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@TheGriftReport £200 a night is not expensive 😂😂 it’s average for an air b&b with a hot tub lol. And cheaper than I’ve paid for a shit hotel in London in the summer… What point are you trying to make here? 🤦🏼‍♀️😂
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Grifty@TheGriftReport·
Keir Starmer jetted off for a four-day luxury family Easter break at a £200-a-night four-star boutique hotel in Valencia, complete with rooftop bar and pool. While lounging in the sun and sipping café con leche in a public square, Trump was issuing ultimatums to “obliterate” Iran’s power plants and warning Tehran they’d be “living in Hell.” Starmer stayed put despite the escalating crisis, five years after he slammed Boris Johnson for holidaying as Kabul fell, declaring: “You cannot coordinate an international response from the beach.” Macron spent the weekend on emergency calls with Trump and Iran’s president. Starmer? Not so much. Priorities
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Emmi@happyfionn·
just saw #that picture. yeah im out, im not even watching it for z anymore im sorry
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OWEN@notowenleonard·
YOU ARE TELLING ME THIS WAS A LIVE BROADCAST OF A CONCERT AND NOT A MUSIC VIDEO?!?! #SABCHELLA
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Keir Starmer
Keir Starmer@Keir_Starmer·
Kanye West should never have been invited to headline Wireless. This government stands firmly with the Jewish community, and we will not stop in our fight to confront and defeat the poison of antisemitism. We will always take the action necessary to protect the public and uphold our values.
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NASA@NASA·
@alltooriah Tell your cat the Artemis II crew said pspsps
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Chim@CoachChim·
UK is a strange place. Bob Vylan is blacklisted pretty much everywhere whilst Kanye West who rocked diamond swastikas and made a song with a video called Heil Hitler….aaaaaand said slavery was a choice gets welcomed to wireless with open arms. All strange
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Path of Men
Path of Men@PathOfMen_·
"Politicians and diapers must be changed often and for the same reason" - Mark Twain
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ITV x is so shit. Why is it constantly out of sync !!! @ITVX
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@yducknow·
Listening to my dad tell the same story for the 100th time and acting like it’s the first time. Because maybe one day I’ll wish I could hear it again.
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Peter Twinklage
Peter Twinklage@PeterTwinklage·
Moo Deng walked so Punch the Monkey could run so the Corgi who led seven kidnapped dogs across highways and fields could soar
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ʎ ǝ l ʎ ɐ ɥ@1HayJay·
This is objectively very funny.
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The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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ʎ ǝ l ʎ ɐ ɥ@1HayJay·
Had worse Tuesdays, cocktails hot tubs and a beautiful sunset! 🥰
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Freyy@Freyy_is·
dear apple, the iPod needs to come back. not for nostalgia. for the parents who want their kids to love music and audiobooks without a browser, social media, and the whole internet attached to it
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