Jon Lockett

@RpsAgainstTrump Ffs.

Vance: “You should never have a foreign head of state threatening the head of government of an allied nation. It's preposterous, it's unacceptable.”

@piersmorgan You helped put him in power.

This is a brazen pre-admission of genocide against the Iranian people, which would obviously be a war crime. Madness.

@KimKatieUSA Except he was offering access to classified information to his donors for a fee!

President Trump is threatening jail time for the reporter who leaked that we were searching for the 2nd F-15 pilot, unless they reveal their source. This is exactly how it should be handled. Classified info should never be leaked. Period.

@CurtisHouck Utter gibberish

President Trump: “CNN, fake news.” CNN’s Kristen Holmes: “Are you willing to make a deal that does not include reopening the Strait of Hormuz, or is that now a top priority?” Trump: “I would say it’s a very big priority because you see that’s — that’s one thing that’s a little different than other things. We can bomb the hell out of them. We can knock them out for a loop. But to close the Strait, all you need is one terrorist that somehow has a truck loaded with. Because you can carry them in trucks, large trucks, a water mine, drop them in the water. And now you tell people that own ships that cost $1 billion to don’t worry about the mine. You can do that even just by saying, we put mines in the water. So, it’s not like the rest. We can knock out their military. We already have. We’ve knocked out their navy, we’ve knocked out their air force completely. We knocked out 158 ships in three days. We’ve knocked out even their mine droppers. They don’t have any mind droppers anymore, but they put them on other boats and they could drop them. I’m not even sure they have any mines there, by the way. I’m not sure. I’m — personally, they say there might be a — I don’t know, I don’t know, I think there might be none because they’re very good bullshit artists. That’s why, for 47 years, they’ve been bullshitting other presidents and they haven’t done the job. And people are living in hell. You live in that country. They’re living in hell. No, I think that 47 years of this stuff is long enough. They’re at the weakest point they’ve ever been. They have no navy. They have no air force. They have no anti-aircraft weaponry. They have no radar. They have no communication. In fact, the biggest problem we have in our negotiation is that they can’t communicate. I said to Steve, what are they saying? Sir, they can’t communicate. They have no method of communication. So we’re doing we’re communicating like they used to communicate 2,000 years ago with children, bringing a note back and forth. They have no communication. But all I want to see is I want to have a safe world, and you’re not going to have a safe world. Israel will be gone, the Middle East will be gone, and then they’re coming for Europe. And I have to tell you, I’m very disappointed in NATO. Very. I think that NATO, I think it’s a mark on NATO that will never disappear, never disappear in my mind. You know, they’re coming to see me on Wednesday. They’re going to say, oh, we’ll do this. We’ll do that. Now they all of a sudden want to send things, you know. But they said it loud and clear at the beginning when I spoke to U.K., of all I would have said, they would have been the first because they’ve been there, the oldest. And I say, yeah, I’d love to have a little help. I said, no sir, we’d rather wait till you win. I said, I don’t need help after we win. They have two old broken aircraft carriers. Barely work. I said, I guess we can use them. Who the hell knows? I called the general. He didn’t even want them. He said, we don’t really need them. We got. We got the SS Abraham Lincoln, sir. We don’t need them. You know, we have in terms of technology, we had one day, 101 missiles going at 2,700 miles an hour aimed at the Abraham Lincoln, 101 missiles. Out of 101 missiles, 101 missiles were shot down. Unbelievable technology. Ten years ago, five years ago. I don’t know if that would have been possible, but ten years ago, that wouldn’t have been that wouldn’t have been possible. 101 missiles heading to a ship that’s not that far off the coast. And out of the 101 missiles, we shot down all 101. We have weaponry. The Patriots are unbelievable. We have weaponry. That’s unbelievable.”

@Javedakhtarjadu You can add idiot to your bio.

Astronauts further from Earth than any human before . BBC . Are they unwittingly saying that Armstrong actually had never landed on moon ?

@robprogressive Utter bollocks

You need to earn 135 grand a year in the U.K. to take home the same monthly pay as someone receiving full Universal Credit (£6,142/month) How can this be?

@CurtisHouck @thehill @JuliaManch I’m pretty sure he shat himself about 40 seconds in.

