Nai-eee-sha (she/her)

@SongbirdN7 "Dual Wielding Chimichangas" sounds like a 🔥 band name.

Got food at work today after checking on a patient and as I was on my way back to the work room I saw a small army of anesthesiologists hauling ass in the direction of my patient’s room and I immediately panicked and started hauling ass with them dual wielding my chimichangas 💀

She is not wrong!

Now Eilin, are you sure you wanna go there ?

Look at the cake my bf got me 😭

Boy, let’s fucking NOT. You have 7 kids with 6 different women. You literally raped your own cousin. SIT THIS ONE OUT.

the first time i saw it, i thought something had gone wrong for real, our plane had just landed and suddenly two fire trucks rolled up and started spraying huge arcs of water over it like a scene out of a movie 😂 people at the window seats were confused, some even a bit tensed until the captain’s voice came on, calm and he saud: ladies and gentlemen, this is a water salute... turns out nothing was wrong at all, it’s one of aviation’s quiet traditions, used to honor something special... sometimes it’s usually a pilot’s final flight before retirement or it’s a brand new aircraft entering service or even a historic route being opened. the water forms a ceremonial arch, like a welcome or a farewell

@CrocodileCam @MerriamWebster Octopi and octopuses are both correct, right?

Great example of just how strong octopuses (octopi is wrong btw). Even the smaller ones have incredible gripping strength, and all of them, like squids, are venomous. So you want to be careful as well because a bite won’t be very fun. If this happens, doing what he did, paired with peeling off the tentacles as well as slightly shaking your head is a good way to get one off your face. You can have them as pets, but you shouldn’t.

@sighyam Should have kicked him in the balls.

A Thai woman lets a white man stand next to her for a photo, chooses to trust him and not assume the worst… and he still ends up proving the sex tourist stereotype correct.

@slimthicksie @Jani__Gee

@Jani__Gee Girl that’s a bootyhole

This is not a bun. Idk what it is but a bun it is not 😭

This is insane. Men should be allowed to cheat during pregnancy period if their girl looks like this.

@MarinStrade @RosannaPansino @noturtlesoup17 It's his eyes. It's unsettling. If you cover half of his face with your thumb, you can see it. He's dead inside. It's sad, really. I hope he has/finds something/someone that makes his smile reach his eyes.

@RosannaPansino @noturtlesoup17 I am not the target age/audience for Mr Beast, but something about him has always REALLY unsettled me. I DO however remember when Rosanna hit the scene with Nerdy Nummies. I’m Team Rosanna here.

I'm not 'accusing' him. It is a fact based on the data. MrBeasts long form views are down by about 50% from last year AND he ran his long form and short form videos as ads 428 times last year alone (buying views). He is using YouTube's 'Promote' feature, where you put in money and you get views/subs. This is how you buy views on YouTube following their rules. Here's the source since Drama Alert doesn't like to do any actual research: x.com/MrBeast_Stats/…

Thanks for the support! Officially drafting up the first chapter of a potential long-form version of this for a major publication, so fingers crossed!

Why does the family toothbrush always go missing when I need to use it?

@_another_tina_ Probably has a shame kink.

No blue check just being an idiot for the love of the game Watch the movie, she was very happy and wealthy, the only time she was miserable was when her cats went missing which got solved in the end

All arrogant unmarried women are gonna end up like this miserable “childless cat lady”

222 It is my birthday :) Went out for some drinks and I think it’s safe to say my friends know I love One Piece now 😭❤️

@CHULLY1010 @FacebookAIslop

First human being to live under water 🥶

I’m caught up on One Piece wtf do I do now