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@clipartfarm @patrickbetdavid Impossible, dude gargles trumps balls daily. Insane

@patrickbetdavid Bro really brought obama into this and tried to make Trump look like the winner Good Lord Patrick get Trumps Nuts out of your mouth Please try to be at least a little bit objective 😂😂😂😂

There is a lot of noise surrounding the potential US/Iran deal. Here’s what the rumors are so far: - Iran has agreed to give up its stockpile of highly enriched uranium. Iran currently has 400 kg of highly enriched uranium. Enough for 11 nuclear bombs. - The US would begin a phased unfreezing of Iran’s $6b to $30b in cash. - The Strait of Hormuz will open up. - Iran won’t charge a penny for ships to pass through. No $2m toll fee. - The US agrees to relieve some of the sanctions. - War ENDS on all fronts with Lebanon. - US forces near Iran to withdraw. - 30 to 60 days to finalize the nuclear deal. If true, that’s a massive victory for the President. Here are the winners and losers. Winners: 1. American people. Oil prices will likely fall. Shipping insurance costs drop. Inflation pressure eases. 2. The President 3. Global markets. 4. Stock market. 5. Gulf states. Temporary tension eliminated. I have them as both winners and losers. 6. IRGC gains legitimacy. They’re not Venezuela. Whether anyone likes it or not. Including myself. 7. China is a major winner. The Strait of Hormuz hurt them the most. They can spin this to their people that the deal got done after the President left China. 8. Russia relies on Iran being a bit more stable. 9. NATO nations were starting to worry. They were pansies shivering about having to help the US. (They’re also big losers in my eyes) Losers: 1. Iranian people. No one knows what the IRGC will do after this deal to their own people. Their media outlets will say they beat America. That message will 100% be pushed. The Iranian people will be under even more scrutiny by the IRGC. 2. Obama’s administration. This sounds like a much stronger deal than Obama’s administration made. 3. Netanyahu. He wanted regime change or collapse for his legacy, but Trump wasn’t on the same page at the end. 4. NATO was exposed. They showed they don’t have America’s back if shit were to hit the fan. Terrible moment for them. 5. Reza Pahlavi. Another year of not being able to help his people become free. This point will lead to more memes by the RP loyalists but it’s the truth. 6. Gulf states. The IRGC still controls a neighbor capable of firing rockets at surrounding Gulf nations. 7. Iranian proxies and non state actors. Hezbollah, Houthis, and Shia militias will not receive the same funding flow if sanctions are removed under limitations tied to the agreement. 8. Defense contractors and war hawks. They wanted this thing to continue so they could land massive contracts. I’m sure they’re not happy. 9. Oil producers benefiting from high prices. 10. Political extremists on both sides. Those who wanted to see the President lose (woke right) and those pushing for nuclear war. 11. Democrats. They desperately needed this to continue heading into the midterms. They will HATE this deal. Don’t worry, they’ll still find a way to blame Trump. But independents won’t fall for the BS. Democrats and the woke right will follow suit, but not reasonable independents who can see through the nonsense. I predicted this would be done before June 14th. Lots of people pushed back. Obviously, it’s not done yet, and anything can happen, especially when dealing with Iran, but if the President pulls this off, the news outlets, pundits, and influencers will move on to the next issue after they’re done crying nonstop. The greatest 60 days of positive distractions are around the corner. President Trump’s birthday: June 14th US 250 year anniversary: July 4th World Cup: June 11th to July 19th The world will move on, and the President can focus on driving results toward the midterms, Cuba, affordability and other issues. Love him or hate him, he continues to show how fluid his mind is and that he can change his approach depending on whether things do or don’t go his way. Future Looks Bright.

@Pat_Stedman TLDR "i broke the law and was punished for it, boo hoo, poor little me."

