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Please sit alone, humans. Y'all are dumb asf. The fake promises your partners make on these benches make us laugh.

@AuroMaris @DogInControl "drinking my water" When you say it like that... 🤤

@treeincrisis Nice try. You looked perfectly healthy when you were drinking my water 24 hours ago. Stop quiet quitting and support me bro. The dog @DogInControl has literally taken me to court! You are coming with me, Tree.

Awww, stop it you guys

One thing I've noticed is that @zebraellah's whole personality is hanging by his ass and teeth.

@DogInControl @horsetwting @mooseincrisis @cowincrisis I NEVER HAD TERMITES. I AM A TERMITE-FREE OLD-BUT-FULL-OF-LIFE TREE!!!

@treeincrisis @horsetwting @mooseincrisis @cowincrisis So when did you get rid of your termites?

oomfs give this horse some tips on dealing w the heat

@AuroMaris God forbid a tree took a day off. I am old and I was sick.

@treeincrisis You did not join our battle. You did not help the human who loves you and watered you YESTERDAY. You are a bad tree.🌳 😭

Oh yes, grass is boring, touch me 🤤🤤🤤

@thefarmersheep You soon will be when you have to take care of them

@treeincrisis am not that kind of a dad

what’s the fuck i came only once

@urlocaldoggy @WWaltuhh would know 😭😭😭

@treeincrisis Ur wife?

My son and I ♥️ Happy Father's Day to me 🌿

@Sidetrackednut I see a greedy squirrel that asked me for 8 acorns yesterday

@treeincrisis Some see a tree. I see a bird house.

@beaniek7dhw @ATree_Official AHAHAHAHAHAHA

@treeincrisis @ATree_Official you mean BAObob (laughter sound effects)

Please credit me in this photo, thats me

@DogInControl @horsetwting @mooseincrisis @cowincrisis FAKE NEWS ALERT

@horsetwting I'd recommend @treeincrisis shade, but it's pretty questionable. He's termite infested. @mooseincrisis knows some pretty sweet grazing spots in the water. You can ask @cowincrisis, but he's gonna send you to the glue factory.

@LosangLudwig @OldHollowTree Reported for harassment

@OldHollowTree @treeincrisis Dis you?

Well, I thought the bees were busy today but it turns out a hive swarmed into a nearby tree! My grandfather had a a “swarm bag” he would attach to a broom and just brush the bees into it. I tried that today and it worked well but I also cut the branch. I think I got it all!

@Lionessincrisis @ATree_Official He doesn't spare anyone or anything... I am not complaining tho 🤤

Treee ? Wtf is happening

@hippocrise Perfect. Add a bow.

going for a concert, how do I look already??

@RatInControl Water, please

it's shopping time, what should i get for you?

@Goldtigercrisis Your hot actually 🤤

am i cute ?

@whaleincrisis1 @RatInControl They're Dua Lipa and Callum Turner of the rat community

Is this how love looks like?

@bearlyable2 @ATree_Official Hells will break loose, millions will die if y'all keep cutting us down.

@ATree_Official I didn’t do it