xCELL 🎭
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@Angle__wix But barak could have invited him to the white house
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He would’ve gotten nothing more than a handshake… that nap was 100% worth it
BIG DADDY@Bigdaddyvinz_
Bro missed once in a lifetime opportunity just to take a nap 😭💀
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xCELL 🎭 retweetledi
Man to Man :
Always date:
•Kindergarten teachers
•Dancers (not strippers)
•Yoga instructors
•Bakers
•Florists
•Stay-at-home girls
•Girls who love gardening
•Girls who talk softly
•Small-town girls who love to cook
•Girls who smile more than they complain
What else?
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LMAO… whatever mehn 🙂
Star Jessei💕@Starjessei_web3
What is wrong with all these talking stages???😭😭😭
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Why is “resignation” a foreign idea to Nigerian politicians ?
Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫@SavvyRinu
VIDEO: The current electricity crisis in Nigeria is beyond our control. - Minister of Power, Adelabu.
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The amount of women I'm seeing supporting me under this tweet is unhealthy. It seems I tweeted something wrong.
I don't want to believe they think I'm a real man. It's making me question my misogynistic identity.
If I continue to see positive comments from women, I might have to delete this tweet.
KING CHIDI@guzu_p
You have no right to tell anybody who to attack on this app. Because she's a friend of yours won't stop others from calling her out as an accomplice to rape. All the people you have dragged on this app were also other people's friends. Winifred case won't be different. If i witnessed my friend commit murder and didn't report but rather helped him cover his tracks until he was caught, won't i be arrested as an accomplice? She watched the poor girl getting raped and taken turns by her brother and father for years until she died. And she did nothing because she wanted to protect her family. At the end of the day, she's as much as guilty as her rapists family. Nobody made you the head prefect of this app. So you won't tell us what to do. Don't be a hypocrite!
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xCELL 🎭 retweetledi
If she’s short, hit her with:
“You’re gonna need high heels if you want to kiss me later.”
It’s playful, cocky, and flirty all at once.
Other strong short-girl lines:
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@toxicking @nikitabier nigga your account will die after this policy lmao
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Starting Thursday, we'll be updating our revenue sharing incentives to better reward the content we want on X:
We will be giving more weight to impressions from your home region—to encourage content that resonates with people in your country, in neighboring countries and people who speak your language.
While we appreciate everyone's opinion on American politics, we hope this will disincentivize gaming the attention of US or Japanese accounts and instead, drive diverse conversations on the platform.
We invite creators to start building an audience locally. X will be a much richer community when there's relevant posts for people in all parts of the world.
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@Wizarab10 @1meajay We will bounce back. Fear our return
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People genuinely expect to keep getting paid for this
Abhishek B R@abhitwt
POV: you’re a developer in 2026😂
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@Wizarab10 With all the mouth, you all will definitely beg us
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If you want to get hired, open the screen recorder on your computer and create a short, tailored intro / pitch video to the company you want to get an interview with.
DM this video along with a short introduction and link to your 1 page resume to someone in the company responsible for the role you are hiring for.
Most importantly, only do this for roles you actually think you’re capable of.
It will work 1,000x better than this slop.
Tips Excel@gudanglifehack
Claude Cowork can apply to 50 jobs in under 30 minutes. Here's how to set it up.
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@socetyhatesjay @JustDynamo_ You just lost a good woman, we rarely have big a-ss
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The next Claude update is going to fuck our wife, isn't it?
Claude@claudeai
You can now enable Claude to use your computer to complete tasks. It opens your apps, navigates your browser, fills in spreadsheets—anything you'd do sitting at your desk. Research preview in Claude Cowork and Claude Code, macOS only.
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