Patrick Karuri 🇰🇪

@VictorWins_ and this man holds Head of State Commendation (HSC), maajabu

Your man is alive,right?

@citizentvkenya what kind of bullsh!t is this

President Ruto orders 50 teaching slots to be reserved for Akirono during TSC recruitment

@Weeleey6 Na ni wengi ajab

By the way hii sio joke!😂😂💀 tuta wa sample out na tutawaliwa ajab! Na wa uganda pia

@RodgersKipembe Wewe ni kondoo, na usiambie mtu

Science is fascinating. They claim to have landed on the Moon over 50 years ago, yet they are unable to do so now.

@WilliamsRuto Yenyewe tunaongozwa na kondoo

We are ending the era of deceptive politics where leaders make promises they neither plan nor intend to keep.

Proper kikuyu man

@amerix "kill them"

Kenyans: "Normalise beating up politicians." Also, Kenyans, "Why are you beating politicians?"

@PoliceKE All the disruptions na anaenda kuongelelea Gachagua

TRAFFIC ADVISORY: PRESIDENTIAL ENGAGEMENTS AT KICC AND CITY HALL ​We wish to inform the public of temporary traffic disruptions within the Central Business District (CBD) today, Thursday, April 9, 2026. ​These disruptions are necessary to facilitate two high-profile events occurring in close proximity: the Africa Urban Forum at KICC and the subsequent historic address by H.E. President William Ruto to the Nairobi County Assembly at City Hall. ​Due to the shared security perimeter of these venues, the following roads will be CLOSED until the conclusion of the events: ​City Hall Way ​Wabera Street (Sections adjacent to City Hall) ​Supreme Court / Parliament Roundabout ​We urge motorists to use alternative routes and follow the directions of traffic officers on site. We regret any inconvenience caused.

@OCTOPIZZO We should be stoning politicians every time we meet them

I told you So….. He works for the government.

@amerix 100%

If you are a Kenyan, You must have seen a sustained narrative claiming that your president and his deputy are at loggerheads. They are NOT. You must have heard that the president is persecuting his deputy just the same way the former president was at loggerheads with his deputy. They were not. Here is the thing, The system keeps you in a sustained political debate. This artificial conundrum is designed to distract you and vex your spirits. This debate is meant to sow divisions among citizens. The system thrives in confusion, division and distraction. Listen, The social stratum has the wealthy, the middle class and the poor. The poor are busy looking for survival, they have little time for political correctness. The wealthy are busy looking after their wealth by funding politicians to write legislation that will continue making them wealthier. The crux of the matter is in the middle class where you and I sit. These are the pawns of the game. They are educated but are idiots. They are the ones who go to the queue for voting.  (The poor don't vote unless induced by money). The middle class are the noise decibels. They are the donkeys that work hard to feed the rich. They are heavily taxed. They are the fools thrown into a heated circus to hate each other, create divisions and distract themselves. They claim to be learned but cannot decipher the political con game. The middle class are the ones with big televisions, smartphones and computers. It is here the rich pay the media to sow seeds of confusion and distraction. It is only a foolish Kenyan who thinks the political crooks from both ends of the political divide don't meet privately to laugh at how they have divided the masses. It is only a foolish citizen who thinks politicians serve them. They don't and will never. Politicians serve • The World Bank • World Economic Forum • IMF • USAID • UKAID • America • Britain Refuse to be drawn into imaginary conflicts. Focus on your goals. Mobilize your energies. Politicians won't save you. They are part of the problem. #DrainTheSwamp

@the_sambu Script, they keep people talking while they do nothing in offices

Gachagua goes Rampant in his first sitting with President William Ruto.

@NelsonHavi @droid254 @ayagamax Hata izo places haziko, once dead you rot in the ground

@ayagamax I want to live my 97 years on earth. After that, I have no desire of living again, in heaven or in hell.

Look Kenyans, let us stop the problem identified by Karl Max as the opium of the masses. I cannot pay for your school fees to study law, and the first thing you demand is I renovate your Church. No! That cannot be a propriety when we do not have enough schools, hospitals, industries and roads. I am unapologetically sorry. I will not do that!

@_falsi1ke You're on your own

Hit me with one harsh truth you've accepted so far as a human being.

Why go back to the moon? Colonising the Moon before its rivals is one of the key goals of the United States as it prepares to send humans back to the lunar surface. Sky's @t0mclark3 explains

@ConradKulo hehee

People on TikTok are very idle bana😂

@kyeruphiona Once dead, you're your family's newest garbage

A coworker died yesterday morning😭. ​HR knew by 9 :00 AM, but they kept us working all day. They finally told us around 4 :30 PM, then had the nerve to say, "You can head home early if you need to"—knowing we all finish at 5: 00 PM anyway. ​This morning, it’s back to "business as usual." Some of my friends are literally sobbing at their desks, but they’re expected to work and be productive. No time to grieve. ​It’s a cold reality. Within a week, the company will have his job posted online. Within a month, someone else will be sitting in his chair. ​But his family ,his children will still talk about him every day,they will ask where is daddy , His wife will mourn him for ages ,he was the love of her life . ​At work, we are just a "resource" that can be replaced in a week. At home, we are the world. Stop giving your best energy to a desk that will forget you, and giving the "leftovers" to the people who never will.

@IanBobby_ @baroswahjr 100%

@baroswahjr There's nothing like next life . Once you die you die , ni Ivo

"In the next life ukikam ukiwa goshodo, bado utakuwa na watoto!"~Tasha Morgan leaves Obinna confused

@OmbetaC well rehearsed

I have listened to many... but this one ... totally amazing. Competent. Well spoken. Grasp of lugha etc etc Apewe chapchap....

@davidkamw @KRACorporate @kamauwaruhiu @KRACare youtube.com/watch?v=9yX7FP…

@KRACorporate @kamauwaruhiu @KRACare Hii imenipita

Kuna kazi nilifanya nimelipwa na kuku tatu @KRACare niwaletee yenyu wapi.

@Elvis_Localman unless you are coming from a point of priviledge, think carefully before you leave your 9-5

Kama si 9 to 5 ata singewahi safiri almost kuota ya hii dunia jomba. Bizness is not as easy as people make it look like, I am speaking from experience 🥲. Don’t run away from employment bec you have seen Onyango Tate with Masidis giving you hope, you will regret your life, don’t warri.