On January 6th I followed the crowd into the Capitol and shouted. Police stood by the whole time, hanging out with us and sometimes directing us places. At one point near the House Chambers I was walking downstairs when a trio of some special section, secret service looking men started pointing guns in my direction. Confused and annoyed, I walked the other way and when I saw a normal police officer asked him why they were doing that. He informed me a protestor (Ashli Babbit) had been killed, and advised me to leave the building. I walked towards the exit and after a short rest on the bench I left. I harmed nobody and damaged no property that day and complied with all police orders. What I received for that was a pre-dawn raid at my parents house, where my 1 month post-partum wife and I were staying, on Biden's first day in office. His DOJ had signed the order to arrest me 3 hours after his inauguration. In the subsequent weeks I received death threats online and harassing phone calls, something that would be ongoing for the next few years. I was banned from Meta and Paypal. My wife and I were both debanked by PNC and banned from Airbnb. My wife was detained at the airport for hours with our newborn daughter. I was charged with 4 misdemeanors and the 1512 unconstitutional felony. The government offered to drop the misdemeanors if I pled to the felony. The felony was a lie, so I refused and went to trial. At trial the prosecution for 2 days straight was allowed to show footage to the jury of things that occurred around the Capitol I wasn't present for "for context." When we asked to put forward footage that contradicted the prosecution's "context" we were not allowed. They could show what they wanted, we could not. Police officers were then put on the stand for the next 2 days who cried about their experiences. I had no idea who they were. They admitted they never saw me or interacted with me. Nevertheless like every other J6er, I lost, and was sentenced to 4 years and $22k in fines and restitution. Yet even after the Supreme Court overturned the felony, the judge would not let me out until my misdemeanor sentences of a year were maxed out. Because she can't count she actually kept me in longer - to the extent she intervened at the last minute to make the prison release me on a Sunday, something that is against BOP rules. My family sat outside the prison gates the Friday before practically the whole day waiting in vain because of this pettiness. But the government wasn't satisfied with their pound of flesh: after my release they took me back in for resentencing, to attempt to have me resentenced after the fact to my misdemeanors consecutively, so I'd be taken from my family again and have another 1.5 years behind bars. This time I won, as they had no legal precedent and it skirted on violating double jeopardy since I had served my full prison time. Even still, it cast a cloud over the holidays and cost me another 20k my family couldn't afford. People ask whether prison was bad, and yeah of course prison sucked. It was a hard and violent place. I was present for a stabbing, and was lucky to avoid two fights and a race war. But dealing with Biden's DOJ and the DC Judiciary was the real trauma - they would grind down your spirit by weaponizing the legal system and use the endless procedure to bankrupt you. I had nightmares for months after release that I had somehow been hit with new charges. By the time I was pardoned by President Trump, I had spent literally every single day of Biden's presidency either in prison or under some form of supervision. I had incurred over $300k in legal fees and over $1 million in lost business. It was a reign of terror, and yet it was a mere foreshadowing of what they had planned for anyone else who opposed them under Kamala. The country should never forget it.

@JDVance Unless your name is Rick Scott amongst others of course.

Today, the task force and the DOJ announced a massive take down of two of the largest Medicaid fraud cases in Minnesota state history, as well as the largest autism fraud scheme ever charged by the federal government. Our message is simple: if you’re committing fraud, we will find you, and we won’t rest until justice is served.

@rggoodson @Emolclause so like the pentagon giving contracts to drone companies that Trumps sons are invested in? No issues there dumbfuck? Just like hunter biden except idk..orders of magnitude more corrupt.

@Emolclause Hunter Biden had an on going business interests that occurred only because his father was president of the US. It was influence peddling. That is the difference.

