Mike Spinney

I'm pinning this tweet to the top of my profile.

@Johnston985 Personally, I prefer being a faux grump on X vs. the genuine buttswabbery exhibited by the two dinks who responded. This platform is undefeated when it comes to bringing out the worst in people who are actually the worst people.

@Johnston985 If the schedule says 8:00 start, that means drop the puck at 8:00. These extended starts are all too common and it pisses me off.

Can we start the game?? 8:15 is still so far away!

@NOAASatellites @NOAA It's crazy how cloudless the Andes are.

It's not just #FullDiskFriday, it's also the first day of #AstronomicalSpring in the Northern Hemisphere! The #VernalEquinox occurred at 10:46 a.m. ET today. In this year-long timelapse from @NOAA's #GOESEast 🛰️, see how the sun’s angle has changed since last year’s equinox due to the Earth’s axial tilt. Happy #spring! 🌎🌸

Your chance to win a sweet treat ⤵️

Trump: hold my beer...

@Super70sSports Duran Duran don't get enough respect.

But the reflex is a lonely child, you motherfuckers!

Grab a quarter …

Took the twine and burlap off of my shrubs. But I hedged my bets and didn't put the snow shovels away.

I think this is a symptom of being left-handed.

@Johnston985 @985TheSportsHub @_TyAnderson Given the Bruins' road woes, tonight will show if the team has the character and grit to advance in the playoffs -- or if they even make it.

My view for today's call-in on the @985TheSportsHub Hockey Show with @_TyAnderson ahead of the biggest game of the year (until the next one).

@MACorrections As a Mass DOC volunteer, how can we help?

Today we are proud to launch The Align Initiative, the Massachusetts Department of Correction’s five-year strategic plan focused on safer facilities, stronger operations, and improved outcomes. 🔗 Learn more here: mass.gov/news/massachus…

Killed a mouse in a traditional mousetrap -- sans bait. That feels like an accomplishment worth celebrating.

What if we cut six cents from every dollar the government spends? Not just the one-third Congress actually votes on. All of it. The budget balances in five years.

@io_saturnalia I’d stick with hand washing.

New dishwasher requires a smartphone to set up. Also calls for a password. A password for a dishwasher. Such an advantage.

@Nithya_Shrii Politician. Too bad, eh? We should eliminate this job anyway. open.substack.com/pub/citizensri…

About half of Massachusetts is considered to be in moderate drought...how is that possible after more than 60" of snow this winter? I've got the answer...cbsnews.com/boston/news/ma…

@jackbutler4815 The 1990s: After this it's all downhill.

Weird ad. If JFK Airport actually were a time machine to the 1990s, I'd use it more often:

I don't speak a word of Japanese, but the look on PM Sanae Takaichi's face clearly translated to "WTaF?"

@pegnato73 They were recommending getting to the airport 4 hours in advance and I'm glad I did since, by the time I got through security and to my gate, they changed the gate to a different terminal, so I wasn't in a rush. Less than an hour before boarding.

@pegnato73 I was in line 2.5 hours. Atlanta is always bad, so this might not reflect Logan if you have upcoming plans.

I am in a CNN story about long lines at Hartsfield-Jackson from this morning. It's like a Where's Waldo, but I'm in there. cnn.com/2026/03/18/tra…

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