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@clamanna Still working with word for work updates is crazy xd

In the last month, people have been using Copilot Cowork to do amazing things – from building inbox workflows to sales campaigns. And I’m excited to share three big updates to help you accomplish even more: 1) mobile on iOS and Android so you can delegate work from anywhere, 2) skills to help you reuse and scale how work is done and 3) new plugins + connectors to bring your data into the flow of work. I’ve been testing these updates out – here’s a quick demo of how I’ve been using mobile in my daily work.

Greg Abel had Warren Buffett speak at start of the 2026 Berkshire Hathaway AGM. Buffett spent most of it praising Tim Cook, seated a few rows behind next to John Ternus. Since 2016, Berkshire’s $35B initial investment officially grew to $185B. “About 10 years ago, we made a commitment to move 10% of Berkshire Hathaway resources and turn it over to a person who was not well known at the time. We did that by roughly spending $35B to buy stock in Apple. We turned that money over to Apple to essentially make Berkshire look good without any work by us…which is our preferred way of operating. Ten years later, the $35B — counting dividends, realized appreciation and unrealized appreciation — has turned into $185B pretax. And I didn’t have to do a damn thing. Our largest holding is still Apple [$60B+]. When Tim Cook went into the top position at Apple [in 2011], he succeeded a legend. Steve Jobs. Everyone in America knew his name. Not many knew Tim’s name. Steve did these marvelous things, developing products and he had an untimely death. Everyone asked who would run the company. […] How would you like to step in the shoes of Steve and come through with [Cook’s record]? It’s one of the miracles of American business management. Anyway, thank you Tim.”

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Stromberg ist Bundeskanzler geworden.

Interesting! Anthropic spent $10B building a model so dangerous they wouldn't release it to the public. then a private Discord group accessed it because they guessed the URL. Cybersecurity is officially a comedy.

Black Snape just released a Harry Potter diss track

You accidentally say "Hello" to Claude and it consumes 4% of your session limit.

🚨PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCED THE NEW WORLD ORDER! 🤯 🇺🇸 President Trump says: America is finishing its objective and then stepping back. - No more world policing. - No more automatic protection. - No more guarantees. “The Strait… that’s not for us. That will be for France. That will be for whoever’s using it.”

Donald Trump 🇺🇸: “NATO is zero without America” Italian PM Meloni 🇮🇹: “Cool… so should we shut down your bases, cut trade, or just storm McDonald’s? 🤔” [Satire]

@WhiteHouse this a joke account?

“All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you…” - President Donald J. Trump

Diese 25 Minuten lohnen sich: @ProfRieck ist so richtig sauer. Und das zurecht. Die Steuererhöhungspläne der Regierung auf den Punkt gebracht: youtu.be/1_hMgspTOPc

Es wird so laufen: Die Steuererhöhungen kommen, dann werden die Mehreinnahmen genutzt, um die krassen Haushaltslücken zu stopfen und jeder Ansatz von Entlastungen bleibt am Ende aus. Und Merz bricht damit das x-te Wahlversprechen. Diese Union braucht niemand mehr. Gute Nacht!

Bush declared victory six weeks into the Iraq War... It went on for eight years. Trump may do the same.

@bundeskanzler lol

Was wir an Regulierung nicht brauchen, muss weg. Es muss sich etwas bewegen in Europa und zwar im Grundsätzlichen. Und deshalb ist die Rolle der Bundesregierung in Europa ganz wesentlich: Wir sind Antreiber in Sachen Bürokratierückbau.

@VersoEuropa just 20years to late

Officially launched: EU Inc, the ultimate game changer for tech in Europe.

Geht gerade richtig steil 👇 Einfach mal sacken lassen! #Priebshow

Ohne Worte...🧐🧐🤥🤥🤔🤔

Ich bin da ganz bei Knacki dem Unzerbrechlichen...

Schuldenorgie ist Lügenorgie: Laut ifo-Institut wurden in den letzten 12 Monaten 95% der zusätzlichen Schulden ZWECKENTFREMDET, also nicht für Infrastruktur etc. verwendet, wie versprochen, sondern zum Stopfen von Haushaltslöchern etc.