

Prison Mike
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@0xprisonmike
shitposter degenerative farmor



if you're not making 7 figs APR in this market, what are you even doing❓


wtf someone closed a 73,000,000$ short position on eth immediately am i a KOL ?


ATTN: @HyperliquidX @HyperFND @chameleon_jeff, on behalf of and in coordination with the entire @Hypermissors community Dear Hyperliquid Team, We hope this message finds you well. We’re reaching out as members of the community who, unfortunately, missed out on the transformative opportunity of the $HYPE TGE. While we recognize the immense effort and vision behind your work, we kindly ask you to consider extending an olive branch to those of us who missed and thus missed the airdrop - we represent ~12% of the allocated tokens. As a group online we've grown to over 500 members. According to our estimations, there are over 10,000 of us - a robust demographic of crypto-natives who are of value to your community and product. For many of us, participating in this journey would be truly life-changing, just as it has been for the broader community. We deeply value your leadership and the incredible project you’ve built, which is quickly becoming a beacon of success in the space. We simply ask to be included—whether that’s through vesting opportunities, partial credit, or any other form of consideration that you deem fair. As self-named 'Hypermissors', we've often been ridiculed or ignored, but to illustrate our perspective, consider this analogy: Imagine being a loyal customer at a store you cherish, shopping there almost every day for over a year and actively contributing to its growth. One day, the store hosts a grand celebration to reward its loyal customers, but the only announcement is posted on a bulletin board far away, in a place you never visit. When you finally hear about the event, you rush over, only to find that entry is closed because you didn’t RSVP. Despite explaining that you didn’t see the announcement, you're turned away, and instead of understanding, others mock you for missing it. Such an experience wouldn’t just leave you feeling excluded—it could erode trust in a place you once admired. We believe that Hyperliquid’s strength lies in the trust and loyalty of its community. We’re confident that by including us, you’ll reinforce this trust and show that every contributor, past or present, matters in the journey ahead. Please see the link below for personal accounts shared by members of the Hyperliquid community who, like all of us, hold no ill-will towards the project and humbly ask for a resolution. Thank you for your time and for considering our heartfelt appeal. We’d be happy to take any steps necessary to work towards a resolution, and we remain committed to supporting this project in every way we can. hypermissors.substack.com/p/empowering-e… CC: @haralabob @gmoneynft @JackNiewold @VenomCrypto_ @MadameFUD @0xMakesy @0xAmol @cryptofishx @1984_is_today @ZoomerOracle @bitcoinPalmer @graywa










Waking up each day is harder than the last. Same with going to bed. Life changing money to escape a deep dark hell instead has dug me even deeper psychologically, all because I didn’t click a button. @hyperliquidX please help. Or any others, how can I move past this. Ive tried organizing people , finding others going through it, I don’t know what else I can do at this point. Im sorry for the tags but you’re the some of the few I’ve seen with a presence here who have acknowledged anything about this and expressed some understanding @stevenyuntcap @cometcalls @notthreadguy @TheCryptoNexus @muzzyvermillion @bitcoinpalmer @jackniewold @1984_is_today @graywa @cryptofishx @migokokoko