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This ruined my day… respectfully, here you go
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He made this rat and turned it into a pencil case where you can sharpen the pencil using its rear-end. Trillion-dollar idea
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Whole Foods hot bar is pure slop
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If you eat from the Whole Foods hot bar I’m going to assume you are mentally retarded
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I am going to say this loudly for those in the back of class.
PROTEIN BARS suck ass.
They should never be a regular part of your diet.
They are a highly processed trash food which use cheap protein, additives and artificial sweeteners that will fuck your stomach up.
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@paulsaladinomd Where can I find a Lineage bar out in the wild? Do they grow on trees or do you hunt them?
Protein bars are processed foods at the end of the day and yes technically sardines from a can are as well but it’s one natural ingredient.
Congrats on a clean bar though.
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Out here eating a “bpa bomb”.
Still healthier than a Lineage Protein Bar. @paulsaladinomd
Paul Saladino, MD@paulsaladinomd
The sweetness in our bar comes from two real-food ingredients: raw organic honey (glyphosate free honey from @eatlineage) and organic coconut nectar. The total amount of sugar in the whole bar is less than one tablespoon of honey. The label says “added sugar" b/c the FDA requires honey and coconut nectar to be listed as added sugars when used in a multi-ingredient product, even though they are minimally processed whole-food sweeteners with their own natural nutrient profiles. On their own, neither would carry that label. The regulation is a classification rule, not a judgment on quality. Raw honey contains trace enzymes, antioxidants, and amino acids. Coconut nectar is lower on the glycemic index than table sugar and retains minerals from the coconut palm. Neither behaves in your body the way refined cane sugar does. These are real food forms of sugar. Want some PMIDs to back up that statement? 2951092 19817641 36834366 P.S. Is it a little ironic that this post is from a guy named Danish and my last name is Saladino? I think so!
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The most controversial protein bar ever? 😏
Our @eatlineage real-food protein bar went viral—tons of love, some hate. Let's address the critics head-on:
“But 12g added sugar…”: FDA labels organic honey, wild blueberries, organic strawberries + coconut nectar as “added sugars.” These aren't refined sucrose and studies show honey causes lower blood glucose spikes than sucrose, with enzymes/polyphenols/minerals intact. Healthier metabolic/gut flora response. This is all we use to sweeten the bars!
“But plastic packaging…”: We test rigorously, every batch 100% free of detectable microplastics, heavy metals, pesticides, mycotoxins. No other bar tests this hard. Should we release the next batch in sheep stomach wrapper next? 😂 Stay tuned for the ultimate ancestral packaging.
“Why collagen?”: Grass-fed whey + collagen = better amino balance (glycine/hydroxyproline offsets methionine). Whey crushes for muscle; collagen supports joints/skin/hair/gut. Recent studies show whey-collagen blends boost myofibrillar AND connective tissue protein synthesis better than whey alone.
“High-quality protein?”: PDCAAS 0.86—very high (perfect is 1, most bars are far lower). We beat the pants off competitors in head-to-head; full results soon.
“Real food first… hypocrite?”: Real food is king. But steak/eggs/salmon suck at the gym, airport, or with kids on-the-go. You asked for the cleanest, most convenient real-food protein bar: 20g grass-fed protein + tallow + honey + berries. No junk. You’re welcome.
Proudest launch ever. Best bar created. Grab it: lineageprovisions.com/bar
Controversial or just honest? 🔥 @eatlineage
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@MattKaramazov @AlexAndBooks_ What few would you recommend the most?
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In 2023 YouGov surveyed 29,000+ Americans to see how many books the average person has in their home.
Here were the results:
• ZERO books: 9%
• 1–10 books: 20%
• 11–25 books: 14%
• 26–50 books: 13%
• 51–100 books: 12%
• 101–200 books: 10%
• 201–500 books: 7%
• 501–1,000 books: 4%
• 1,000+ books: 3%
How many books do you have in your library?
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@deezynut @paleonormie People in Detroit don't even eat Detroit style pizza
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Advances in frozen pizza technology have rendered these places obsolete
SweetMarie@Oceanbreeze473
Things are getting real - one of Domino’s largest franchisees has just filed for bankruptcy protection, and Papa John’s reports that 300 of its stores are underperforming.
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@TricksterMi @MustangLounge What’s it like living there? I’ve been looking at land and homes for a while on the island.
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2 of the BEST quality ground beefs in supermarkets
Use @oasishealthapp to see where your beef ranks👀
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@paulsaladinomd @eatlineage Packaging is made of plastic, no thanks
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Our new bar from @eatlineage tested 100% free of microplastics.
We achieved this through a proprietary packaging made from a blend of collagen, tallow and unicorn farts.
This bar will change the protein bar game: <200cals, 20g protein, all real food.
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@paulsaladinomd @eatlineage Will I get pink eye from the unicorn farts?
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