Travis J

After 2 weeks of staycation, I am ready to un-retire.

Last chance to do this while I have hair

Why isn't everyone on bluesky? Please.

@Mauracarney1 Came here for this

Did SNL have to fire all their sound technicians to pay for this special

Came back on Twitter again because I miss it. My Notifications were 20 spam messages tagging me for meme coins and updates from Elon Musk. Can everyone please move to Bluesky so I can delete this? @MorningBrew

IS THIS A JOKE?!

@MorningBrew I hated this so much

@GothamChess sir, finally reading your book and I have a question about the 1985 steinitz and Von Bardeleben game. On move 22 why don't VB take the threatening rook at e7?

Watching Roy wood jnr on celebrity jeopardy is funny enough that I had to dust off Twitter.

Can you remember the booze high?

Let me re-up your dose of grape.

Interview question : "what are your thoughts on the get up kids"?

A representative from @RocketMortgage hung up on me when I didn't want to book a session with her after trying to see my rates online. I am guarantee I will not be getting a mortgage with them. First tweet in like 3 years. Sounds about right..

@sweatystartup "Florida winter home"

I think you need to make $3-5 million a year to raise 4 kids properly in NYC. Nice house with a yard, safe new vehicles, private schools, security, Florida winter home… Plus you’re giving 50% to Uncle Sam.

@HillaryBrady @united 😪

@bigboldreds Same

@nathaliekalae @united Did they move?

@united my wife & her family have been stuck in Boston from a rerouted (and delayed) flight from LHR to EWR for nearly 3 hours. No one has given them an update and the crew has now left. I’ve been on hold with you for 60 minutes. What’s the deal??!

@_ZachGriff Any ideas why?

Oh boy, nearly every major airport in the Northeast has a ground stop right now. ~40% of flights at LGA and EWR are delayed. Good luck if you’re traveling this afternoon/evening — it’s not pretty out there.

@NicoleJacksonMD @united Same things with us, MXP - EWR , Landed in Boston, waiting to deplane.

Well, this is a first - a 6AM cross country, direct flight diverted to another major city on the Eastern seaboard due to severe weather at EWR that does not exist… @united, if you had an important appointment in Jersey to be at in the morning, how would you get there from DC?

@werd33914 @EWRairport We were grounded in Boston from Italy

@EWRairport In the air from LAX to EWR. Plane is being grounded in Pittsburgh All family in newark says its sunny. What gives?

Due to anticipated weather in the Northeast, contact your airline for flight information prior to arriving at #EWR Airport.