Nick Blakemore

@atrupar @simonmaginn Oh my days

Q: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ? TRUMP: I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor and had to do Red Cross. Only the fake news could come up with that one.

@RaminNasibov Up

Can someone recommend a movie that will emotionally destroy me?

@MaltesersUK well this was a bit sad. Our Easter egg was completely missing the pack of Maltesers promised to be within.

@DLoesch You closed it!

I hope Trump charges Europe a U.S. toll for any crude or LNG that passes through the strait they were too lazy and cowardly to help reopen.

@Jenny_1884 Oh bore on.

I seriously believe that there will be no General Election as this government will involve the UK in a war in order to cancel it. They won’t want all their hard work in destroying this country undone. Does anyone else think the same?

@griffitha Oh that’s embarrassing. Cleverly started the whole thing

Thanks to very many on the centre-right, the sovereignty of Chagos is saved. Next let’s save the UK from socialism.

@BradleyThomasUK 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 blatant misinformation

Another Labour u-turn thanks to relentless work in Parliament from the Conservatives.

@MPIainDS You’ve typed that wrongly. It was started by the conservatives - you know, you were there right ?

The Chagos deal is dead and good riddance. It was a strategic blunder from the start by this Labour government and a disaster waiting to happen. Many of us warned the government but they simply refused to listen, now they will have to make another humiliating U-turn. telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/… Perhaps those close to the government who made very tidy sums promoting this disastrous deal might now consider donating some of those earnings to the Chagossian people whose interests were so often overlooked in the process.

@SandyofSuffolk Maybe your carer can help you with the touch screens Sandy?

I've never used self checkout. Ever. And I never will. Today in Aldi, there was only one person at self checkout and people queuing to use the manned checkouts. When will shops realise the majority of people don't want self checkouts?

@Matt_VickersMP Delusional. Utterly delusional when your party delivered most of the planning for it.

Finally. Starmer’s dodgy Chagos Bill deserves its place in the dustbin. The Conservatives led the fight against it from day one. Why did Starmer want to hand over British sovereign territory and pay £35 billion to use a crucial military base that was already ours?

@morton_wendy @Conservatives It was your party’s policy. You are a total disgrace if you are now claiming any responsibility here.

Starmer’s Chagos surrender deal should never have been on the table in the first place. Handing over British territory and paying billions to lease it back was indefensible. @Conservatives have fought this every step of the way. 🇬🇧🇮🇴.

@donmcgowan @justdavenow89 Wow what incredible luck that couple have

🗼WELL I NEVER🗼 Would you believe that Ray and June, who won the Reform UK energy bills prize, go back all the way to the Brexit Party with Farage? Here they are with Farage, Widdecombe and Bull [a truly awful supernatural detective thriller]. What a coincidence [increasingly unlikely] h/t, and thanks to @linfitlass for pointing this out to me. These images are from a Brexit Party rally in Fylde on the 4th May 2019. [credit Getty Images I believe, but Google for me].

@Parody_PM @johnros1956 Our dog

Name something more intelligent than Lee Anderson.

@BBCBreakfast dear BBC. The article about the man who makes super sized versions of normal items has made my day. More please! @BBCNews #debbietubby

@Trevor558458215 @mark_slapinski They don’t really need to try do they

@mark_slapinski All you dems are desperately trying to make Trump look bad with absolutely no evidence

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly going PSYCHOTIC, lashing out at aides and everyone around him. He knows something BIG is coming.

The White House got community noted lol

@poolerrfc Superb first half Poolet

HT Newport 12 (2T) Pontypool 17 (3T)

@poolerrfc Superb from Ellis!

Here we go - Newport v Pooler!

@bleckwith23058 @docblock66 @AmazonUK It’s perfectly reasonable to expect a device that works in the same way now as it did 14 years ago to still function

@docblock66 @whippetchariots @AmazonUK It’s not broken or unusable it just will no longer have access to buy more product. How many people do you see walking around with computers or phones from pre 2013. The kindle is a smart device also it ages. It’s unreasonable to expect a company to support a 14 year old device.

@bleckwith23058 @docblock66 @AmazonUK I’m not sure if you’ve read the whole information. You won’t be able to download any new books. Surely the whole point of an e reader. Plus if at any point you have to reset the device it won’t work again.