MARTIN

They act like that at work because that’s all they have.

@BellaBaddie__ yea its annoying and obnoxious

Arab perfumes have zero chill…the entire street knows you’ve arrived

@feyiszn went on a date w this girl, had to take a massive shit. told her I had to pee really bad. 10mins after she acted like nothing happened

Pretending you didn't see something so the other person does not feel uncomfortable is a level of empathy not everyone will understand.

telling your parents about your problems is like adding to your problems😭

non Canadians dont know about Deep n Delicious and I think thats a travesty

How it feels to say “okay” instead of arguing

I just saw a quote that said, “You worry too much for someone who figures it out every time” and I feel like I’m not the only one who needs to hear that.

I’m going to buy my wife some ankles/feet jewelry, with a little bell so I know where she’s wandering around the house and find her back when she’s lost in the garden.

when u lowkey starting to see ur gym progress in the mirror

@faviexx the weeknd or drake

what artist is this?

DOUBLE O BUSS DOWN THE WATCH SHE KNOW THAT IM TIMELESSS

When you join a random lobby where no one has mic on but everyone is competent

Clavicular gets angry after finding out his friend’s girlfriend was cheating and explains exactly why stuff like this destroys a guy mentally 😳

@MarlonDaily People saying this is a lot are either completely fkn murked beyond belief of trolling

Marlon reveals he has slept with 9 people his entire life in Sidemen Inside "The internet makes it seem like I have 500 bodies"😳💀

@Senators Sens always got diff players trying to score every night that's why they'll always be ass

FOEGOAL 🚨🚨

@Swirvys @SpiritualSou @DrizzyK_champ @clippedszn You can get lean eating Big Macs, my point is that rice is easy af to overeat

@SpiritualSou @DrizzyK_champ @00HMARTIN @clippedszn I got lean with rice in my diet, fk is you talking about

Marlon reveals his SECRET diet to get shredded for the summer 😳💪 - 2 bananas - 3 protein shakes - chicken & rice

@RealKhalilU @clippedszn right but rice is super easy to over-eat

@00HMARTIN @clippedszn your body uses the carbs as energy while working out.