Jacob James

Just sending this so I can pin this to my profile and watch it forever

Oregon 🤝 Texas Tech Suffering heartbreaking losses against TCU

@ChivalryGuild We need a biopic about Duke Godfrey

Imagine being given $130M to make a movie about the wars in the Holy Land in the late 12th century, and choosing to make it about Balian of Ibelin rather than Richard the Lionheart.

Don’t believe what they tell you about these assisted suicide bills.

@NewbergReport @Ken_Rosenthal @WillSammon Adley Rutchsman is young

The Athletic's @Ken_Rosenthal & @WillSammon note that Texas had been in contact with Victor Caratini before signing Jansen, and also are trying to trade for a young catcher. Interesting. On record as having preferred Caratini -- but like the idea of trading for a young C too.

If you think your team is safe after tonight’s rankings, please note that TCU was ranked #3 in the penultimate 2014 rankings, beat Iowa State 55-3, and ended up ranked #6 in the final rankings. 🤗

RT this if you held the line and didn’t shill for Disney by switching to Hulu

@derrico_henrio Can’t look worse than our product on the field anyways

Oh gosh. Not the Oreos…

Brains are very susceptible. Steer yours properly. View the sunrise, thank God for another day living and then go get meaningful things done. Trolls and drama are there to test your focus. Happy Friday!

@NewbergReport They also just know how to close. Shut the door. Get the job done. It’s respectable but wildly frustrating when you play them

There isn't much the Astros are better at than the Rangers, but their pitch recognition and bat-to-ball is about 100 levels better.

@NewbergReport We need to go up there with controlled aggressiveness. Can’t do much of anything with the bat on your shoulder. Be ready first pitch and get after it

The two Josh’s: Take a strike Take a strike Chase a ball Hope we win. No interest in writing this one up.

@NewbergReport 🤢🤢🤢

Taken strikes and chased balls. On to the bottom of the first.

@NewbergReport Of course his replacement has the game of his life

Wish Yordan hadn’t gotten hurt.

@NewbergReport Adolis masterclass series starts tonight

Leaving Doli out of the lineup tonight would have been malpractice.

It’s all about Jesus.

@NewbergReport Spark plug

Freeman and Duran vs LHP -- and Freeman hitting 2.

@Evan_P_Grant It feels mathematically improbable

Back by popular demand, The RISP-y Toteboard: This week's totals for Rangers 3 for 43 (1 for last 35)

We had runners in scoring position for the first 4 innings of the game and got shut out. Nah DeGrom this ain’t on you

@NewbergReport My entire life I’ve wanted to be one of these replies. I made it. (But no - he’s still probably the best lefty we have out of the pen with Coulombe on IL. I think I’d still take him over Garcia)

Got a better idea?

@NewbergReport Agreed. But we can’t keep going to him

It's the 2025 Rangers offense's fault that Hoby Milner is cooked.

@NewbergReport Still think Joc is better in that position than Heim and Rowdy. Pains me that we pulled him

This one is shaping up to be an Eight Up, Eight Down gamer. Ugh.