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@worldbitwave @KobeissiLetter Which they will never get

🇮🇷🇺🇸 IRAN PRESIDENT SAYS READY TO END WAR BUT WANTS GUARANTEES. Pezeshkian stated that any decision to stop the war must "guarantee the security and interests of the Iranian people," emphasizing that Iran will not accept a deal that leaves it vulnerable to future strikes. Formal international recognition of Iran’s "legitimate rights" (likely referring to its nuclear and regional sovereignty). Payment for the massive damages incurred since the U.S. and Israeli offensive began on February 28. Binding assurances from the global community (specifically the UN and BRICS nations) to prevent any future "aggression" by the U.S. or Israel.

BREAKING: Iran's President Pezeshkian says Iran is ready to end the war with the US but wants guarantees. US stocks are surging on the news.

@amit_kumarCSS @KobeissiLetter Great comment. Until the boats are going thru ain’t nothin but a tweet

@KobeissiLetter Markets aren’t reacting to “peace.” They’re reacting to the possibility that the worst-case scenario may get pushed back. But until the guarantees are defined, it’s still headline-driven volatility—not a durable resolution.

@pelositracker Dumb as rocks

Cool new project Giving $50,000 to Claude Agents to see how well they do at picking stocks Hedge Funds might be the next thing AI disrupts

@dmacsweg @Innerdevcrypto @palis They Chinese r high

@Innerdevcrypto @palis The Chinese are wise

I only ejaculate once every 2 months, but i do have orgasms a lot more...let me explain how me and my wife take making love to the next level Now before you all go crazy in the replies....read on... 1: sexual energy (also called jing, or essence, in Chinese medicine) is literally the battery of your life linked to kidney energy. Once it runs out...your life is over. Why do you think old men do not get hard, or old women do not get wet? Their jing is depleted. Doubt it? Look into jing 2: As the famous Chinese sage Sun Simiao, said, if you are 20 years old: ejaculate once every 4 days, age 30: once every 8 days, age 40: once every 16 days, age 50: once every 20–21 days, age 60+: Once every 30 days or more (or rarely/minimally, especially if health is weaker). Women lose their sexual power during period, and having babies, which is the singular reason they liver longer. 3: To understand this even more. Buy the book, for men: taoist secrets of love, by mantak chia. Or for women, healing love through the tao, by mantak Chia. It will explain all the taoist love making techniques 4: as a Taoist sexual kungfu practitioner, together with my wife, i can control my sexual energy. I can literally have an orgasm in every part of my body, and control it at will. This means, during love-making session with my wife, we go higher, and higher, and higher, keep recycling the sexual energy without ejaculating (or in her case coming), and in time we have a ¨valley-orgasm¨, a massive super vibrating orgasm only very few people experience. We have this every time we make love, which is more or less once a week. This valley-orgasms are so powerful that we stay satisfied for the whole week, sometimes my wife even says: ¨my god, i feel like high for 2 days after we make love, crazy¨. I do ejaculate once every 2 months more or less, because the pressure get so big, so intense, that i barely sleep anymore, so i know it is time to ejaculate. Fasting or darkroom-retreats can eliminate this entirely and when i do my long retreats i never even think about sex 5: we never make love when she has her period, or when she is ovulating. i can literally smell, and look at her shining face, when her ovulation is close, so we never need to use normal anti-conceptive methods. When we wanted kids, we got them on the first try...every time, and we know what days not to make love to not get pregnant 6: you might all be skeptical about this, but i invite you to study the books, be open to this, learn with your partner. My wife and i have a lovely relationship and it is mostly based on the fact that we do not deplete each other energetically. My wife did not know about this before meeting me, but she is open to it, and learned, so that is great. So please introduce your partner to it as well you wanted the key to longevity, an amazing sex-life, multi-oragsmic valley orgasms, and much more, here you go 😉

@curthicken16 @NathanielSami 🤣

@NathanielSami This boy did go out and get this reported and his name in the news for doing it the way he did. He will be long forgotten but there will be 2 families who have members killed ( that we know of ) who a moms gone forever, a son a daughter! WORTH IT?

Pam Bondi needs to arrest every last one of these fraudsters.!!!

@ParkerH2000 @TrueMaga_ @NickRicci5 @unusual_whales Hey Parker - You should just go ahead and get, “Hey, please be nice, I’m retarded” tattooed on your forehead. Then at least people will know how to properly address you.

