JETT West

@BFW @BenDover67_ If that isn't Big Cats burner this week I don't know what is. He just wants to watch the world burn.

@BenDover67_ Super duper, man.

Mississippi State fans, I’m headed to Super Bulldog Weekend tomorrow. I’m bringing a camera man to document the left field lounge. I need a spot to hang out in for the video. Let me know in DMs if interested.

@ScoutSteveR @wbentonwilson

It’s mid 8th and Garth sings. We invite you all to join us out at the Oasis this weekend for SBW as LSU comes to town. We tip our caps to our friends in low places down south that only sell instate school merch.

@ScoutSteveR Is that Ernie's brother?

Memphis brings on Nolan McCracken

@TheCoachDay @OhioTate Ask the Lampoons Vacation Dam questions

@OhioTate A full tour of the Hoover Dam sober & he has to ask a minimum of 10 questions to the tour guide that they have already answered.

I can confirm that Mike Katic is over the 265 pound weight limit to be allowed to Bungee Jump. On a pre-trip survey, he answered that he weighs “315 pounds” If he finishes in the bottom 5 at the racetrack, what should his punishment be?

@PardonMyTake When did Max become a Ravens Camo wearer?

Watch here: youtu.be/4IJX1PzFLCo?si…

The Pardon my take spring break golf video Max, righty Hank and lefty Hank Vs PFT Big Cat and Hefty Memes is out now @TwistedTea

@sixpackspeak I hate you. Well played though.

We love them sweeps. That’s 5 straight series.

@OhioTate Almost like the man knew he needed to order clothes.

BREAKING NEWS: I just got off the phone with Gaz (who spoke with Dave) regarding the plan now that Rico has been sent home from Vegas. Here is an update on my situation:

@bartgregory I do not care about it, rather a coach be doing his job instead of talking to us. In a allstar game where game does not matter I like the jokes.

Seriously question...and I'm just curious of other people's thoughts. While watching a game...do you enjoy a coach being interviewed during a broadcast?

@greg16676935420 @culvers I think they are changing logo back next week.

Hey @Culvers it’s been a year and you still have an outdated logo. I really hate to be that guy but can you please get it updated ASAP?

@SBCoffeehouse Do you suffer from or enjoy food poisoning?

Should I?

@3YearLetterman Sir, I thought you were supposed to be satire.

@PardonMyTake T&P s guys Frank about to blame you for everything

👀👀

@OleTimeHardball Tony

Game 7 of the World Series. Bottom of the 9th, bases loaded, 2 outs, and your team is down by 1 Bob Gibson is on the mound…a raised mound. You have your choice of any hitter, of any era. Who gets the call?

@stoolpresidente Leverage for two "Families".

The fastest yes I’ve ever given in my life. Yes Barstool would love to compete in the Family Feud. Now to pick what morons are on the panel with me.

People that throw rocks in the air shouldn't be surprised when they are hit in the head. Mintzy is Mintzy @BarstoolBigCat @BFW

@partyberm7 @lounge_dawg Some of us were raised that a pulled pork sandwich needed slaw on it. I still agree

@lounge_dawg slaw on the pulled pork?

I would literally go just for the Mac and cheese and potato salad

@OhioTate Yup you try to make it to dark before going to bed.

Nurses, 1st Responders, and Military: I have not slept since 7am yesterday. Am I correct in thinking I should try and make it to 8pm tonight and just skip a full day instead of napping now? I go from Mintzy tail Friday right to a week of Bosco tail and need to be on my A game.

@robbiefaulk1878 @DrunkInterlock @State_1878 Your wrong to do that.

@DrunkInterlock @State_1878 They are indeed apart since we don’t control them

Excited about what we’re building @State_1878. I believe in it and what it can do. The best is yet to come.

Would you please suggest to our friend Max Homa to shoot his round 4 score for all rounds next year. @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter

@BFW Day 3?

Day 2. I look like a lobster but zero headaches.