LUNGA🌍MDLETSHE
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LUNGA🌍MDLETSHE
@loobangs
Ngabade🇿🇦. Tweeting n personal capacity 👨🏿 sometimes reticent|taciturn #Student📚 | ♒. #UpTheBucs💀 Typos galore. I don't fix them anymore. 😬
NRB, KwelikaPhunga noMageba 가입일 Kasım 2010
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Reason number 1
weightlossmessiah@shredwithQpid
Sorry but you can never catch me in a local gym.
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@GovernmentZA @phakxx But our local fuel stations keep running out. Why?
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There is NO shortage of fuel in South Africa!
Fuel imports are secured through mid April 2026, including during refinery maintenance periods. #GovZAUpdates #ANationThatWorksForAll

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The woman is Amber McCann, a 30-year-old from Sanford, FL. She was arrested in the Walmart parking lot in Palm Coast after a citizen reported her shoplifting. She told the cops that she was playing a game called “21”. In this game you see how much merchandise you can steal before getting caught.
However, what she wasn’t expecting was the drug charges that came along with it once they identified the car as her boyfriend’s rental.
Shoplifting – Grand Theft ($750–$5,000)
• Possession of Marijuana (<20g)
• Possession of Hashish
• Possession of Drug Paraphernalia
• Possession of Alprazolam
• Trafficking Methamphetamine (28g–200g)
Can you believe that even though three of the charges are felony charges (trafficking and Alprazolam, grand theft), she only spent 6 months in jail?
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@alphafox She can’t believe her ears. Toothbrush in poop and pee because you’re angry at your parent? That’s extreme and sick.
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Namibia’s government will temporarily reduce fuel levies by 50% for at least three months until the end of June in a bid to protect consumers from higher pump prices as the United States (US)-Israeli war with Iran continues, the energy minister said this Friday. tinyurl.com/3xyx8mem

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@msiziworld I wonder if the cover grips like the sole itself or people will lose their teeth when walking on slippery surfaces. 😬
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@Dumi29588469 @lindzmlangeni Never did that and my phones would last nothing less than 4 years with no battery or any other issues. I guess it was luck.
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@TateMichael1 @ChuksEricE Or she can be going through….NOTHING. Some people naturally have that not so welcoming face. Even if they fake a smile, you can clearly see it’s fake, so they prefer wearing their resting face. You understand them better after initiating a conversation that their sweethearts.
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@ChuksEricE It takes little things to put a smile on someone's face
That lady might be going through unpleasant situations but this kind gesture changes everything
God bless the artist
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@Mothematiks The way I don’t like attention, I’d probably instruct them to bring my bottle the same way they bring a 6 pack of beer. No theatrics. 💀 worse, all this for umzambiya 😩
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Dear #JobseekersZA|
The SIU is looking to fill the following vacancies:
Manager: Records Management X1 (Fixed Term Contract: 3 Years)
Principal Forensic Investigator X1 (Permanent)
Administrator Finance: Fleet Traffic Fines X4 (Fixed Term Contract: 12 Months)
National Consultative/Bargaining Forum Chairperson
Forensic Investigation Specialist X2 (Permanent)
Click here to apply: bit.ly/4sDykCg
Closing date 10 April 2026

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@Zwelinzima1 😳 lawlessness should be stopped from both ends. This can’t be normalised.
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@HermaineM That’s rude but what’s this made of? Behaving like melted cheese.
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Executive Mayor removes Cllr Kholofelo Morodi from her position as a Member of the Mayoral Committee following Madlanga Commission testimony. @CityTshwane


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JUST IN:
Tshwane MMC for Corporate and Shared Services, Clir Kholofelo Morodi has been fired.
This follows testimony at the Madlanga Commission.
“The material before me reflects a pattern of engagement and conduct over an extended period, including an inappropriate relationship between Clir Morodi and Sergeant Nkosi, which raises serious concerns regarding the handling of information and adherence to the standards expected of members of the executive,” said Mayor @nasiphim

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