@TrueMaga_ @NickRicci5 @unusual_whales But of course to you that’ll only apply to people with a certain skin color

Middle East’s major oil-producing countries have been selling their U.S. Treasurys, per MW

@PulseOrbit lol how much of your limited time do you spend posting bullshit into the black of hole the internet? Look at your engagement, it’s ZERO. The data shows no one cares what you have to say, so why waste your time

🚨DEVELOPING: Marco Rubio slips up on live TV, calls it “the war” then nervously backtracks and says “this operation” like a guilty man caught in a lie. Trump’s own Secretary of State can’t even sell the propaganda straight. They know this is an illegal, disastrous war of aggression, not some clean little “operation.” While Rubio fumbles his words, American bases burn, AWACS planes are destroyed, soldiers dread deployment, Spain closes its airspace, and the Resistance keeps hammering targets with precision.

@PulseOrbit @EricLDaugh Fake news

@EricLDaugh The Senate GOP is rushing to fund ICE for three years through reconciliation because they know their extreme demands killed any chance of a clean bipartisan bill. They blocked reasonable funding, forced the chaos, left workers unpaid, then cry urgency. Democrats tried to pass clean bills to keep government running. Republicans preferred shutdown theater and power plays. Nuking the filibuster won’t fix the fact that MAGA turns everything into a crisis for headlines.

🚨 JUST IN: The Senate GOP is reportedly DONE negotiating with Democrats and will move to fund ICE for THREE YEARS in budget reconciliation, which only needs 50 votes and JD Vance "We're taking this off the table." — Sen. Hoeven They should just NUKE THE FILIBUSTER and be FULLY done with needing any Democrat votes for anything!

@DaltonKresuau @Michael17211982 @noregretvet_ Like how do they sleep at night… then they turn around and act like it’s us

@Michael17211982 @noregretvet_ This girl has to be retarded and anyone who agrees with this girl is retarded

Absolutely adore John Kennedy. He cuts straight through the bs to the core of the matter with accuracy, precision and style. We need to clone Senator Kennedy.

🚨 BREAKING: Sen. Mike Lee is being praised nationwide for staying on the Senate floor until almost 11PM AT NIGHT to fight hard for the SAVE America Act I mean WHAT ELSE can you ask for in a senator?! 🇺🇸 "I just finished a very lengthy speech on the Senate floor, I was going for about two hours, refuting over and over again the same arguments that the Democrats keep raising in response to the Save America Act." "They're not getting more creative, nor are they getting more persuasive. The arguments they're raising are stale, they are distortions of what the bill actually says, distortions of the status quo of the law and of the Constitution." "They're wrong, we're right. We keep this up, we will win. Stay with me. Baby steps to save America." Thank you @BasedMikeLee!

@WIJGalt13 @DeItaone Ppl r blind

@DeItaone UK is a Muslim country. Top baby name is Muhammad. This was once an empire that spanned the world and now is just their own little island, and even that little island has now been conquered.

TRUMP SAYS DON'T KNOW IF US WILL BE THERE ANYMORE FOR UK

@EllieBPenny Nice engagement retard, maybe the intelligence you are awaiting the return of is your own🤣🤣🤣🤣

The whole episode I was just waiting for Cha Cha to show up with the time travel briefcase. #ParadiseHulu #theumbrellaacademy

@Rickmayhem @EllieBPenny @AZ_Intel_ I read stuff on here all the time and I’m like… no way… there’s no way you’re actually THAT retarded🤣😭

@EllieBPenny @AZ_Intel_ You’re a bloody idiot.

DEVELOPING: Plane collides with fire truck on taxiway at LaGuardia Airport in New York, per initial reports. Unconfirmed reports of injuries.

@mattyryze @elonmusk Hahaha retard

@elonmusk why not just support the Democratic TSA funding bill

I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country

@lilreneban @radicalbluebird With the amount of time you spend posting on this app… don’t you think if you had something people thought was worth listening to you’d have more than 5 people interacting with your PINNED post?🤣 go post on blueretard or some shit

I will always be extremely religionphobic and anti religion. And i do not care if my anti religion statements hurt your feelings

@radicalbluebird @Venuseswilliams @KevinHart4real @serenawilliams Self proclaimed radicals are always worth listening to🤣🤣🤣 sit down and shut up weirdo

@Venuseswilliams @KevinHart4real @serenawilliams Here to remind everyone that Kobe Bryant was a violent rapist and very much deserved to die the way he did :)

LeBron. Kobe. Michael…and @kevinhart4real??? We’ll allow it 😂 @serenawilliams

@peterdaou Not demons, retards

It's extremely distressing to see how history is unfolding. It's like demons have taken charge and are rampaging across the world.

@binji_x We are the light

Crypto needs more gen Z energy man. Straight up.

@intocryptoverse Impressive bro

feels good to hit 1900 in blitz, not that anyone cares

@MattMMPLS @loganclarkhall @bog_beef Lmfao we don’t listen to fat retards who choose to consume slop like fucking, “housewives of divorced retard island” You look in the mirror and call yourself a MAN?

@loganclarkhall @bog_beef MAGA’s racism will create a driver shortage which will increase the price of goods even more. Thanks MAGA.

We had 200K immigrant truck drivers???