.@TheHill’s @JuliaManch: “You voiced your displeasure with NATO in the past. Is there a danger to the U.S. not being the de facto of the leader of the alliance and then other powers within the alliance then getting the decision making when it comes to wars and nuclear weapons?” Trump: “No, it’s not a danger. NATO’s — look, we went to NATO. I didn’t ask very strongly. I just said, ‘hey, if you want to help, great.’ ‘No, no, no, we will not help.’ I said, ‘that’s all right. You don’t want to help.’ Because I’ve always said NATO is a paper tiger. See, NATO’s a paper tiger. Putin’s not afraid of NATO. Putin’s afraid of us, very afraid of us. And he’s explained it to me a lot of times. I got to know him very well. I know him very well. NATO is a paper tiger. NATO is us. And when we needed them — we didn’t need them, by the way. We didn’t need them, obviously, because they haven’t helped at all. Just the opposite. They’ve actually gone out of their way not to help. They didn’t even want to give us landing strips. Think of it. And it’s not just NATO. You know who else didn’t help us? South Korea didn’t help us. You know who else didn’t help us? Australia didn’t help us. You know who else didn’t help us? Japan. We’ve got 50,000 soldiers in Japan to protect them from North Korea. We have 45,000 soldiers in South Korea to protect us from Kim Jong-un, who I get along with very well, as you know. Do you notice he said very nice things about me. He used to call Joe Biden a mentally retarded person, okay? So, don’t tell me about your stuff. Joe Biden — he said he’s a mentally retarded person. He was so nasty to Joe Biden. It was terrible. But to me, he likes Trump. And you notice how nice things are with North Korea. It’s very nice. But we have 45,000 people, soldiers in harm’s way and right next to Kim Jong-un with a lot of nuclear weapons, 45 — which should have never happened if a certain president — I’m not going to mention this President because I happen to like him, believe it or not — but if a certain President did his job, Kim Jong-un would not have nuclear weapons right now. But they’re all afraid to do their job properly. But just to conclude and just to finish, Japan didn’t help us, Australia didn’t help us, South Korea didn’t help us. And then you get to NATO, and NATO didn’t help us. There were some countries that did. Now countries that have been good. Now, you could also say there got to be a little bit more involved because they’re in the territory. But Saudi Arabia has been excellent. Qatar has been excellent. UAE has been excellent. Bahrain, Kuwait, Oman. I mean, Kuwait did shoot down three of our planes. The only planes really that we lost with friendly fire, they call it. I call it unfriendly fire. They, unfortunately, didn’t know how to use our — our great patriots. The pilot said, what kind of missiles coming at us? Patriot. Boom. They got out because they know a Patriot never misses. So, they had beautiful Patriots. There were planes heading in their direction. Unfortunately, they decided to shoot those planes. They were our planes. So, no, NATO is a paper tiger now. He’s coming to see me on Wednesday. As you know, he’s a wonderful guy. Secretary General is great. And Mark Rutte — he’s a great person. But he’s got — and you know, it all began with if you want to know the truth? Greenland. We want Greenland. They don’t want to give it to us. And I said, ‘bye bye.’”

@ArchRose90 So he stands up to an utter fucking loon and he’s wet wipe?

President Trump has compared Keir Starmer to Neville Chamberlain, who is well known for his appeasement over the interests of Britain. "The UK has a long way to go. We don't want another Neville Chamberlain." Trump is right about the wet wipe in number 10.

@piersmorgan How can you set aside the war bit you clown?

‘Dude 44’ is the perfect call sign for the rescued weapons system officer. A true American hero, as were his saviours. Setting aside the arguments about the war itself, President Trump’s order to throw the U.S. military kitchen sink at the rescue mission paid off brilliantly. 👏

@piersmorgan You’re not an aardvark Piers you’re a twaat!

If this is ‘3-D Chess’, I’m an Aardvark.

@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump It seems you’re a bit late to the party as you have been blowing smoke up his arse for years.

This is embarrassing, Delete it, President ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ - unless you want everyone to think you’ve lost your marbles.

@CatharineHoey Utter bollocks as per.

Boris was arguably the most famous politician when Mayor of London yet he travelled all over London on his bicycle with NO security and on the tube where he was usually inundated for selfies. Yet Khan immediately took a bomb proof carrier flanked by a back up and then a security guard. Absolutely no need for such an expensive security team. Signs of grandeur rather than necessity!

@ArasidHild4651 Tiger Woods is at it again

Cars vs 650 MPH Instant Acceleration, which vehicle was successful?🤔😮

@BorisJohnson What about time you disappeared to that Russian party in Italy?

The greatest vanishing act since Shergar! mol.im/a/15686239

@GriftReport And that is pot noodle’s next ad campaign sorted.

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen: "I've never had a pot noodle in my life" he then goes on to try one on the show...😂😂

@SomaKazima2 Most Americans do not make their own lemonade

Like are you cool?? 😭😭😭😭

@KemiBadenoch YOU are utterly and totally clueless.

ONLY a Prime Minister as utterly hopeless and totally clueless as Keir Starmer would press ahead with a hike in fuel duty in the middle of an energy crisis.

@GregBaldwinIroh Try them straight, then with Worcestershire sauce and also with grated cheddar. And then all three together.

British blokes…. I’ve purchased several “tins” of Heinz (British) beans because the idea of beans on toast intrigues me. I eagerly anticipate a tasting. Other than toasting bread and heating beans… Are there any other steps/ingredients?

@ArmaLite15OU812 Sade

A top 10 countdown of the most beautiful female musicians of the 80’s. Who’s #1 though?!

@RupertMyers @Eyeswideopen69 No mirrors in your house Rupe?

@Eyeswideopen69 You’ve got issues buddy.