Derek Remund

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Derek Remund

Derek Remund

@phoebus

I do cloud engineering and SRE at Google. Opinions are my own, and don't represent those of my company. My follow is not an endorsement of someone's views.

Colorado, USA 가입일 Şubat 2007
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Derek Remund
Derek Remund@phoebus·
I just published "A Look at Specific Fraud Claims in the 2020 U.S. Election". I think it's a helpful, fairly quick overview of the claims and their counter-evidence. link.medium.com/V1icrtJSebb
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Derek Remund
Derek Remund@phoebus·
@RepTroyNehls From one infantryman to another, you’re a piece of fucking shit, “sir”.
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Congressman Troy E. Nehls
Congressman Troy E. Nehls@RepTroyNehls·
This will be my final written comment on my CIB, awarded by the 101st Airborne Division in 2008 and listed on my official military record (DD-214). In 2023, 14 years after my retirement, suddenly, the Department of the Army rescinded my CIB. According to correspondence I received from the Department of the Army, 142,596 CIBs have been awarded over the past 20 years. Of these, only 47 CIBs have been rescinded. So, let me get this straight, the Department of the Army says that the 101st Airborne Division has been 99.968% correct in awarding the CIB over the past two decades?   Unfortunately for me, as an America First Patriot and an outspoken member of Congress, there are no lengths to which the establishment won’t go to discredit me, including my CIB, which I was awarded over 14 years ago. Nothing more needs to be said.
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Derek Remund
Derek Remund@phoebus·
@FGD135 How’s the senior water aerobics going anyway?
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Melissa
Melissa@FGD135·
I’m usually the first to be like “let ppl enjoy things” but watching the grown ass adult woman TikToking herself during my workout class today was all sorts of shallow cringe.
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Mary J Murray
Mary J Murray@MaryJMurray7·
@JeriLRyan What did the teacher do to the kid to make him want to react so drastically? My question as a person who was severely bullied by adults/teachers when I was in school.
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Derek Remund
Derek Remund@phoebus·
@PayamMiri @AdamKinzinger That’s not how guns work. If you are shooting a gun at someone it needs to only be if you are justified in using deadly force. “Shooting to wound” and other bullshit like that will *increase* unnecessary deaths.
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Iraqveteran8888
Iraqveteran8888@Iraqveteran8888·
Here’s your bed time story bitches 💁🏻‍♂️
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Ben Shapiro
Ben Shapiro@benshapiro·
Zelensky is not wrong to seek more American aid; it's in the interest of his country. The United States is not wrong to provide aid; defeating Russia's invasion is in the interest of our country. But this does not mean that the Ukrainian and US goals here are identical...
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Derek Remund
Derek Remund@phoebus·
@CosmosActual @mikesrsic @AndyOstroy Reading your feed makes me sad. It’s hard to fathom how you could be a “professor”, you’ve definitely disgraced yourself as a veteran, from one to another.
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Andy Ostroy
Andy Ostroy@AndyOstroy·
.#Trump looks absolutely bonkers in this laughably delusional post. Worse are the brainwashed fools who belong to this batshit-crazy cult who see this bloated old fat dude as a superhero...
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Derek Remund
Derek Remund@phoebus·
@lavern_spicer Your party literally set up this process. How much more ignorant can you possibly be?
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Derek Remund
Derek Remund@phoebus·
@nuke83_g @WaifuEliminator @BlizzardCS There certainly are. None of them are perfect. Given that we don’t know much about the attack dynamics (or even if it is one), it’s hard to speculate about what should or shouldn’t be done yet. Even folks like CloudFlare would acknowledge the unique nature of this application.
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RG | Nuke83
RG | Nuke83@Nuke_83·
@phoebus @WaifuEliminator @BlizzardCS That's not true. If the correct mitigation are put in place, depending on what layer of the OSI model are being attacked, mitigation at the very least should only take about 5 minutes or so. There are plenty of systems that will perform intelligent monitoring to do this.
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Derek Remund
Derek Remund@phoebus·
@WaifuEliminator @nuke83_g @BlizzardCS Out of curiosity, can you tell me exactly what steps you’d take to mitigate a large DDoS attack on a stateful, public-facing application within a few minutes of commencement and with no disruption to the user, while maintaining viable economics? If solved you should start a firm.
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Derek Remund
Derek Remund@phoebus·
@DrewHolden360 Please learn what “beg the question” means if you’re going to continue your “journalism” career.
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Drew Holden
Drew Holden@DrewHolden360·
It does beg an interesting question of whether the president thought he needed to lie about the evil intentions of millions of Americans in a prime time address or lie to cover up what he thinks of those people the next day. It’s gotta be one or the other.
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Drew Holden
Drew Holden@DrewHolden360·
Last night // Today
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Steve Guest
Steve Guest@SteveGuest·
@davidmweissman @tedcruz Hi David--Sen. Cruz is a strong supporter of the PACT Act & our nation’s veterans. However, this version of the PACT Act contains an irresponsible Democratic provision allowing Congress to recklessly spend an additional $400 BILLION on programs totally unrelated to our veterans.
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Derek Remund
Derek Remund@phoebus·
@molly0xFFF This is just about the most anti-journalism tweet you could've mustered.
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Molly White
Molly White@molly0xFFF·
if you haven't already canceled your NYT subscription, now's a good time
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Derek Remund
Derek Remund@phoebus·
@Hoont I mean by that logic, there are hundreds of millions of guns owned by Americans that aren’t used in mass (or any) shootings. Maybe we should consider both angles?
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Hunter Stuart
Hunter Stuart@Hoont·
I don’t want to hear anyone blame this on mental illness, for example. There are hundreds of millions of people with mental illness who don’t go shooting innocent people at a parade.
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Hunter Stuart
Hunter Stuart@Hoont·
I ran from a mass shooting today with my two little girls in my arms. We got separated from my wife. We hid behind a car and then sheltered in the apartment of some good Samaritans for 5 hours watching swat teams from the windows. We are all ok but we’re angry, very very angry.
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