Joshua Canett

@90shal I forgot Governor Pryce lmao. Also, every other female Imperial that comes to mind are all inquisitors.

@90shal 1) idk, Dathomir 2) Adi Gali’s, Shaak Ti, Lumina Unduli 4) Yassene Issard, Supervisor Dedra Meero, Admiral Rae Sloane 4) Jaina Solo I think? 5) Idr.

questions to find out if a man is really star wars fan 1) name 3 matriarchal planets 2) name 5 female jedi master who's not rey or leia 3) name 3 female imperial 4) name one female jedi grandmaster 5) explain sword of the jedi prophecy

@spaceandtech_ It’s 210 BC, the emperor is fucking around with mercury elixirs It’s 800 AD, the emperor is fucking around with mercury elixirs It’s 2026 AD, the emperor is fucking around with mercury elixirs

🚨 Donald Trump says the US has experimental drugs that can bring dead people back to life.

@GreatLakesWife_ J. H. Kellogg strikes again.

At my baby’s 4 month appointment the nurse practitioner asked how many wet diapers she has a day. Who is still keeping track of that at 4 months? 😂

@rinocore @drn208 Then learn

@drn208 Can't draw :(

Okay so what else can you do on a computer other than playing videogames and browsing the web

@rinocore Plug it into your car like The Fast and the Furious.

@postoctobrist I’m interested in how you guessed Random Bullshit, Alabama but not Selma or Montgomery.

what is wrong with me

@SeaMonser @postoctobrist I’m guessing WTYP The Goddamn News segment about an apartment collapse.

@postoctobrist Why the hell do you know about Davenport/Moline

@whosevelt @RealCalvin1 Employment numbers *were* amazing, until Q2 2025

@RealCalvin1 Also, there are lots more unemployed and underemployed people than there were ten years ago, but somehow the employment numbers are amazing.

The job market in the U.S. is an enigma. Everywhere I go is running on a skeleton crew that's dangerously understaffed. Yet none of them are hiring.

@Jurassic_Liz @bertram_the_mom You were almost finished. Why start over?

@bertram_the_mom I’m 38 and I have an 18 year old, a 13 year old, and I’m pregnant. At 60 I’ll have a 41 year old, a 36 year old, and a 23 year old. I did not want to think about this. lol

My parents having zero self awareness yesterday talking about how they owned their first house at 25 and had already started a family and then my mom goes “was talking to a friend and she has a 25 year old at 60, could you imagine??” I was like, “Mom, that’s going to be us.” 🙄+

@quinnisreading >Bro pays full price for MS office You can probably find an Office 2019 key on G2A for like $30.

hey writers what programs do you use when you’re writing? google docs trains ai with your writing and word is too expensive. anyone have suggestions?

@kitchenDIY_ 1) these steaks are fine. That brown is oxidation, not spoilage. 2) Any time you get fresh ground beef from a meat counter, this is effectively what you’re getting. Same thing goes with fajita meat.

My grandmother taught me this.

@ObtainerOf Regular deodorant is fine. It’s antiperspirant that does this. However, yellow stains > being a sweaty mess

Unironically don’t wear deodorant

@thechosenberg Kid could just throw on some basketball shorts.

Completely normal 19 year old behavior

@BingusRaw @Jukobut3 Call his nephew that enlisted in the US navy.

@Jukobut3 hmmm... can I phone a hitler for help?

@Jukobut3 On one hand, I’d like to kill Hitler. On the other hand, I’d like to see what reformed Hitler’s Nuremberg trial would look like. I might just flip a coin.

@GayBearRes So when you renting the U-Haul?

My Boomer parents retired to Florida about 10 years ago. Sure enough my parents’ health is declining. Instead of moving back to the house they never sold, their solution is that I uproot my wife and kids and move to Florida. Why are they like this? 1/2

@raorapanthera 🎵Mr. Krabs, I have an idea🎵

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@luwudco Damn, I wanted to ask her about the lasting ramifications of the Crédit Mobilier scandal.

Mint is the only M&G with a giant rule poster

@SeedOilDsrspctr Casio F-91W for digital, Timex Expedition for analog.

What’s a good watch for a dude that’s not into watches