if I had unlimited money id get a 737 and give it the most minimal paint job and fly it to the most random tiny airports just to fuck with people

@lndexium Paint it white with a single red stripe to stress out a ton of plane watchers

@lndexium You misspelled 757

@lndexium And put out ads to get guys in suits and sunglasses to fly around on the plane for a little while here and there.

@lndexium You could come down the ramp and hand out quarts of motor oil to poor people.

@lndexium *Tu-134A-3; with plenty of money to afford the broken windows I leave when I depart.

@lndexium "and it looks like a big Tylenol!"

@lndexium I think giving it one of those default Boeing liveries but mentioning nothing about Boeing on it is a good bit, too

@lndexium Paint it in the JANET livery

@lndexium Boeing already does that. I remember having a 737 pull up on our ramp that was used to, at best Gulfstreams, and like, maybe 4 people got off the plane that wasn't the crew? Happened once more at that place but, unless you looked up the reg, you wouldn't know it was Boeing.

@lndexium I’d make it the most shiny bare-metal paint job and fly it around on sunny days trying to blind people.

@lndexium budget/charter airline type shit

@lndexium So real.

@lndexium Id buy an obscure aircraft