Mk
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@0xmkrypto @Aretetolife_03 @Sadeeyarh01 lol jokes on you to think he doesn’t play away matches, even with the two wives.
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Polygamy will run you mad😭🤣
My aunt is the first wife and lives in Abuja. She’s over 55 oh 😭. The second wife lives in Lagos. The husband works and stays in Abuja, then travels to Lagos to see the other wife.
One time, the second wife came to Abuja because oga hadn’t been to Lagos in a while because of work. 😭🤣
This man picked her up from the airport, took her to an apartment, came back home, packed his luggage and left.
My aunt was just pacing around the house and hissing 😭🤣. She didn’t speak to anybody for almost a week. She was ANGRY.
Turns out jealousy doesn’t retire at 50 😭
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@Aretetolife_03 @Sadeeyarh01 You'd rather he play away matches that have a second wife 🫠
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**If you are kidnapped in Nigeria, you are completely on your own. No security agency will save you.
"My nephew was kidnapped while I was SA to Vice President Shettima. I knocked on every door, entered every office, and gave them the exact coordinates of the location. They promised to help but couldn't. We spent ₦175 Million, including ransom, before he was released after 36 days in captivity. The security agencies couldn't help." - Dr. Hakeem Baba-Ahmed, brother to Datti Baba-Ahmed
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Watch me purchase shares of Seplat in under 1 minute on @HisaApp.
(Notice that we introduced slide to buy to fix a situation where the previous tap to buy led to some people sending in orders before they were ready. We originally wanted to ask if you're sure and have you tap a second time but we realize 1 slide >> two taps).
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tried it with a fair amount
0.5$ for fee is pretty decent and negligible.
Xen@lawrenx_
pretty good. ain’t no way I’m using bamboo now
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My boss sent an email w the PDF materials. If you want them please drop your email address below or in my DMs
Ewgi@Ssaasquatch
@DamilohunA Alright I can do this. Remind me f you don’t see it later today
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Perhaps this is the cue to finally give us the second season of Taboo.
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
Tom Hardy has been fired from ‘MOBLAND’ and won't return for Season 3. He allegedly clashed with producers after being consistently late to set and attempting to give notes & change dialogue on the series. (Source: puck.news/newsletter_con…)
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I am currently active in the Chinese EV market and have been for a while. I would like to share some lessons I have learned to help anyone interested in importing cars from China. I am typing this in real time, so this will likely be a long thread. 🧵
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Why am I suddenly seeing these kinds of tweets now?
SABR@iam_suleeiman
I don post this car for more than 5 months, nobody buy am 😂 At this point, I don tire small… make I rest first. To sell car for Nigeria now, no be only good motor you need na connection and serious marketing join 😂
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Nope we’re all meant to be grateful he did us a favor by building a refinery. We’ve also forfeited the right to question anything about his operations & pricing cos none of us have “been in the arena.” and armchair criticism is cheap.
If you dey vex, go and build your own refinery 😬
OPEOLUWA 😎😎@OpeBee
Nigerians actually need to call out Dangote. This has nothing to do with the ongoing middle east war. PMS price in Nigeria compared to other countries has astronomically increased. The percentage increase is unexplainable. He is getting more cargoes from NNPC this month. What exactly is the issue ?
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As a first step, we are launching NaijaCivicTech, an open source platform where Nigerian in tech curate and build tiny tools that solve specific Nigerian problems together
this is not a startup, not a pitch deck, just working software in the open, built for Nigeria for ease.
The current goal is to achieve two things:
1. Community to curate all existing tools that have attempted to solve a problem but are not well known.
2. Community to suggest problems, tools and project that solves a specific problem
It's day 1, let's see how far we can go.
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If you have a minimum net worth of $25,000 and you are confused about the next steps to take and how to optimize your wealth and you need someone to talk to, I’m happy to do that with you in 30 minutes. When we are done, I will create an investment guiding document you can use to accelerate your progress.
If I get 10 likes on this post, I will create the time for it. It’s not going to be free though. You will have to bid for it and I will pick only five people.
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@CaptainArinze Use Google lens for live translation, just point at where ever
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I bought a device in the States some months ago, and I didn't bother opening it. Today, I opened it, only to realise the instruction manual is in Chinese. Everything was written in Chinese. No single English word.
I have used Gra Gra and the little electrical engineering degree sense left in me to assemble it. Now, I need to figure out how it works.
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@MasterBolaji Where are you getting your figures from? The company reported a revenue of about N60 trillion and a net profit of about N6trillion. A quick google search could help verify that. You mustn’t cook figures to drive a point home...
FYD: vanguardngr.com/2026/02/nnpc-d…
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NNPC reportedly paid ₦86 billion in salaries in 2025 and generated about ₦321 billion in revenue. Yet after covering salaries and other expenses, the remaining balance has not been clearly accounted for. That executive order by BAT may be the boldest decision this year.
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