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@yatharthmann Fantastic! I've always wanted to block him, but I just didn't have the guts.

Elon Musk blocked by people on his own app. Only on this app 😂😂

@RizDeuxAccomp 无所谓，市场会用脚投票😁

一位年輕人在工作時抱怨道：「這種政府真差勁！」 結果被一位KGB聽到而遭逮捕。 年輕人辯解說：「我根本沒講是哪個政府，你怎麼可以隨便逮捕我呢？」 「你少騙人，」KGB咆哮道， 「我在這裡工作二十多年了，哪一個政府差勁我不會知道嗎？」

A way to realize just how terrible Windows is.

@lucya_dev I’ve got your fingerprint now, so you’d better get a new finger as soon as possible.😈

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@sciencegirl This is useless. If I’m already drinking beer, it means I don’t give a fuck about my life anyway, so why should I drink slowly instead of getting drunk ASAP?

Japan has invented a beer glass that helps you to drink slower

@GriftReport Maybe this Irish lad just wanted to see what it’s like to be a slave? I mean, who knows😏

Young Irish lad is asked if he could bring back one thing what would it be....👀👀

I almost shit my pants until I realized it was an April Fools’ joke😦😨😱🤣

@huihu050801 最后点球踢得太抽象了😂

意大利🇮🇹又被淘汰了！唉

保健品与宗教本质上来说没有区别，都是依靠信仰来传播的。

@tecmint Tokyo Night

𝐏𝐎𝐕: write something only Linux users will instantly understand

@front_ukrainian We're about to lose two more countries with VPN exit nodes.🙁🙁

❗️Iceland and Norway are considering joining the EU — Politico

@EricLDaugh Leave Asian alone for fucks’ sake

🚨 JUST IN: Elon Musk says America's systems are biased against White and Asian people He's right.

@yuyy614893671 @RJDAIGOGO 这不是美国的战争😏

@RJDAIGOGO 这是想通了？

华尔街日报：美国总统特朗普告诉助手，他愿意在不重新开放霍尔木兹海峡的情况下结束战争。

@durov Has Russia finally caught up with China's version? That’s pretty late tbh😁

Apple just banned several VPN apps from the Russian App Store — targeting those that helped users bypass Russia’s DPI-based censorship. That’s not cool, Apple. techradar.com/vpn/vpn-privac…

@CollinRugg This is why I stopped watching the NBA, and it's not even the main reason.

BREAKING: The Chicago Bulls are waiving Jaden Ivey after he spoke out against the NBA for promoting 'Pride Month' and unrighteousness, according to ESPN. Ivey recently announced that he was alive in Christ. "They proclaim Pride Month in the NBA. They show it to the world. They say, 'Come join us for Pride Month to celebrate unrighteousness.'" "They proclaim it on the billboards, they proclaim it in the streets, unrighteousness." He said nothing wrong.

@TheRoyalSerf what do you mean bro Japan becoming China?

Japan > China

中国正面临人口老龄化加剧与房地产市场低迷的双重压力，越来越多的家庭将骨灰存放在空置的高层住宅中，以规避高昂的墓地费用。对此，政府将于本周二起实施新法律禁止这一做法，鼓励民众选择更为经济环保的"生态葬"。然而有研究者认为，尽管新法可能遏制公开的商业行为，私下的家庭行为仍可能悄然延续。

@RealDianeYap Try to bring the characteristics of animated characters into the real world. Just like what trans do

Can someone explain to Americans what this face means?

y’all blue checks feel lonely af 🤣

The new version of @telegram will alert users when they are contacted by someone using a third-party client, displaying the message "xx uses an unofficial Telegram client – messages to this user may be less secure." Ironically, Telegram has never been considered a secure IM app.