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@Drips451 @Arsenal Right

@Arsenal Ben white is just a shit ass defender, he always use to help his opponents with goals. After the penalty that he gave out today, looks at the poor defending against lookman, if not for Raya, it could have been 2-1. Ben white is hell as fuck when it comes to defending.

We battled toe-to-toe. A chance to finish the job at home in N5 ✊

@GachieNgumi @Getinwithgame Ulijipeana you say 😂😂

@Getinwithgame Very guilty hapo namba 5

Women are naturally more sensitive and cautious than men, especially early on when they don’t fully trust you yet. Their attraction is fragile and can disappear fast if you make the wrong move. Here’s what can easily scare them off:

@kennyt84 @EduardoHagn Facts bro. Watching the game and you get ashamed with how many chances they loose

@EduardoHagn The team lack serial winners!!! Too much nice guys in this team.

You CANNOT mess this up. At this level, that’s unforgivable. Imagine we lose the title due to Goal Difference.

This guy William Ruto,is anything but intelligent or smart. I have sat down for days trying to understand his logic and I can tell you for free he is very far from intelligence and brilliance . Infact if the bus carrying intelligence was passing today, he would be arriving at the bus stop two days from now. Thats how far he is from intelligence What this man is,is a crook,a very shrewd crook with money and resources. No more nothing less. There is no intelligence or smartness being reflected from his actions. If he was smart,if just did just 50% of what he promised what he would do before election,we wouldn’t be where we are now. Ata kama ni kuiba,if he was smart,this is not how a smart person steals. This guy is literally eating anything he finds his way. He has the hunger of a mad man in the market. Ruto is grabbing land,hes taken over tiles business,LpG gas depots,construction,mining,Maize growing,wheat farming,sugar import,hospitals,insurance,banking,fuel imports,Avocados,Steel production and many more. Even condom importation,hes there And you can imagine its not like hes creating fair competition,its him coming in,pushing the existing traders aside and taking over where they were. Now look at this logic and tell me if you see any brilliance in that. Hes not scheming,HEs bulldozing his way through all walls. Anaenda tu! Ni mtu ambaye ana ujinga ambao hauna tiba. That is why he must Go. As soon as now. This is a man committed to burn this whole nation full of dreams and potential,just to ensure his stomach remains full.

@Blavk9r @twitgameboy I don't think they'll understand this English

@twitgameboy Make I run go warm my eba chop 😭😭

None of us will see 3026, Rip to all of us, stay humble, nothing last forever 💔🥹 80 years from now this comment section would be full of dead people comments 🕊️😭

Even with the fuel levy tax, excise tax, dev. tax and any other tax inclusive, pump prices in Kenya shouldn't exceed sh40 per litre.

DECISIONS amongst them to 'gift' sh12/litre to PRIVATE companies causing the PUNITIVE fuel costs while cartels rake SUPER profits must be reversed ASAP and all CORRUPT public officials involved/benefiting PROSECUTED.Price controls must be REMOVED for COMPETITION to lower prices.

@stangog @WelBeast Washed

@WelBeast It’s gonna end 2-1 for City

Don’t think West Ham can hold on for 20 minutes.

@Leteipa__ @Kristianke1 @infinitystone98 @dansilly_ke Hakuna hack ako nayo. If you didn't get to crack ukiwa first year na second year hakuna venye utapata kinywero ukiwa third year. You'll still be the same loser.

@Kristianke1 @infinitystone98 @dansilly_ke Haujajibu swali 😂😂

Yaani leo nimeleta dem kejani then nimeshindwa vile nitamconvince tuingie mechi juu ni fresha😂Hebu mnipee tactic nigonge hii mali..

@__spence_r game on 🤫

Huwa mnacheza games gani on your phones mkiwa bored ?

Warning Onyo

@SONOIYA47 @polo_kimanii Anaku easy 😂

@polo_kimanii Kuna siku Mdenge alifika na alikuwa na haraka, tulipapasa na yeye hadi ikabidi ameenda kwanza 🤣

