Beba Babe 😈

Some audit firms are so good that when I see a projected audited by them, I can sleep peacefully knowing my money is safe. Because, I ain't touching those projects with a 10 feet pole.

She's a 10 but she's 10

Bera has forced @0xtuba to doxx herself for monies

The Graph is struggling. Most of the good talent left for Edge & Node. The token is down 95%. Blowing money on empty hackathons. New one man army teams beating them at their own game. Poor management of the company from every angle.

If @zachxbt and @0xfoobar had a baby, it'll tweet like @0xngmi

I totally get why Uniswap is only hiring females now. - Free PR - 20% discount on wages

@Mudit__Gupta Hey @0xtuba, is that you?

@DumbDAO @VitalikButerin I'm not convinced this is @VitalikButerin. Looks more like @linusgsebastian

Amber Heard's Psychologist looks hotter than her. Probably also a better actor.

I want whatever @muellerberndt is smoking

@Mudit__Gupta @VoltProtocol For the Airdrop, duh.

Reading up about @VoltProtocol. It seems interesting but I have a question Why would anyone mint volt instead of minting DAI and swapping it for volt?

Name protocols that are doing good business but most of their token holders are rekt. - Quantstamp - Immutable X ---- - The Graph - Sushiswap - Abracadabra - Popsicle finance - Curve - 1inch - Compound - Yearn - dYdX - Looksrare - ENS Some are oversold, others rugged investors.

@DegenSpartan Didn't Gnosis do the same with cowswap and upcoming gnosis safe token? Didn't Quantstamp do the same with their upcoming insurance product and equity raise? cc @defiprime

@sasuke___420 @heeeedgy @Mudit__Gupta @danrobinson What if the stock goes to zero? He's down 50 bucks but made only 51 cents.

@0xbebababe @heeeedgy @Mudit__Gupta @danrobinson he buys half a unit of the stonk

The answer is $0.5, even though the expected value of the payoff is $0.75. The reason is hedging. If I sell you a call, I can hedge by buying $50 of the stock. Either I pay you $1 but make $0.5 from the stock, or I lose $0.5 on the stock. So the option costs $0.5 to hedge.

@heeeedgy @Mudit__Gupta @danrobinson How do you hedge selling a call option?

@Mudit__Gupta @danrobinson If it trades at 0.51 I can sell it until it trades down to 0.5 no matter how much you buy. I can lever that position up to infinity

@danrobinson I don't think it'll trade at 0.5 I'll buy all you've got at 0.5. It becomes an asymmetric bet at 0.5.

@statelayer Knew it haha twitter.com/0xbebababe/sta…

@satsdart S1mple doing his part to make sure Russians lose.

@VitalikButerin A Russian like you would obviously say that. /s

Hey @zachxbt, can you please check if Putin shorted crypto yesterday?

One Russian saved me from poverty and now another Russian is making me poor again.