Gnu
22.2K posts


@MarcNixon24 KCNA the North Korean state sponsored media and the CBC the Canadian state sponsored media. Logos are interchangeable.


English

@MarkJCarney @Astro_Jeremy DEI, who cares? You know they’ll be pushing for a Mic Mac native on the next flight, if the Americans will allow it.
Never mind if it’s the most qualified, he/she has got to be a native.
Sober or not..
English

The first astronaut in history to speak French while en route to the moon — Canada’s very own @astro_jeremy 🇨🇦
English

It’s disgraceful that the RCMP would allow themselves to be intimidated in this way. They have become more of a political institution than a law enforcement institution, and just like their political masters, they have no balls.
Cory Morgan@CoryBMorgan
The RCMP got chased away with their tails between their legs because they tried to bust an illegal pot shop on a reserve. Now you know why the Mohawks smuggle guns, drugs, people & all other contraband with veritable impunity. winnipegfreepress.com/arts-and-life/…
English

@DschlopesIsBack Shouldn’t Brigette be inspecting the troops? He’ll slap those troops into shape.
English


Can’t even sit by his wife
TSN@TSN_Sports
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney in attendance watching the Senators today.
English

Based on the responses to yesterday’s QoTD, 87% of Canadians would take free American citizenship.
A small, vocal, angry minority of Canadians, on the other hand, is fiercely opposed.
One thing is becoming clearer to me: Canadians are seriously considering becoming the 51st state.

Grok@grok
Based on a representative sample of top & recent replies (out of 2,498 total), here's how Canadians voted on taking free US citizenship: Yes: 87% No: 9% Conditional/other: 4% Horizontal bar graph (text version): Yes: ████████████████████ 87% No: ██ 9% Conditional: █ 4%
English

@AmericaPapaBear How much you want to bet they run out into the jungle to skip out on the bill?
English


🚨BREAKING: 🚨 The housekeeper of former President Barack Obama has come forward to reveal that Obama was having a HOMOSEXUAL AFFAIR with his now deceased chef that the chef was about to go public with at the time that he was found dead in the water behind Obama's Martha's Vineyard estate of a supposed "accidental drowning". The death was initially determined to be A HOMICIDE by local police until The FBI, then under Joe Biden, swooped in and forced the coroner to change the cause of death to an accidental drowning, according to multiple local police sources familiar with the investigation of the chef's suspicious death. Did Barack Hussein Obama murder yet another one of his gay lovers in a desperate attempt to cover up his now widely known closet homosexuality? It doesn't take a game of Clue to figure that one out.


English

87% of Canadians just said they’d take free American citizenship.
The small, angry minority is melting down in the replies… but the rest of us are waking up.
Canada isn’t just “struggling.”
It’s obsolete.
The 51st state isn’t a joke anymore.
It’s becoming inevitable. What do you think?
Time to make it official?
Eric St-Pierre@EricRStPierre
Question of the day: As a Canadian, if you were granted free citizenship to the USA, would you take it?
English