Women are very fast when it comes to accusing men of erectile disfunction. According to them,as long as they have shown you their ninii your injector is supposed to get up immediately and get to work. Wanadhani hii kitu huwa inawashwa mara moja kama generator za Naivas. Buana the chemical composition involved in getting a penis upright is no joke. Wacha nielesee nyinyi kidogo You see,this thing is not a robot. Na ndio maana tunaambianga nyinyi papasa kidogo. Because before the act,This mans brain needs to be set,so that it can trigger the heart to beat faster,so that blood can move faster and then it can flow to the penis. Ikifika hapo Post ikisimama,kuna kavalve inakuanga hapo,inakasongo damu,the blood is abducted in the penis,yani inafungiwa huko unwillingly. And thats how an erection is achieved. Viagra,is used to accelerate heartbeat,it has no direct influence on the penis. But sometimes thats not always the case. Kuna masaa wanaume tunapatanga anxiety. Akili inapoteza focus,inashindwa kutuma signal kwa roho especially if you have alot in mind. Or sometimes you are not attracted to the lady sexually,she doesn’t turn you on,hii ata akipapasa 2 hours kama chemistry paper 2 akuna mambo itafanyika. Or sometimes,umeinua yeye namna hii,Unaskia nikama,nikama uko kondele fish market,yani umeskia harufu ya omena. Nguvu ya nyungulus inateremka mara moja. Na unajua apa huwezi sema ukweli ati umenusa kamongo,juu wanawake naye hawapendi ukweli,huwa wanakugeuzia wanakuita shoga buana. Weh! Most of these men you see being accused of E D,its usually the womens fault. Ata ile ya Burale nashuku sana. Khabusie!!

@osultansaleh @polo_kimanii Ufala 😂

@polo_kimanii One baddie came for a sleepover sometimes back akajaribu hard to get.... Nikaona since kwenye ametoka hakuna bed nikaamua acha alale, usiku wa manane ndio huyo ananipapasa ..the more anapapasa ndio nayo ina retreat karibu itumbukie ndani ya ball sack ,😂

@Mr_Obuto @MaxwellMbae @iamennoh @MyRamtons I wasn't familiar with your game

@guylikekibe @MaxwellMbae @iamennoh I'm using RF/591 and have always had it plugged in.

TL Engineers, what's the worst that can happen if I charge my phone here?😐

@Mr_Obuto @MaxwellMbae @iamennoh You'll find some models with coming with hotplates of less than 1100W that's why they are equipped with a socket plug. For models coming with 1500W and above have to be hardwired directly

@MaxwellMbae @iamennoh And why do cookers come with a socket plug?

@damiLFC @I__amSparta @likemaggyy How does Swahili language sound like to foreigners I'm just curious 😂😂.

@I__amSparta @likemaggyy Why did you begin with English if you were going to just finish in whatever language that is

Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation

Ukiangalia vizuri utagundua most millennials are ugly. Its because before 1990,most parents were not looking at beauty as a standard gauge for marriage. Walikua wanagongana tu wagongane. Bora uko na sufuria na mimi niko na mwiko,bad! Thats how people like kimuzi ended up being born. Kimuzi ni mtu anakaa nikama alizaliwa akiwa mzee,nikama alizaliwa na nyanya yake. Badala ata anyonyeshwe kule maternity,walimpikia uji ya wimbi.

If abortion was legalized back in the days,Most of you would not be alive right now. Your parents had you when they were young and some ‘were not ready’. So its really important we examine this issue critically,That child you want to abort has as much right to be alive as you

Na vijana mjue vile iko hii maisha sio rahisi,na ndio maana ata nikidhani mtoto analianga akizaliwa, ama kwa nini hachekangi? Even jesus the son of God,when he came for attachment here for 34 years,aliangalia na kweli akaona si kurahisi. In the book of john he said Earth is hard,but take heart. Yani iza joh! Vumilia Sasa Sisi kama binadamu the only thing we can do is to try not to make it harder than it already is. We must find joy in this misery,Tafuta mtu mpendane,manake ata bibilia inasema Two is better than one. Before doreen left for canada to do her Entomology masters,I was happy. Yani ata shida ikiwa namna gani I nilikua naskia tu kafuraha Saturday jioni nilikua natembelea yeye ananifanyia maajabu buana. Nikitoka bafu ndio huyo amenipatia hii kanguo wanaita bathrobe. Kidogo nimechemshiwa maji ya ndimu,nikimaliza kukunywa ananiambia my king,lie here. She had those adjustable seats kama za Qatar airways business class. Naiweka msuri,Kidogo ameleta powder ingine ya black akanipaka kwa uso,na akajipaka pia,kidogo ndio hiyo avocado inakuja,sio ya kukula,hii unapaka kwa makwapa na nyungulus,inasaidia kusafisha hairly skin areas. Ungeingia hiyo nyumba saa nne ungepata tunakaa chokoraa buana. Sasa tumekaa tu hapo kwa kiti,macho tumewekelea cucumber listening to Backstreet boys and Celine dion in the background,one of my hands going up and down her left thigh like a pendulum,my mouth is on her left breast imbibing imaginary milk. Eih! Buana that woman left and I was depressed for a whole month. Ata appetite ilipotea,kilo zikatoka 68 zikakuja 52,mpaka mchina akanituma VCT test waangalie kama niko na ukimwi buana. Eih! Love is a beautiful thing aisee

@_GrimReaper137 @Bookten8 Hi cousin 😂

@Bookten8 Respect ONE PLUS

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