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@YappingAlien Kinda the whole point is that they're not endless

But...

@IvystormVt_ I'll just pick up amphetamines instead

You receive $22,000 a week for life but you can never drink coffee/redbull again. Would you take the deal??

@acid4096dx @noinconsistency the greatest rapist nation in history vs the greatest rapist nation of today

@noinconsistency in Japan though so it's just homeless man calling another homeless man a broke ass

beast mode

@tensorfied_ This dude doesn't even know about the yaoi hole

im always confused about how child birth works in mpreg cuz that child sure as hell not coming outta some man’s 2mm wide asshole..

@SamaHoole Its generally expected for people to stop playing with dolls before like 8, good on you for breaking the mold

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere." Farmer: "Where did they get it?" Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere." Activist: "From... eating?" Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it." Activist: "The soil?" Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from." Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere." Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it." Activist: "Then just don't have the cow." Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle." Activist: "It's not that simple." Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

@TheGusst2Gamer @happyroadkill the tower is some massive (usually bad) change, the devil means feelings of entrapment, the 10 of swords indicated disaster, and reversed temperence means some kind of imbalance causing bad shit to happen, basically she gonna fucking die if she hit that cartie

@happyroadkill I need someone with tarot knowledge to analyze that tarot pull

VIXEN: The She-Witch! is weening off the yart

@LilithLovett Didn't you know, AI has always stood for "actually indians"

Why are they only doing 8-hr shifts if they're robots? Why did that robot touch his head? -...It's Indians pretending to be robots again isn't it?

@a44334241552455 @tivstippi Me (being very woke): "you should break up with your partner if they aren't sexually available whenever you want"

@tivstippi Literally what?? There’s no way yall are This retarded. If your partner Does Not Want to have sex with You, Why Are You Together? Don’t watch porn when you’re in a relationship because that’s what the relationship is for. If you’re not getting what you need, LEAVE

Don’t like how people talk about having a partner is the same as owning a free use Fleshlight

@OddOnnion mmmmmmmmh, ogrin

Warhammer Race Swap!

@ravingraven_ Comic store or coffee spot, she loves that shit

where are yall evanescia pulling spots?

@DissidentWire who?

Richard Strocher is currently on life support. Follow: @DissidentWire

@Distrbeachboy great character, awful trailer

What do you guys think of Evanescia?

@honkaistarrail Silver wolf got a custom car

"🎁Event With Rewards" Evanescia Character Trailer: "Her Daily Life" | Honkai: Star Rail 📺: youtu.be/fGm2X5XkwpY And so once again, the day is saved! Let's give thanks to this nameless girl for keeping us protected! English Voice: Evanescia — Nathalie Ferare Follow this account and repost/quote this post to participate in the event 20 lucky winners will be randomly selected to receive gift cards worth approximately 25 USD. Deadline: 2026/5/18 23:59 (UTC+8) Download the Game hoyo.link/WGikNdmpU ▼ View Detailed Event Rules: hoyo.link/Fg6K6jFvG #HonkaiStarRail #StarRail #Evanescia

@hedgebrush Who wins, the guard, or the guard with pulse guns and 3 hot meals a day

>"ooh the Imperial Guard are so tough they're the real badasses of 40k" Weakest gue'vesa:

@nocontextmemes this video always gets me just because he stays looking at his friend when the car stops, even when being dragged out hes staring at his betrayer, hillarious

@bea_forond71779 @PMoonconfession Gregor x Jiaoqiu?

@PMoonconfession Outis x jing yuan (I have nothing for gregor, im sorry 💔) Bonus crackship: hohenheim x ruan mei

I think everyone should start making crackships of their favorite characters. Behold, Ishyuan. - pinkprosthetic

@SarahBurssty Eat a bunch of different vitamins and see if you start feeling better

Is there legitimately a way to tell if I'm deprived of the Vitamin?

@LastWhtBCourier @RINGT4IL I wouldn't say most But certainly more then people like to admit

@RINGT4IL Really people say Disney ruined Star Wars, but outside of the ST most of the works have been pretty good.

One thing that isn't talked about enough in terms of Star Wars is how much better post-buyout/Disney era Lucasfilm depicts Vader. Pre-2014 expanded media nerfed him heavy and turned him into a depressed and regretful little puppy. Post-2014, he's space Jason Voorhees. Run.

@metamorgue Brezhnev says hello

NIKITA KHRUSHCHEV JUST SHATTERED ALL OVER MY FUCKING LAPTOP

@uqwertise Backyard, outdoors but not public Park, outdoors and public Bathroom, public but not outdoors

If you dont know the difference between "outdoors" and "public" youre not of the age of consent yet