Rob Dicken

The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial. #1PUN

@Dominos_UK X ruined Twitter

tell a sad story in 3 words

@jslovechild Tres bon! Mon petit dejeuner dans la Spoons avec une pinte de la noir stuff

Le petit dejeuner.

Strange situation where we await a statement from Iran to check whether there's any truth to what US president is saying.

BREAKING: Iran has reportedly pledged to use 1% of the oil profits they’re making now that Trump lifted the sanctions to buy land near Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach and build wind turbines.

Here’s a snippet of video of a pop quiz I put on at The Pot of Beer in Birmingham in 1993 with Alex James (Blur), Rat (Ned’sAtomic Dustbin), Clint Mansell (PWEI), Rags and Jeffers (FMB), Ted Chippington and Stuart Maconie among others

@StokeyyG2 Neither. They're both going down 😎

Spurs’s final 7 Premier League fixtures and West Ham’s final 7 fixtures… Who stays up?

@floboflo Heard the fighting was the result of historical opposing views of those from the Sunni-derlands v the Shiarers

Muslims?

@ScottishFootyFC Dundee United seem to be coping quite well on it.

Dundee United’s pitch is an absolute disgrace. What an embarrassment for Scottish football.

@CrossCountryUK just a quick hat tip to your train announcer Rico on the XC3187 service yesterday afternoon. He kept passengers smiling with his upbeat announcements. He even did a passable impression of the Black Country accent as we approached Wolverhampton station! 👏👏👏

USA : "Maybe we'll just take ALL OUR TROOPS out of the UK." Us ...

@maroonajambo True. I was in Coventry visiting my daughter. Even though I ordered my meal at 11.55 it still counts as a breakfast! Debated whether to stay and watch Blaze v Flyers tonight but decided to go home instead. Tough win today. 3 points was always the end goal though.

@1970RobD Spoons is only for breakfast 🍳

😋

Tony Benn's "Don't arab women weep when their children die, doesn't bombing strengthen their resolve?" Is as relevant now as it was 25 years ago.

A very happy birthday to Ray Dorset of Mungo Jerry and a throwback to the lean early years, when they were so poor they had to share one beard between the four of them

Jesus saves, but millions save with British Gas

MANCHESTER 👇👇👇 coldwarsteve.com/2026/03/20/oh-…

Thinking of getting into the old opinion piece writing business myself tbh 🪶 🤔

Don’t let him near Kurt Zouma

Too many people are too polite to say this. But mass rituals in public places is an act of domination. The druids are taking over.