Ihlbit

I drink far more than the normal human.

@REDRebbe @Strangeland_Elf Friends please start the food wars individually

@Strangeland_Elf Looks like a cupcake to me

Behold my banana coffee cake muffins

@jirboz_ @inaba556 Breh.

@inaba556 Damn!!! That first dumpling.. it looks like PUSSY!!! Can I PLEASE and I mean PLEASE get some of that good good stank stank puh puh??????? 🙏🙏🙏😩😩😩

最近は肉まんにハマっていて、この「✨井村屋のゴールド肉まん✨」が皮がムッッッムッチムチしてて歯応えがありめちゃ美味いこと昨日の地図会🗺️🦫で布教したらさっそくPちゃん❄️が買ってくれてありがたい✨ 2個入りが秒で消えるので、アマゾンで大人買いして心ゆくまで食べたいっ！！！！

@999Gonefishing Lulu fatty

My cat trapped herself....

Cats, always trapped by devices of their own creation

@999Gonefishing 42k views this boy has

Booze hound #dogs

@hoshizorarock That's beautiful. Ours would have the classic yellow light. Maybe I'll be able to go take some photos in a bit

日本のサイバー空間にご招待します。

@NOIR35825 @skindie___ I'm glad someone got the humor

@ihlbit @skindie___ 日本人だけどめっちゃ笑ったlol

Someone from Japanese twitter told me: if aliens came to earth, the Japanese would be wondering how to make a delicious meal out of them 😂 I could not stop laughing

@ShamashAran "I assimilated but fuck this country" type beat

If you really assimilated, you'd be standing up for America, not the backwards tribes you came from.

@LumLotus Also, you followed me back so thanks for that 😛

@ihlbit I've been wanting it for a while. It's why I rarely follow people because it's harder to tell if they are just looking for a follow rather than a mutual one.

Tbh they should have a toggle for when someone unfollows you it forces a mutual unfollow espeically if they are a new follower. Might prevent people from trying game followers.

@LumLotus I never really expect a follow back, but I love getting them lol. I've never followed someone then unfollowed after they followed back.

@hoshizorarock Luna

@hoshizorarock The trio

アメリカ人達よ🇺🇸 日本の可愛い秋田犬の可愛さに震えなさい

@hoshizorarock From right to left, Luke Luna(tic) Luci(fer) Unfeatured is the cat - Lulu

@Strangeland_Elf Imagine hating an appliance that frees up a spot on the stove Couldn't be me

I can I just don’t want to.

@hoshizorarock We have a saying "Don't touch our boats" I think "don't touch our cheese" should become a saying as well 😂😂😂

チーズ警察は今日もアメリカ国民の行動を監視しています。

@Strangeland_Elf I consider such things "grey area" sweet. It's just such a common thing that you'll never really be like "hey that's sweet" unless it's like a kings Hawaiian roll

Wait does that mean… they also probably don’t think the normal sandwich bread and hotdog and hamburger buns are sweet, either 🫣

@pika_nekopanda It's a nostalgia thing. Before we existed there were great warriors all over. But the samurai were something special

ちなみにアメリカニキは日本人に対して侍、侍ってみんな言ってくるけど 日本人で刀を持ったことある人たぶん0.1%にも満たないと思うよ