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Vance is confused as he reads off his speech: What is uhh.. this... What is uhhh.... Zach, you're gonna have to help me out with her name here. I lost my page here. Okay, alright. Okay there we go. Sarah Trone Garriott. I- I- I'm- I'm- I'm on the wrong page here

@OccupyDemocrats It was all about Netandyahooo and making money for Krasnov and his Mespoche. Pope Leo XIV 👍

BREAKING: Trump, who started a pointless war, accuses Pope Leo XIV of "endangering a lot of Catholics" by not supporting the illegal conflict in an absurd new attack. He just keeps digging this hole deeper and deeper... “I think he’s endangering a lot of Catholics and a lot of people,” Trump told right-wing commentator Hugh Hewitt. “But I guess if it’s up to the pope, he thinks it’s just fine for Iran to have a nuclear weapon.” To point out an undeniable fact for the thousandth time: Iran was not pursuing a nuclear weapon. Our intelligence agencies admitted as much and Ayatollah Khamenei — who Trump assassinated at the start of this war — had a religious edict in place banning the development of such weapons. The truth is simple. Trump started this war because Israel asked him to, because their strategic objective is to destabilize Iran to the point of collapse, making it easier for them to territorially expand in the Middle East. No American interests were at stake. It's Trump who has endangered Catholics, and indeed the entire world, by starting a war that could easily tip over into a global conflict. And that's to say nothing of the spreading economic suffering that this war and the resulting closure of the Strait of Hormuz will cause. Under this president, the world has become a more dangerous, less stable place. Thankfully, Pope Leo is here to push back against the encroaching darkness with compassion and clear moral leadership. Please ❤️ and share if you stand with Pope Leo!

@mjfree The White House would have to be fumigated before I would visit it. It contains too much dirt and negative energy....and we need ⬇️

Would you visit The White Trash House if you were invited?

Der Kreml hat plötzlich behauptet, dass „der Westen einen Eisernen Vorhang um Russland errichtet“. Und wie sollte der Vorhang sein? Ein Biskuitvorhang? Natürlich ist es der Wunsch der zivilisierten Welt, sich fest vom menschenfressenden Land abzuschotten. Vom ewigen Gulag. Bevor man Dummheiten begeht, sollte man über ihre Folgen nachdenken. Der Einmarsch in die Ukraine war eine schreckliche Dummheit, ein Ausdruck von Wahnsinn. Aber es geht nicht nur um den Krieg selbst. Der Einmarsch „schlachtete“ Russland, enthüllte seine Geschwüre, die von den Tscheka-Würmern befallen waren. Er zeigte die Niedertracht, die Lügenhaftigkeit und die absolute Unangepasstheit Russlands in der modernen Welt. Um sich zu blamieren und alle Mythen über sich selbst zu zerstören, hat Russland Billionen von Dollar und Millionen von Leben ausgegeben. Alles wurde von seinem Volk verstanden und begeistert akzeptiert. Die Ideale sowie die Prinzipien des Lebens und der Regierung Russlands haben sich seit dem Jahr 1937 nicht geändert. Der Westen errichtet einen „Eisernen Vorhang“ um Russland, erklärte das Außenministerium „Die Westler errichten mit einer Energie, die für bessere Zwecke verwendet werden könnte, einen neuen "Eisernen Vorhang" und versuchen, den von ihnen provozierten Bruch der sozioökonomischen, handelspolitischen, transportbezogenen, zwischenmenschlichen, kulturellen und historischen Beziehungen, die in der Region nicht nur Jahre, sondern Jahrhunderte lang aufgebaut wurden, unumkehrbar zu machen.“ t.me/nevzorovtv/337…

*BRITISH WRITER PENS THE BEST DESCRIPTION OF TRUMP* Someone asked "Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?" Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote the following response: A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump's limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief. Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don't say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it's a fact. He doesn't even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty. Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn't just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness. There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It's all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don't. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He's not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He's more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege. And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless or female – and he kicks them when they are down. So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think 'Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy' is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that: • Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and most are. • You don't need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man. This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it's impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

@JamesTate121 @istdochechtegal All of this ⬆️

@DurrwangerFranz Herzlichen Glückwunsch Franz 🎉 lass Dich feiern 🎂🥂

Guten Morgen liebe Demokrat*innen und einen erfolgreichen Wochenteilertag. Mir ist etwas unerklärliches passiert. Gestern Abend ging ich als 77-jähriger schlafen und heute bin ich als 78-jähriger aufgewacht. Wie kann sowas denn passieren?

@littlewisehen @Johnbop7 Ähem...

Ein bissel Schwund ist vollkommen normal… 😱

While standing directly behind President Trump, RFK JR says: 70% of adults are obese or overweight.

@Wattwurmhein @sonja_weihrauch Moin Hein 😀

@1964Appel @sonja_weihrauch Huhu 👋

🧐Seid ihr noch alle da?

Ich habe an einem Witz über eine Mumie gearbeitet, aber ich war mir nicht sicher, wie ich ihn verpacken soll.

#wazifubo Augenärztin …. Kontrolle, aber ein paar gedrückte Daumen wären schön

@lu_eder Für einfach alles Mögliche gibt es eine Klientel 😉

Dinge, die via Amazon verkauft werden: Dampfgegartes Hähnchen, gefüllt mit Spinat und Käse, 2,5 kg Nur 77,50 €

@Ricarda_Lang @sauer_jochen @BerlinReporter ...und das ist gut so ☺️

@BerlinReporter So schnell werdet ihr mich nicht los 😘

Jedes Statement von Friedrich Merz in den letzten Tage war eine Mischung aus Defensive und moralischem Ermahnen - wahlweise des Koalitionspartners oder der Bürger. Keine Idee, kein Ziel, kein Plan nach vorne.

@1964Appel 😊🤝

#WirVerlassenX Ich nicht.

@sonja_weihrauch @ULTRAKAERL #IchBleibe

Mal ne Frage? Wer bleibt und hält dagegen? Ich fange an🙋‍♀️ #IchBleibe

@Ella_von_T ....und täglich grüßt das Murmeltier... nicht kommunikativ, typisch AfD!

1. Scheuer spricht. 2. Weidel unterbricht ihn. 🤡 3. Weidel kennt seinen Namen nicht. 🤡 4. Scheuer äußert seine Meinung zu Höcke, den Weidel selbst wegen Nähe zum NS aus der Partei ausschließen wollte. 🤡 5. Weidel verlässt das Studio. 🤡 Meinungsfreiheit by AfD.

@littlewisehen @Metamorview Gehirnakrobat 🙈

Niemand weiß was… 🤡