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This is me if the Ontario @CPC_HQ get their wish and privatize health care. This is me, drowning in my own fluids, gasping for breath because God forbid they go after the rich tax dodgers and don’t get a cushy BOD job after office.

Too witty. He’ll be get there

@RyRobbins At least once a 12 pack.

Have you ever come across the rare and mystifying roll of two ply toilet paper where the two plys don’t line up properly?

@SkipTheDishes The 6.6 he has on my town says his shit sucks 🤷‍♀️ And it’s over priced.

his restaurant 🫡 his rules 🫡 #MitchsDishes

Why’d you have to taint one of my fave songs? And the asshole’s Canadian? Ugh.

I miss the Chinese food extravaganza in Camden. £5 for all the food they could cram into one of those containers…. AND THE FOOD WAS FANTASTIC!

And this is the outrage that occurs from someone who has never actually interacted with the medical system in Ontario. Welcome to OHIP, a system that has ALWAYS covered the bare minimum (and nothing more) while leaving it up to the patient to cover the rest.

@WendyGoodes @Niagaragal1 @MarySmi69345330 Because if your doctor is worth anything, they’ll discuss all your options, treatment and appliance costs, before anything is decided. There’s also no proof this is the hospital’s list. It may very well be an outside clinic that partners with the hospital.

@Niagaragal1 @MarySmi69345330 That should be stated on the fee list. How many read that casts aren’t covered and are misled since they don’t know that?

How long has there been charges for casting? Every time you need to have the cast changed, there’s another few! Why doesn’t OHIP cover this? What if you can’t afford it? @SylviaJonesMPP

Someone please explain this trend of dressing your baby in nothing but beige, brown and other neutral “colours”? It makes me sad.

@TBRHSC_NWO @TBRHRI Remember: pizza parties and little bags of candy are NOT the way to show your appreciation of your staff.

@Dancing_Dryad @NaishaMartin @postsecret @GoldenTriumph @MildlyAmused He was still alive when this started making the rounds. This is not a brand new post card. I know I’ve seen it before

@NaishaMartin @postsecret @GoldenTriumph @MildlyAmused My vote is for Alan Rickman... He'll never know...

If they all love him so much, how did they not realize it was him? Like, he was my first guess after listening to him perform. And I’m HORRIBLE at shit like this.

Still scrabbling for a handful of relevancy, eh Andy?

@mcdoaldscs bring back fried pies. They taste nicer and WERE NEVER BURNT!

My stitches are pulling, all food looks like trash today and Destiny is updating again. So over today.

$30/month for Netflix so I can watch in two locations? GET FUCKED. @netflix where the fuck is the cancel button you greedy assholes?

Maybe you’re elderly or disabled and physically CAN’T work in the workhouse. Well, I hope you enjoy begging in the street. Maybe a church will take you in and take care of you, but more than likely you will be dying alone in the street. I, for one, can hardly wait.

12+ hours a day of picking at tightly twisted and compacted hemp rope with your bare hands until it’s reduced to the individual hemp fibres so it can be recycled into new rope. Sounds awesome, right? And when you can’t work in a workhouse?

Saw a short video tonight where the poster laid out their personal conspiracy theory about what the end game is to making everything unaffordable and I honestly don’t think they went far enough.