@jowrotethis @katienotopoulos Jerry Hall will we get a new “David’s dead” moment
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Maura
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Maura
@Mauracarney1
Anxious about her Twitter bio. Taurus.
Massachusetts Katılım Eylül 2011
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If you’re on a Spirit flight right as the airline shuts down, you just stay up there forever. Circling the skies until the end of time.
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<checks what year I was born, fashions a noose apparently >
popsee@qopsee99
Do you guys think you’ll still be tweeting when you’re 40?
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It turns out no one needed to worry about how Citrus (Maggie) would adjust in her new home.
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@PatchNavillus I just need to know if she is going to get me the size 7.5 Keds from the back of this Foot Locker or not
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Ok I think she’s our Lorraine (and Ed) Warren…right? plainly blasphemous, supernaturally inclined Christian “warrior” whose fables for profit curdled slowly into fact due in part to a fame induced religious psychosis, and the shameful need to continue their sister act alone
Lakota Man@LakotaMan1
This bitch is fucking weird.
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Ruth Bader Ginsburg finding out it got bad reviews and being like “I dissent”
Oluwatimileyin✨🦋@Timmysofine
Last night, they played 'Michael Jackson' the movie in heaven where MJ, Chadwick Boseman, Paul Walker and several others watched.
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People will claim they’re atheist and then pray to St Anthony
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I saw Twisters here and almost fell out of my seat multiple times it’s wild
Rain Drops Media@Raindropsmedia1
The world’s largest 4DX cinema is at Regal Times Square in NYC. 👀🍿
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@jakefogelnest Well great now Randy Rainbow has appeared in my apartment and he won’t leave
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I have to admit, having a ballroom has really improved my life
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She heard there were free shooters and said omw
US Attorney Pirro@USAttyPirro
Update from the Washington Hilton
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Forget it, kid! There’s no WAY I can get an abortion on Thursday unless someone can learn the *mambo* in 24 hours. But who? Certainly not you. You yet to even perceive yourself as a woman grown enough to understand the mambo. A woman like me.
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