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I'm a "hate me when I'm there and miss me when gone" kind of person.

Not everyone that helps you is your friend and not everyone you fight is your enemy.

@MoonHealing I haven’t taking a nap since 1998.

You need a nap

Anyone else feel like they worked a week today?

If I don't ask it's only because I really don't care.

This is not the tweet you wanted. But the tweet you deserved.

I feel bad for people who don’t own a dog.

I don't burn bridges, I just don't build them.

It’s not free. Someone already paid for it.

I think if Corona has taught us anything... it’s that modern day Americans are not used to sacrifice.

A lot of lonely people here

I'm 47 and still say "Yes Ma'am/Sir and No Ma'am/Sir" to the elderly .... It's called respect.

I can walk by a mirror and totally ignore it; my fridge is another story.

I need constant reminders to drink water, but I need zero reminders to drink 27 cups of coffee.

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining...

i need good coffee, a great book and some hope in my heart

I never thought I’d see the day where gas was cheaper than toilet paper but here we are.

If you're truly a good person, you shouldn't have to tell me you are.