helth

@chrissvector @insurrealist mosaic of slop

why the fuck do some people just straight up eat Half Life assets

@pepeXBT kiss

$doge ~ the green dorito strikes again

@raven_brah fade out

@neilhar chainlink

A lot of people outside (and inside) the industry don't know how big of a deal the Clarity Act is - it is beyond underpriced. here are just four reasons why: 1. It legitimizes crypto as a permanent part of the U.S. financial infrastructure. Crypto is no longer a fringe technology or policy issue 2. Unlocks institutional participation with clear rules of the road, less legal risk for exchanges, custodians, fintechs, banks, asset managers. This has already started but will explode. 3. Continued from #2, the number of crypto related IPOs and M&A will shock everyone to the upside 4. More assets become institutionally investable as managers will be able to underwrite regulatory risk better. We have been fixated (understandably so) on one piece of language within the broader act that the upside of this passing will catch everyone off guard.

@talnottowel not right now no

is anyone doing anything

@dazza9x vending series the best

They don’t always have to be holo

@brainlety love the corocoro cards

i just purchased one of the two (joint same time release) Pokemon TCG cards ever released this is one of the most important pokemon cards to ever exist by the way

@CL207 carbs for strangling

tried UOVO at santa monica, the restaurant ben pasternak had a date and claimed it was the best pasta hes had ordered the cacio e pepe with cauliflower, 7/10; food was gas, very good strangling pasta

@autythm 😀

@13helth lmao I got it after like 5s

curry nigger

@aidansetup clean

setup pics #desksetup

@dounbug aye caramba

@skumWgmi @yodatrading1 67

The most honest conversation I ever had was a 67 year old cab driver at 2am. He said: "I worked my whole life so my kids wouldn't have to do what I did. They're doing worse." Then we just sat in silence for like 6 blocks. Some truths don't need a response.

@autythm ?

you can jerk yourself off in the mirror but only on the cock

@flocko #trebuchettheelderly

my grandpa bought a four-bedroom home at age 23 and he worked in a traffic cone factory #LaunchBoomersIntoTheStratosphereWithACartoonishlyLargeCatapult

@ChainLinkGod bear market

Genuinely WTF is going on with DeFi this month? Just an insane number of code exploits, oracle exploits, bridge hacks, and key compromises: LayerZero | $292M | April 18 | rsETH bridge exploit Drift Trade | $285M | April 1 | Compromised Admin + Fake Token Price Manipulation Rhea Lend | $18.4M | April 16 | Fake Collateral Exploit Grinex | $15M | April 16 | Hot wallet hack Sweat Foundation | $3.5M | April 29 | Refund_first & Refund_second Logic Exploit Volo Vault | $3.5M | April 21 Hyperbridge | $2.5M | April 12 | Fake State Proof BSC TMM/USDT | $1.67M | April 4 | Reserve Manipulation Attack Purrlend | $1.5M | April 25 | Fake Bridge Address Giddy | $1.3M | April 23 | Incomplete EIP-712 Signature Coverage Aftermath Perps | $1.14M | April 29 | Fee-Accounting Logic Flaw Aethir | $423K | April 9 | Acces Control Exploit Singularity Finance | $413K | April 27 | Oracle Misconfiguration Exploit Dango | $410K | April 13 | Donate Negative Amounts Hack Silo V2 | $392K | April 3 | Misconfigured Oracle Exploit Syndicate | $330K | April 29 | Commons Bridge Exploit ZetaChain | $300K | April 27 | GatewayEVM Contracts Exploit JUDAO | $228K | April 28 | Flashloan Exploit Scallop Lend | $150K | April 26 Quant | $138K | April 28 | Access Control Exploit Zerion Wallet | $100K | April 14 | Hot Wallet Compromise via Social Engineering Kipseli | $80K | April 22 | Flawed Quoting Logic MONA | $60K | April 13 | BurnAddress Accounting Exploit SubQuery Network | $60K | April 12 | Acces Control Exploit Juicebox V3 | $52K | April 20 | borrowFrom Spoof Attack Thetanuts Finance | $50K | April 20 | First Depositor Attack Litecoin | April 26 | Zero-Day Bug & DDoS Exploit

@PJ11819211 what was her biome score tho

I wish people knew Bryan Johnson is a clout chaser optimizing his posts and actions for shock value and intrigue, if you want to see how Johnson is actually like behind close doors then see what he did to his ex wife.

@ClairHawk_Cap would be nice to be able to buy in australia

$LINK $GLNK. More people are starting to wake up to this ridiculous asymmetric setup on chainlink options. Dec 18th 2026 expiration 16 calls . I have about 100 as you can see in screenshot but I might buy another 50-100 today. Too good of a risk/reward Liquidity is still thin right now, which is exactly why moves feel explosive even on small inflows. You’re already seeing it… a bit of buying pressure and these contracts are up ~30% just like that. Here’s the big kicker, If you actually believe Chainlink has a real move in it (even 30-50% over the next few months), you don’t just get paid on on the price, you get paid on IV expansion too. As more people buy in on the hype as Chainlink pumps, demand for these contracts rises exponentially , premiums get bid up, and you’re literally making money even if the underlying hasn’t fully caught up yet. Right now: Still early Still low attention Still thin liquidity Later: Higher volume Higher IV Way more expensive to enter That’s the window. Positioning now to reap benefits later in this ridiculous risk reward lol Worst case, you lose what you put in (that’s options). So risk management is key here but: Best case, if Chainlink really runs (2–3x+), this kind of positioning gets stupid very quickly. Not saying it will for sure, nothing is a guarantee in the markets. Just saying this is what asymmetric setups look like before the crowd shows up. Not financial advice. Just how I’m looking at it. Best case scenario- 1M gains from 7.5k risk Worst case- I loose 7.5k I’ll take this bet any day Same thing I did with $PLTR AND $HOOD NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE

@__NJ__KS id on pants? 💓

23歳、社会人2年目、1R、一人暮らし

@chimpfone :(

Hahahahhhahahahaha