Zigu
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Zigu
@0xZigu
Computer Science||Blockchain||Quant Finance||Financial Tech.
Nairobi Katılım Mayıs 2022
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No...This was the hottest phone- It was called Ideos. People who had it were rich

Mfalme@Mfalme_98
@C_NyaKundiH This was the best phone during the time
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Millionaire: Makes $20m in 2026
Millionaire: Hires "artist" to make "art" for $25k
Artist: Puts one streak on canvas
Millionaire: Thanks artist and has art appraised by an appraiser in his same circle of friends
Appraiser: Values artwork at $20m
Millionaire: Donates $20m artwork to
museum to get $20m tax write off
Millionaire: Pays no taxes in 2026
Me at museum: This is stupid, it's
just a line on a canvas
Hipster next to me: No, you just don't understand it because you're uncultured."
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Ken Griffin went home on a Friday "fairly depressed" after watching AI agents at Citadel do work that used to take teams of PhDs in finance months to complete. Done in days.
His words: "These are not mid-tier white collar jobs. These are extraordinarily high skilled jobs being automated by agentic AI."
This is the head of one of the most successful hedge funds in history saying the people he pays seven figures to analyze markets and structure deals are being replaced by software that works in hours instead of months. Not theoretically. In his own office. Right now.
The Coatue deck we covered earlier this week called agents "the biggest unlock" in AI. Griffin just confirmed it from the buy side. The shift from copilots to agents is not a future event. It is already happening at the highest levels of finance.
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Next lets get a $500 jacob and co
FearBuck@FearedBuck
The AP x Swatch collab has caused fights, arrests, and evacuations at malls across the United States as massive lines formed at nearly every release location. One buyer even flipped a pocket watch for $2,000 immediately after purchasing it for just $500.
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@Joe_AlexN Such shenanigans will always catch up with you, sooner or later.
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Word 😂😂 and stop for a female traffic cop😅
Zuko💋@xo_dolph
Gayest thing a nvgga could ever do is attend driving school .
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@mbiti_mwondi It's time you came up with your own university and implemented such rules.
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@Mutuabrian_M @Web3Aible The people who drafted this crappy bill are a bunch of millennials on linkedin called virtual asset chambers of nonsense (mostly lawyers). Very stupid individuals, their thinking is such stupendous amounts will link them to onboarding services for global firms.
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@Web3Aible The effects of having retarded Octogenerians in those dockets
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Before you stay silent on crypto regulation in Kenya, this is what other countries have:
KENYA VASP Regulations 2026
➜Exchange: Required to pay up Ksh 150M plus Ksh 2M license fee to operatehere.
➜Wallet Provider: Ksh 150M paid-up capital plus Ksh 500K license fee.
➜Payment Processor: Ksh 50M paid-up capital plus Ksh 200K license fee.
➜Stablecoin Issuer: Ksh 500M paid-up capital.
SOUTH AFRICA FSCA
➜No fixed minimum capital requirement.
➜Category I license fee: Ksh 19,575
➜Category II license fee: Ksh 118,900
NIGERIA ISA 2025
➜Exchange/VASP: Ksh 47M paid-up capital with proposed increase to Ksh 94M.
➜Registration fee: Ksh 2.82M
GHANA VASP Act 2025
➜Minimum capital threshold: Ksh 57M
➜Specific license fees not yet published.
South Africa literally lets you in for under Ksh 20,000 but Kenya wants Ksh 150 million before you serve your first user.
Isn't this ridiculous?
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