the case and sentenced co-defendant Bradley Perry to ONLY 3 YEARS for the SAME CRIME. When Judge McGowan was questioned on his decision, he stated, "I am the law." How is this justice???
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Taya
Taya@travelingflying·
”Black people invented everything” Um, no, they didn’t…
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BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️
Dear World, Please DO NOT visit the United States for the World Cup, or for anything. As you can see, ICE is violently arresting U.S. citizens at SF airport, so clearly nobody can guarantee your own safety here. Repeat after me: FUCK ICE!!!
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TheDoomerTapes
TheDoomerTapes@DoomerTapes·
"Go out and train" is very easy if you live in western US. But for those without public land/restrictive gun laws, how do you train? I am moving to FL, and there is absolutely no shooting on public land there. Fair, its flat like a sheet of paper. But I will still be out goofing around in kit in the woods, and luckily have friends with private land with a range. For those who are urban or not so lucky, what do you do? Flat range only? I know some places have run and gun 5k matches that you can do in kit. 2 gun/outlaw matches, even just USPSA. Any more ideas?
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Uubzu v4
Uubzu v4@uubzu·
Many of you would be unable to pass this test because you would consider the instructions to be too ambiguous to follow. I think this is a fair literacy test that everyone should have to pass to vote
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Genius Tech
Genius Tech@Geniustechw·
Young woman breaks down crying: “You're running us over, shooting us, all because of our skin color... our babies are being ripped from our hands” What’s your response to this??
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Suzie rizzio
Suzie rizzio@Suzierizzo1·
All Hell is breaking out at SFO Airport after ICE was sent there by Trump & they randomly detained a mother & her daughter! Witnesses say it was one of the most horrifying things they’ve seen & they gave no reason for their detainment! It’s going to get ugly soon as you can see!
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Governor Newsom Press Office
Governor Newsom Press Office@GovPressOffice·
Pro-tip: Daycares aren’t content farms. If you show up demanding access to film children, don’t be surprised when the cops show up.
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Zeppo
Zeppo@Zeppo81190327·
@NewswirePatriot How are they castrating them? Not chemically I hope. They should put peanut butter on their nuts and let a cage full or rats do the job.
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Patriot🇺🇸Newswire
Patriot🇺🇸Newswire@NewswirePatriot·
FIRST OFFENSE, NO SECOND CHANCES! ✂️ If you have sex with a child 13 yrs old or younger in Louisiana, you WILL be castrated on your first offense. Some are calling this law "barbaric" and say offenders can be reformed. Is castration a just punishment on the first offense?
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Richard Hanania
Richard Hanania@RichardHanania·
Three Asians go to the “most racist town in America” to find racism. Basically nobody pays attention to them and they have nothing to report. Literally worst thing they find is an old woman saying her daughter loves “Chinamen.” Amazing levels of confirmation bias.
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Happy Captain
Happy Captain@EODHappyCaptain·
The Cadets from Old Dominion University who stopped an active shooter, received 8 Meritorious Service Medals. Two of them received Purple Hearts…from the Sergeant Major of the Army and the Secretary of the Army. Absolutely amazing and well deserved.
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PNWGUERRILLA
PNWGUERRILLA@pnwguerrilla·
I’m gonna say it
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Barack Obama
Barack Obama@BarackObama·
The day the Affordable Care Act passed was one of my proudest moments as president, because it meant that millions of Americans would have access to health care, some for the first time. The ACA also prevented insurance companies from denying people with pre-existing conditions coverage, allowed young people under the age of 26 to remain on their parents’ plan, expanded Medicaid, and so much more. But the ACA was always meant to be a first step. We still have to do more to expand access and make health care more affordable for everyone.
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First Lieutenant Obvious
First Lieutenant Obvious@firstltobvious·
@jeff_of_norwich depends on the job and the company. more vacation at white collar jobs, less at blue collar ones. probably should be the opposite but is what it is
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