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Started with ₦1,000 testing a structured betting system. No “sure odds”. No guessing. Just discipline. Here’s what happened 👇 (Real slips attached)

@GaniyuRuquayah @Owiggy_ She won’t pay hospital bills during the term of pregnancy since she’s carrying the baby. 50-50 kwa.

@Owiggy_ So what will now equate pregnancy?

You think i will get mad when i woman wants 50/50? Nahhh! I will welcome it so far the 50/50 is not exclusive to house chores. You cook, i wash plate. I wash cloth, you clean the house. I buy Gen, you buy AC. I buy land, you buy Cement. I buy oven, you buy OX fan. Make e just dey like that.

@UgwunnaEjikem @timelezzx Who’s holding the key first?

@timelezzx It will be opened in 2027

There’s a sweet spot between delayed gratification and enjoying your 20s/30s because you’d never be this young again. Make sure you find that spot.

@Richnexx @Toluzene Nothing go sup for me oh, no be today.

@0xCrypticbizzle @Toluzene Try am first, precisely Benin

Until the house that owns the colour decides to involve you in their inter house sports.

Bellina Nursery and Primary School, thank you for always giving us this ball during Christmas and End of the year party. My mum will rather buy pako ball, than use 120 to buy health for you then. Once my ball bursts I’m waiting till Xmas.

This ball is now sold for 8k, we used to buy it for N400.

@Acegirlhood @UnkleAyo Gas abi stomach acid?

@UnkleAyo I watched a video where it was said that the gas in the stomach could dissolve metal, if the gas in the stomach can dissolve metal, why couldn't it dissolve the beans and garri mixture then???

200L, 2nd semester. I have a cup of beans & a cup of garri that needed to last me 3 days. Firewood-cooked the beans in a big pot of water until mashed, added the garri then I allowed it to solidified. Sliced it out like cake, for every mealtime. Served it's purpose until....

@itz_showbeaz @thebardogbamola Stop going through the corners talk to me directly, I’ve not gone clothe shopping in exactly 3 years. Na native we dey manage see because of family occasion.

@thebardogbamola Most people abroad think we're exegerating when you tell them how bad things are in Nigeria today. Just light bill and data is enough to naked common man. It's been up to 3 years some people buy theirself new wears. 💔

A friend called me from abroad and was complaining about how he sends his brother money every now and then. I asked him how much he sends and he says between 30-50k and then he alleges that his brother must be lazy to always demand for money like that.

@BlessedGirl001 Swollen eyes from the tears right?

Ladies, do not take advantage of your man who is Soft, and kind to you. That he is soft doesn't mean he is a weak man. If you force him to switch to the other side of him, I swear to God, you might have a swollen eyes. I'm not preaching domestic violence, neither am I endorsing it. All I'm saying is; You might be right but do not press more on it and keep talking about it even when he's said "Enough!!" Peace in the house is better than trying to prove you are right.

@LIMITLESSDAMI Technically analysis on the red app.

Those bros buying Monitor after airdrop last year what are you using your 34 inches Xiaomi Curve to do now?💀

@AlafinOf @AdedoyinOo99252 @munahtee She is, setting her husband up for drags. Not every man is going to be stoic or conform to masculinity. So long you guys are great together and stay together to death do you part. There’s no neeed to come tell us on X he’s a sissy.

@0xCrypticbizzle @AdedoyinOo99252 @munahtee I’m not sure she’s married

My aunty and her husband live in Abuja. But her frozen food business is in Ilorin and is thriving. She tried opening a branch in Abuja. It flopped. So her whole heart, energy and presence remained in Ilorin. Her husband kept complaining that she's never home. She would nod, agree… and then fly back to Ilorin for business and owambe. The man endured. And endured. And endured. Then he stopped enduring and just found another wife. 😭 Now my aunty is running around like the house is on fire trying to stop the wedding. Ma, the man gave you plenty warning. The real gobe has not even started. The new wife works with a federal government agency. She is comfortable, she is around, and she is apparently very intentional about winning this family over. How do we know? My aunty's own children have accepted this woman. One of them went to the new wife's birthday party, came back with plenty gifts and was posting her on WhatsApp status like she just gained a new bestie. 😭💀 My aunty called my mum yesterday crying. Said her children are betrayals and she is going to disown every single one of them. Disown them for what exactly? I know I shouldn't find this funny but I can stop laughing because her husband is not broke o, this is not about money. The man just wants his wife to actually live with him.

@chidi_adaugo @Clvnik @Jevrix9 For making the mistake yes, as appropriate. Insurance pays normally but then again this is Nigeria.

@0xCrypticbizzle @Clvnik @Jevrix9 A staff pays,

5 years ago, a major bank put an extra zero on my deposit by mistake and turned it into a six figure deposit. I immediately withdrew the money and went on a shopping spree at Saks. About 30 days later, the bank realized their mistake and sent me 3 certified threatening letters to return the funds. I sent this letter to my attorney who said they could not charge me with anything and nothing happened to me. 😂

@chillguy40 I made this mistake in 2024 on my former account. I was making $400 weekly just by liking, commenting and RT on twitter. I cast update after 3 weeks. The next day person print $20 I had almost 2k followers by the end of the day with his proof. Na so my earnings start to reduce oh

I understand people who gatekeep and hide updates like maddddd Cause if I catch any update in my hand I would first print to my satisfaction before spreading it to more people that will probably dilute the rewards pool of where I'm printing from🤣🤣🤣

@omonna14 No be gift, she bill me for those stuffs and she no fit afford 4k as delivery. She’s always forming Miss independent on Tik Tok.

You bought items worth 200k but left delivery of 4k? 😭 If it’s a gift, then complete the gesture. Don’t put the receiver in an awkward spot.

@Clvnik @Jevrix9 Insurance pays, stop waffling.

@Jevrix9 Do you think 💭 you did the right thing or not and what if tomorrow your money got missing and some one picks it up and eats all of it will you laugh as well

@AdedoyinOo99252 @munahtee Some of you should learn to behave like married people that you are. You know your reply will make people disrespect your partner but you still tweeted it cos blue tick. Why embarrass your partner for clicks?

@munahtee Your aunt should continue with her business. She also free to get herself a very young guy to use pass body I do tell my husand that if he cheat ,I will cheat too and he dare not sent me packing

@chisomincrease @AdedoyinOo99252 @munahtee The space wey dey her head ehn go build Burj Khalifa she dey talk “is it because of my forehead ?”.

@AdedoyinOo99252 @munahtee No let Lagos real estate developers catch you shaa 😂

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies or bodies and their body and bodies are just a different world to the same

@PERCIVAL_JOEY @sheunmicro There are solutions to that now , everyone on the meter can only use what they paid for.

It's one of the biggest trap ever and I mostly encourage people not to do it. This is because you are never going to share the same appliances which other people, so it is either you are cheating them or they are cheating you, whichever way it is, somebody will always be unhappy .

Have you ever rented a house where you shared a prepaid meter or bill with a neighbor? What's your experience? Some people can frustrate the hell out of your life. 🤔

@joeljuliusT @kokochidozie might not be up to 5 million and they would still have to pay for running costs and staff. Why don’t you try 50 million before we welcome you to the 100 million league “. That’s just me.

@joeljuliusT @kokochidozie There’s this thing about Nigerians and not trying to see things from other peoples perspective. They might have been condescending in their manner of approach but there was a message there. I would have said something like “Rookie numbers the profit on sales…

Posted on Instagram that we spent 4M and made 18M for a brand… and someone said this. I’m gagged.