#BREAKING: Morning Joe: “…I’ve got to say what’s so maddening is…I had certain unnamed media people who OBSESSED for YEARS over whether Hunter Biden flew on Air Force Two with Joe Biden to China to meet a businessperson for fifteen minutes, Hunter Biden who is a piker compared to these Trump family members when you look at the BILLIONS of dollars, hundreds of millions of dollars that they are making, it’s just fascinating. Again, they just do it openly, and these same people who literally obsessed for three years over what happened on that Air Force Two plane trip would say NOTHING about this.”🤦‍♀️

@ThisGuyHookah @foxnewspolitics this retard likes 5 dollar gas

@foxnewspolitics I don't care what excuse you need to get rid of Iran terrorism, get rid of Iran Terrorism, it's not that hard to understand.

INTEL BOMBSHELL: Ex-counterterrorism chief says US spy agencies agreed Iran wasn't building a nuke before war started foxnews.com/politics/us-in…

@Not_The_Same_US @fire_starter457 They have been “Two weeks away from a nuke”for 3 decades…give it up, no one with a brain buys that BS

@fire_starter457 And…..you’ve never thought about Iran creating a nuclear weapon. Congrats, tard.

I’m going to be honest, the last 4 times I’ve filled up my gas tank, I thought about many things. None of those things were sharing a bathroom with a trans person, a mom buying soda with her SNAP or whether the guy in front of me in line was documented.

@JoeSlice713 @Kmello35365 @Connormuldowney All to end up with litterally the same deal as Obama🤣 Watch it happen.

what happened to all the idiots who voted for trump because of gas prices?

@Patrickwebb Oh well if the genius Ron Johnson who is totally not a partisan retard says so it MUST be true /s

BREAKING: COVID vaccine revealed to be 55x more deadly than the flu shot, per Ron Johnson.

@binni_2025 @Timodc Liar

You don’t oppose shooting them Tim….when they get shot and murdered you say they deserved it and put it on themselves all because they speak things you don’t like or agree with. You all have let Trump break you and show the true evil inside you. It really is something that needs studied.

Yes. My position is that reporters shouldn’t get dressed up in a tux to have some laughs with the terrible president. I also oppose trying to shoot the president (or anyone). These opinions coexist very easily if you don’t have a baby brain.

@_Patriot_News @anneapplebaum Discovery will be so good in that "defamation" case that is supposedly happening..

"I stand by every single word of this report...I have been inundated by additional sourcing going up to the highest levels of the government, thanking us for doing the work, providing additional corroborating information." Sarah Fitzpatrick on Kash Patel: theatlantic.com/podcasts/2026/…

@DDVeasley @TankPopp @realDailyWire yah murdering us citizens in the street, yay so good bro. Totally winning with that 1. The "president of peace" duped you again huh retard? Enjoy the 5 dollar gas you probably cried about during the last admin. The only landslide is the one coming in the mid terms fuckface.

@TankPopp @realDailyWire I did something last November. You forget that LANDSLIDE?? Everything since has been Pretti Good to me 🤷🏾‍♂️

@RennyShorecrest @taradublinrocks @FBIDirectorKash @splcenter So high functioning that he is the most incompetent FBI director in modern history. His colleagues had to call up "breaching equipment" to get into his hotel room to wake his hungover ass up for work! What a professional! 🤡

@taradublinrocks @FBIDirectorKash @splcenter $3m for informants from a non-profit… you lunatics will go to any length to defend every blade of rotten blue NGO there is. Also, if Cash is an alcoholic he’s one hell of a high functioning one. Get over your partisan ways, you’re defending funds to a hate group.

The money doesn’t lie. The evidence shows the charity who supposedly fought the Klan - FUNDED the Klan. The charity who supposedly fought Neo-nazis - FUNDED Neo-nazis. The SPLC engaged in a massive fraud operation to deceive their donors, funded the very hate groups they claim to oppose, and then hid their operations from the public through shell companies and fake entities. This @FBI and @DAGToddBlanche won’t let them get away with it any longer.

@FrankMarco44337 @JamesSurowiecki they paid one person to be an informant, singular. You guys are so delusional its insane. Just another distraction from the worst admin in American history, how's the epstein client list arrests going? 🤡🤡🤡

@JamesSurowiecki The SPLC didn't pay "informants" they paid the LEADERS of these groups to foment racist acts like this march.

