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@NobodymrRobert Fixing

What's this called.

@antibearthesis Why wait 5 years when can put it all on black on the roulette table, and pay back the loan the next day.

How to make $1,000,000 (easy): • Borrow $1M at 3% • Place it in the S&P 500 at 15% • Wait 5 years → $2M • Pay back the loan, keep $1M Why aren’t you doing this?

@604RAW Should of never been there in the first place

Liberal MP and former Environment Minister Steven Guilbeault has announced he is resigning his seat in Parliament later this summer

@Mappy6984 Drugs are bad

Well if you ever felt like a pos. This guy takes the cake

@Mikek79756737 @iamkennethchan Raise increase to match what the government gave themselves.

@iamkennethchan They make nearly $40 per hour. How much should someone who drives a bus make?

JUST IN... 99% of Metro Vancouver's transit bus drivers and SeaBus workers have voted in favour of strike action, #Unifor has announced. #TransLink's CMBC employs 5,000+ of these workers. This comes just weeks before the FIFA World Cup. #vanpoli #vanre dailyhive.com/vancouver/unif…

@iamkennethchan @steeletalk Who was the 1%

@edyang73 @iamkennethchan I walked from around 29th station to the A&B sound on marine drive

@iamkennethchan I despise bus drivers. One of their lengthy strikes in the 90s forced my mother to have to walk 33 blocks each way to work.

@TheBoysTV Wait wasn’t homelander stripped of his dignity and killed????? Will he rise again

No new episode today, so how about Homelander's full address for a fix.

@SatireSquadHQ Where do we apply

Trump may have finally figured out how to collapse Canada in 90 days flat?🤔 🇺🇸🍁 The Golden Maple Visa. “𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐦.” —President Trump

🚨 Anthropic just showed a 27-minute workshop on how to actually do prompts for Claude. Taught by the people who built it. Free. No registration. No paywall. I've seen $300 courses that don't cover what they teach in the first 8 minutes. Watch it and bookmark it now.

@fw_Badman Always wonder why he didn’t kill them sooner

Has anyone counted exactly how many times Homelander let the Boys live up until the end?

@Cryptoboyy_Aji Don’t be a chump. Build your own portfolio and secure your freedom

I remember the day my dad got laid off. He came home early. Sat at the kitchen table. Didn’t say anything for a long time. 28 years at the same company. $52,000 a year. Same desk. Same commute. Same handshake every Christmas party. They called him into HR on a Tuesday morning and handed him a folder. 2 weeks severance. $2,000. A COBRA packet at $1,400 a month he couldn’t afford and a thank you for your service. He was 54. Too young for Medicare. Too old to start over. Too proud to tell us how scared he was. He spent the next 4 years working part time jobs at $14 an hour. Not to retire comfortably. Not to build anything. Just to keep health insurance so a hospital bill wouldn’t finish what the layoff started. 28 years. $1.4 million in value given to that company. And they never called to check on him once. I will never forget that kitchen table moment. That’s when I learned that no company will ever love you back.

@Andrew_The_PA M

This will save me from having to clean 750 dishes over time $22 at Sam’s Club

This is a quick (and cheap) solution for preventing gym flooring from separating from Alan Thrall. You simply take an $.85 rafter mending plate and hammer the flooring over it to keep them together. It works with the 3/4" horse stall mats, but applies to thinner rubber flooring as well.

@Dallas_Brodie Zero graves and counting

Far-left NDP MP Leah Gazan is demanding more money to find more "unmarked graves" but she noticeably doesn't actually mention excavations. The Reconciliation Industry wants more unproven claims to grift off of but they don't want to actually get to the bottom of the claims they make. By the way, the Kamloops 215 anniversary is tomorrow. Join us tomorrow on the steps of the B.C. Legislature.

@DegenerateNews @chooserich

NEW: @chooserich TELLS MAD UNDERWATER HOLDERS OF A SOLANA MEMECOIN TO CHANGE THEIR MINDSET, GET OUT OF THE TRENCHES AND GO GET A FUCKING JOB

@lauren_w67 No way he is pulling those gas cans out of the truck like that

Not a single cuss word btw 🥀

@Adukeadexoxo This happened to me in real life before

This scene is insanely hilarious 🤣 🔥

@akafaceUS I’ll take thing that are not true for $1000 Alex

This is how alcohol changes your face.

@beccaxoxo523 3

Men which of these body shape would you choose?