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"Ok, ok. I see what you're saying. But how about—and hear me out here—instead of what you're suggesting, what if we just focus on the negative and wallow in self-pity? That could work too, right?"

@maryarchived As a single, childless, male soccer coach of twenty 12-year-old girls who have have filled my life with utter chaos and energy over the past three years…you can fuck all the away off with literally every “point” you’ve made.

lots of strange reactions to this game. let’s clear some things up: childless men do not have paternal instincts the way that childless women have maternal instincts (we observe this even in the way little girls play vs. little boys). men first experience paternal instincts once they have their own children - and typically, those paternal instincts are only ever felt for their own children, and no one else’s. men are not nurturers. men don’t gush over cute kids in public. men don’t have baby fever. if a man wants to possess a child for any reason other than it being a product of his own lineage, he is likely a predator. and you’d be taking the feminist/radical gender abolitionist position to protest any of the above points. this should explain why a “dad simulator” game marketed to mostly childless men gives people the creeps.

@JDVance A vet doesn’t get to put down a dog if they get bit. A nurse doesn’t get to kill their patient if they become disorderly. So why are you trying to tell us that someone trained to “put their life on the line” gets to do whatever they want when they feel the slightest danger?

I want every ICE officer to know that their president, vice president, and the entire administration stands behind them. To the radicals assaulting them, doxxing them, and threatening them: congratulations, we're going to work even harder to enforce the law.

A vet doesn’t get to put down a dog if they get bit. A nurse doesn’t get to kill their patient if they become disorderly.. So someone who is trained to “put their life on the line” gets to do whatever they want when they feel the slightest bit of danger?

There ended up being five ai artists on that playlist by the time I got to the end of it 🙄

Two AI artists in a row on my Discover Weekly. Do better, @Spotify Not to mention the AI slop being posted on @LofiLiaMusic's page, even though they are seemingly trying to get it removed.

Hey @joeynoelle, @KindaCoolGreg Fridays Greg(Mike)way is showing up as private on Youtube

@Spotify this is just my opinion, but it should really be “Albums and EPs” not “Singles and EPs.

@lilyofozz Just popped up in my Discover Weekly! Saved it already! Love it!

It's finally here YIPPEE open.spotify.com/track/6Fdk6EIm…

@TheAndyCortez @PlayStation @amazon @AskPlayStation @AmazonHelp Someone help a dude out

i bought a @PlayStation gift card on @amazon. the code said it was already redeemed. amazon tells me to talk to playstation. playstation is telling me to talk to amazon. this is me asking someone for help. SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE @askplaystation @AmazonHelp

@TaraLongest @Pizza_Suplex @Clayton_Ashley @xtina_gg Shit Tara, so sorry for you and everyone else over there. Followed since Rev3 and always been a big fan. While what you guys did with video at Polygon was clearly some sort of crime against god and nature, ENDING it is an even worse crime. Good luck 😔

Just realized @CocaCola is using the tagline “Real Magic” in these ads too. How idiotic, out of touch, and tone deaf do you have to be to approve this?

Taking a break from my Twitter boycott to say that the @CocaCola (@CocaColaCo) AI-generated commercials are just vomit trash. Disappointing, especially for a company that’s so ingrained in American culture and a brand within whom Christmas is equally ingrained.

@ThisIsPVRIS @linkinpark Yes!!!

See you in 2025. Thank you @linkinpark. pvris.com

You are loved. There is still light to be found, I promise y'all.

@CKortJester Pretty fuckin’ much.

@Mightymaus56 I’m at a loss this morning, tbh.

Really? This guy again?

@nocontextpawnee 😔

@nocontextpawnee I keep reminding my friends, four years ago, Trump was winning when I went to bed. At 4am, I rolled over, checked my phone, and went back to sleep feeling much better. Big cities and mail-in votes take a long time to count (and democrats vote early and live in/around cities).

@altonbrown Smart move. I’m already prepping to eat my anxiety tomorrow evening.

Yep, think I'll just close the ole laptop and see if I can actually hide it from myself for a few days.