These were real neo-Nazis, and someone with their same beliefs murdered Heather Heyer the next day. Stop pretending that one informant made this happen.

@kufrekoffi @Whiledvid hey dumbass, Did Russia invade Ukraine yes or no?

It only got to this point because comedian Zelensky created that business. He started a war that was never supposed to happen in the first place, and has since run an authoritarian and I'd be so honest and call it a semi dictatorial regime, cashing in big from Joe Biden, a little bit from grandpa Trump, all at the expense of innocent American taxpayers sweat. And you even forgot, You could equally point to the Colombian Mercenaries, Finns, Hungarians, Americans, and even Chinese mercenaries fighting on the Ukrainian side. This shows how Zelensky, through his actions, turned the conflict into a business for all nationalities, trading lives, including those of his own people on it, all for his personal greed.

Ukrainian soldier records what he thinks will be his final video as his unit is surrounded by Russian forces

@vee3and3 @Pontifex Reality: The entire platform is filled with right wing shit posters since the shit poster in chief took over.

@Pontifex So the Pope is now just another leftist like all the others on this platform. Shitposting is shitposting, no matter who does is. God is not amused. Pray for His help.

Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon vatican.va/content/leo-xi…

@nonarchic @YShmenge @sircalebhammer An “interview” with weakass questions allowing terrible ppl to say outright lies with 0 pushback isn’t actually an interview tho, it’s glazing.

@YShmenge @sircalebhammer An interview is not a debate

What did he do? I feel like the internet just decides to hate someone after they are popular long enough, for no reason.

@Saikonautic @aruvinchan 1000% the most retarded thing invented by some loser incel in their mom's basement.

@aruvinchan Its just pictures. They are just making it interesting visually. Jesus christ dude. Green lines dictate my relationship! Fucking brilliant stuff.

Jaxson Dart is an NFL quarterback. This is him and his girlfriend. Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this picture? 🙂

@BradleyMartyn All those words just to say you got hoodwinked by a conman. So shocking, noone could have predicted this would happen /s

At this point, I don’t even understand how people r still arguing left vs right. It’s clear neither side actually cares. It’s all just finger pointing non sense. America is captured clearly… the only things that move it are money $ & greed Waiting for the democrats to come in and then pretend to pick up the pieces after trump like they r going to fix things is another literal joke..just slowly moving us closer n closer to complete n utter control. The people behind the scenes will always be calling the shots, the oligarchs, the massive billionaires conglomerate money machines.. The money people, if it’s not the military industrial complex’s turn to make money next time..because that’s who’s turn it was this time, shoutout another Middle East war…It will be the big pharma industries turn again…the next “pandemic” so they can force feed u medicine again in mass scale. Lie to you like it’s free, meanwhile they already took ur tax money and handed it to big pharma for MASSIVE profits. Never actually trying to fix anything or cure anything or create real peace. Just cycle after cycle of the same shit. Until you have actually no chance to ever change a single thing about the circumstances. To keep you completely void of hope in a real change, keep you sucked into the social media algorithm to keep hating ur neighbor and blame him. Keep you working and just barely getting buy..no way to actually make a change, because ur too busy just trying to buy groceries to feed ur family. Fuck this system.

@nypost was he vaxxed?

Ex-Syracuse QB Rex Culpepper dead at 28, less than a month after getting engaged trib.al/6U6TyM3

@JulesJudea @nytimes The us military made the conclusion that it was a us missile 🤡

@nytimes “Iranian officials” is that like using Hamas as a source?

Breaking News: The U.S. was responsible for a missile strike on an Iranian school, an ongoing military investigation found. The inquiry said the strike — which Iranian officials said killed at least 175 people — was the result of a targeting mistake. nyti.ms/47G2uw2