🇨🇦 Jack Randall 🇨🇦

@ZubyMusic Nothing magical about it; it's just an automatic contractive response to pressure that's rooted deep in our primate DNA.

That baby vice grip though. 🥹

@the_cra applying for a GST number: how the hell do i answer this? i have no idea what my annual worldwide sales are because i haven't made them yet and i'm freelance so they're gonna vary year to year...

@Demo2020cracy Have you been keeping detailed records all this time? Of course they fucking did...

Jets didn't do this in the 70s, 80s, and 90s.

@lyft just had a ride in Toronto and your driver started listening, without asking, to a recital of the Quran detailing beheading enemies in battle razing their cities to please Allah and gaining entrance to the afterlife. Utterly unacceptable.

@TTChelps any chance you could get the rear doors on your bus fleet to stay open for more than 2 seconds before slamming shut? People with mobility issues having the doors close on them as they enter/exit isn’t right.

I don't have many followers, if any, but if anyone should come across this and you're thinking of taking out an EQBank account: don't. They are fucking useless. Their app is dogshit and they expect you to know their internal corp policies before you use their "service". Avoid.

@EQBank it's impossible to use you as a bank when your services seem to be dependent on factors as arbitrary as the time of day or whether it's cloudy. It's computers talking to computers. You're a "bank" that I can't use as a bank. Useless.

@EQBank your website is dogshit. trying to transfer money from my own account to another account and it keeps logging me out. For this and other reasons I am leaving you as a customer. Total dogshit.

@TTChelps the human made announcements on your subway trains are a dumpster fire of unusable noise. Lucky to pick out every 4th word from the whispered, broken up rustling noises…

@_Tsiddi There is no daily fiber requirement. Babies eat no fiber and they shit through the eye of a needle.

How do persons on a carnivore diet get their daily fibre requirement, its supposed to be important or isn't it?

@FarmingUK And the companies that are selling it will go bust within 5 years.

@FidesEtRatioEtc Yes. Your changing your body's fuel source at the cellular level: you're going to feel like shit while your body literally rewrites how it works. This takes energy, energy that you'd otherwise use for other stuff. Feed yourself, take electrolytes, drink water and sleep.

So tomorrow will be my first full week of Carnivore only (no carbs or sugar). But my body feels like it’s missing something. A little weakish. I took an electrolyte drink. But doesn’t seem to help. Is this normal?

@ElonMuskAOC Old guy. Pregnant women are capable of working until they deliver and then going back to work (at least in non-pussy countries), gimpy may have broken himself (no sympathy) and breasty, well, she can do it standing up as well as sat down.

Who would you give up a seat for? Be honest

@TripDawg @FidesEtRatioEtc You literally can't. 15-20 minutes in the sun generates about 25,000 iu of Vitamin D, you'd need to be taking a bottle of supplements per day to overdose and before you do you'd likely puke them all up first.

@FidesEtRatioEtc I personally try to get 40 minutes of sunlight everyday as opposed to taking supplements. One thing about vitamin D you need to be careful with is that you can take too much.

Does anyone here take a vitamin D3&K2 supplement?

@MarkAttwood That people are just as fucking stupid as I always suspected...

5 years in, what’s your biggest lesson from COVID?

@BohemianAtmosp1 Watching with rage as venerable scientists and experts were ignored or besmirched in favour of the disaster porn theater narrative.

Being out with friends in a stunning park bathed in glorious sunshine, drinking, smoking and listening to music. That was my fondest lockdown memory.

@KenDBerryMD I'm not a Dr/Scientist but I'd suggest that one of the definining factors of neurodevelopmental issues like ASD is gestational diabetes. A poor diet in the mother leading to lack of nutrients and IR in the developing foetus resulting in malformation of the brain inuetero

Some vaccines may increase the risk of autism in some children, in certain situations. This seems true. or easily falsifiable. Does this make me (shudder) Anti-Vax?

@FidesEtRatioEtc You Dr had a 30 minute class in college about nutrition and was TOLD that red meat, eggs and fat will kill you to prime them to become Statin schills for big pHARMa. Yor Dr needs to do some research instead of playing golf on their day off...

My Doctor is concerned about me starting the Carnivore diet. “My concern about the carnivore diet is the impact on your cholesterol and atherosclerosis. It may also increase your risk for kidney stones.” Anyone have medical research links that could put his mind to rest?

@LarsWilliam1980 so you can't be carnivore and in a wheelchair? piss off. it's a way of eating not some dick waving club for posers.

If you can't do 200 burpees as a workout are you really even Carnivore tho?

@ElonMuskAOC Professional chancer.

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