Laughing Monkey

Kanye West @kanyewest Milan Mazurek @MilanMazurek Eva Vlaardingerbroek @EvaVlaar Lauren Southern @Lauren_Southern Renaud Camus @RenaudCamus West has given Starmer the perfect excuse to ban another outspoken nationalist/MAGA supporter. All banned from the U.K. & all patriots. It's not about antisemitism, it's about controlling the narrative. Starmer's allowed thousands of islamic terrorists to enter the U.K. & still does. This changes nothing.

@ArchRose90 I have close friends next to MBS. They're ripping the piss out of Starmer. Getting an update tomorrow. No respect whatsoever for him.

Keir Starmer has been ridiculed by just about everyone today. He looks weak, out of depth, irrelevant, clueless and most importantly, finished. How much longer will his own MPs tolerate their awful polling, the humiliation at home and on the world stage? He needs to go.

@PolitlcsUK @Telegraph "we're going to seize Russian tankers, with no Navy & no boats"

@Peasant17761789 @Steven_Swinford He made the mistake of sitting down with someone who's next to me today. Starmer has no idea how small the world is. He's seen as a complete disaster.

@laughnowmonkey @Steven_Swinford Keir Starmer is a circus monkey with one broken down ship entertaining the first world nations of the Middle East.

Sir Keir Starmer was on the last day of his holiday in Spain with his family when Donald Trump threatened to obliterate civilisation in Iran As the world held its breath amid fears that the Middle East was about to descend into even deeper turmoil, the prime minister was flying back to the UK on a commercial flight after a four-day Easter break He arrived back on Tuesday evening and was left with no choice but to wait with everyone else to see whether Trump would follow through on his pledge to send Iran back to the “Stone Age” Plans for his first trip to the Middle East since the conflict began - which had been prepared behind the scenes for weeks, including a recce by Ed Llewellyn - were put on hold It was only when the president announced a ceasefire on social media shortly before midnight on Tuesday that Starmer’s trip was finally given the green light. He left Stansted shortly after 8am for a three-day tour expected to take in Saudi Arabia and other Gulf allies Starmer's allies say it gives him the opportunity to stand on the world stage and play a leading role in talks about reopening the Strait of Hormuz. It feeds into their broader narrative that he is having a good war, one that could ultimately save his Premiership But that analysis only goes so far. There have been signs of an improvement in Starmer’s poll ratings, but they grow from an extraordinarily low base. On the Iran conflict, 38 per cent of voters polled by YouGov believe he is handling it well and 45 per cent badly, which by Starmer’s standards is a success. Among Labour voters, 62 per cent think he is doing well But the prime minister’s personal ratings remain dire. Seventy-one per cent believe he is doing badly and only 21 per cent well. It is a marginal improvement — 73 per cent of voters thought he was doing a bad job in February — but he remains the most unpopular prime minister on record Crucially, there are no signs of improvement for his party more broadly: only 16 per cent of voters say they would vote Labour thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…

@JohnCleese It's true, John. You're backing the wrong horse.

Has he lost his mind ?

🚨 NEW: Putin has sent a warship to escort sanctioned Russian vessels through the English Channel after Keir Starmer threatened to seize them [@Telegraph]

@DAS02725102 @Quincun36705461 Haven't heard that name in a while. I knew his son, last time we had dinner it turned into an argument. Just before he died. Starmer is indeed a tool & a fool.

@laughnowmonkey @Quincun36705461 We’ve had Peter O’Toole on a camel, now it seems we have another Tool on a camel.

Next week, Keir Starmer goes back to the Great Pyramid of Giza (2580–2560) BCE, to declare he built it.

@Melissag0ec I can't say I hate anyone that much lol. Wow.

@laughnowmonkey I hate him as much as I hate my ex husband. Which is a lot 🤣

I don't know how he does it but he has a way of becoming more unlikable every. Single. Day.

@EssexPR Mate. He's sitting with MBS whilst my friend has him on chat messenger. I shit you not. They're ripping Starmer tf.

“WE’VE REACHED THIS CEASEFIRE” This man has no shame. You played no part you utter charlatan.

@sentdefender Wtf. I thought I spotted that c*nt. Starmer has no idea of the network surrounding MBS, and he's upsetting all the wrong people.

Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman held a meeting with UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia today. Starmer is in the Gulf nation to help further UK interests in the region following the beginning of the shaky ceasefire framework that was put in place in the past 24 hours.

@PatrickChristys @CherryFaves0 @GBNEWS Literally on my road. Fvcking animals. Get the batons out & start scalping. FFS.

Protests at Israeli embassy in London tonight - more now @GBNEWS

@rosiewilby @TheGreenParty Rancid, islamist, Nazi tribe.

Zack Polanski @TheGreenParty speaking in Margate 💪 🗳️ #thanet #VoteGreen

@mehdirhasan To entire just a vile Pakistani Moslem.

Most of my Twitter for the past day has been people attacking me for being pro Iran and people attacking me for being anti Iran. 🤷🏽‍♂️

@EmmanuelMacron Paris can be the new Iran 2.0 soon, Napoleon.

I spoke today with Iranian President Massoud Pezeshkian, as well as with U.S. President Donald Trump. I told both of them that their decision to accept a ceasefire was the best possible one. I expressed my hope that the ceasefire will be fully respected by each of the belligerents, across all areas of confrontation, including in Lebanon. This is a necessary condition for the ceasefire to be credible and lasting. It must open the way to comprehensive negotiations capable of ensuring security for all in the Middle East. Any agreement will have to address the concerns raised by Iran’s nuclear and ballistic missile programs, as well as its regional policy and its actions obstructing navigation through the Strait of Hormuz. This is how a strong and lasting peace can be built, with the support of all those who are able to contribute to it. France will play its full part, in close coordination with its partners in the Middle East. This is also what I discussed today in my exchanges with the leaders of Qatar, the United Arab Emirates, Lebanon, and Iraq.

"Green Party leader Zack Polanski arrived in Margate to a rockstar’s ovation as he backed his candidate ahead of a crunch by-election (April 9). Mr Polanski was met with a wall of noise as he entered the music venue." Vote Green Cliftonville! theisleofthanetnews.com/2026/04/08/gre…

@CrimeLdn Whitstable is a quiet place. The UK is truly collapsing into hell.

The 19 year old who was stabbed to death in Whitstable kent on Easter Monday has been named Ashton Harrington.

@joanne71892 Despised.

@laughnowmonkey I wouldn’t say more unlikeable, I’d say more hated every day.

@WarMonitor3 He's bigger than Epstein & he's done.

BREAKING: Washington is considering a plan to punish some members of the NATO alliance that it believes were unhelpful to the U.S. and Israel during the Iran war-WSJ Wow…

@GBPolitcs Climate wtf?

🚨NEW: Dan Harrison, the Reform UK Leader of Leicestershire County Council, has appointed a Senior Climate Resilience Officer at an annual cost to taxpayers of roughly £47,829

@GBPolitcs Starmer was probably in a children's playground looking for victims. Or Dirty Sanchez lined him up with prey.

🚨BREAKING: Keir Starmer was on an Easter holiday in Spain with his family when Donald Trump issued Iran with a harrowing ultimatum, threatening to "obliterate the entire civilization"

Putin has no business with a suspected paedophile & protector of Pakistani rape gangs. He's asserted his dominance & now has free reign in the English channel. Putin: You can't stop rapists & dingys, I'll do what I want & you're not going to stop me, Starmer.