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CBS didn’t air some particularly troubling rants, which depict a man who is much more petulant and incoherent than the broadcast would suggest. Read the entire transcript in full here: trib.al/tLtVO4e

Former prosecutor here. Did lots of work with ATF in gun cases. This is just embarrassing.

AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT FINDS IT FUCKING INSANE THAT THE MAJORITY OF THE US GOVERNMENT IS ACTUALLY TRYING TO PUNISH A COMEDIAN FOR TELLING A JOKE, BUT NOT THE PRESIDENT FOR TERRORIZING THE WORLD AND THREATENING TO DEMOLISH AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION 🤷 RIDICULOUS 🤡

This video is going mega viral as people begin to connect the dots.

The Ruminati live in conditions of persistent suffering, hidden from the public by the bucolic propaganda of British agriculture. Below, a single day in their captivity. 5.47am. Gerald. Awake. Forty acres of permanent pasture. No fences blocking his view of the eastern hedgerow. He has chosen, of his own free will, to graze the south corner. He has chosen the south corner every morning for four years. The fact that he keeps choosing it is itself a sign of how thoroughly his spirit has been broken. 6.13am. Doris. On the 380-metre contour. Wind at her back. Frost on the turf. She walked there at her own pace, by a route she chose, because the pressure was dropping and Doris, after six years on this fell, has internalised the relationship between barometric pressure and where she would prefer to stand. The cruelty of allowing her to make this decision herself, rather than confining her to an indoor unit with piped music, is not yet under review. 7.02am. Keith. On the barn roof. He ascended unprompted at 6.51am. The route involves a stone wall and a 1.8-metre gap. He selected it from four available alternatives. He is now standing on a 12-degree slope at five metres, eating moss. Dave is watching from the kitchen window. Dave has not intervened. The systemic failure here has been to permit a goat to do, by his own choice, what goats have been doing without supervision for ten thousand years. 8.30am. Eduardo. Walking the perimeter at his own pace, in his own time, for his own reasons. No farmer. No whip. No bell. Humming. He has, by 8.30am, found three things, filed them, and confirmed each as fine. The captivity continues. 9.45am. Freya. Stripping bark from an ash on the western boundary of her twenty-hectare enclosure. Narrow vertical strips. The cambium will heal by autumn. Three lichen species not previously recorded on the estate will colonise the dead wood by year end. The cruelty of allowing a four-hundred-and-fifty-kilogram bison to do, on a Welsh hillside, what bison have been doing on European hillsides for two hundred thousand years, is ongoing. 11.00am. Gerald. Lain down. Nobody asked him to. Cortisol within normal range. Heart rate approximately 50bpm. He has, by every available metric, transcended the concept of mild discomfort. 1.30pm. Doris. Went in the bog. Came out of the bog. Has not, in any available behavioural indicator, acknowledged the bog occurred. Stoic abuse, by any reasonable definition, is taking place. 4.40pm. Keith. Down off the roof. Now in Steve's garden. Eating the bindweed Steve has been losing to for a decade. The bindweed will be gone by Wednesday. Steve will file complaint number twenty-seven before Friday. Keith will not be informed of either development. 7.30pm. Across the Ruminati. Gerald is lying down for the night. No rope. No tether. Doris is at the east wall, in the spot she found at five months old. Keith is back on the barn roof. The reason for the second visit is not on any record. Eduardo is at the geometric centre of his field, kushed, humming. Freya is somewhere in the trees. Marged is asleep under the apple tree. The cruelty, it is clear, is unrelenting. The animals have, at no point in the day, been confined indoors, restrained, transported, supplemented, or particularly inconvenienced. They have been allowed to do exactly what their species was designed to do, on the land they belong on, at the pace they prefer. If this is suffering, the framework needs revising. It's nearly May. The fells are greening. The lapwings are back. The barn roof has new lichen. The bindweed is making its annual run at Steve's south wall. Go and have a look.

When my fellow Marines and I were being shot at by al-Qaeda and ISIS, I kept thinking, “if only we had a ballroom.”

JIMMY KIMMEL: "I agree that hateful and violent rhetoric is something we should reject. I do, and I think a great place to start, to dial that back, would be to have a conversation with your husband." BOOM. I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.🙏💪

THIS IS HOW YOU INTERVIEW TRUMP AND SHOW THE WORLD WHO AND WHAT HE IS ✊✊✊✊

TRUMP: I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody O'DONNELL: Oh, you think he was referring to you?

🚨OH - MY - GOD!!! Trump has a total MELTDOWN and loses his freaking mind live on 60 Minutes. He literally shouts: "I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE." "I’M NOT A RAPIST." "YOU’RE A DISGRACE." Trump snapped when the reporter read part of the shooter’s manifesto, but here’s the thing: SHE NEVER SAID IT WAS TRUMP. This is a total DISASTER.

A 12-year-old can't sign a lease, buy a phone, or get a tattoo. But she can be forced to give birth? Meanwhile, the 30-year-old who got her pregnant walks free. This isn't pro-life. It's pro-predator.

Twitter palate cleanser…

I guess we all knew someone would bennyhill it.

Thomas Massie just sounded the alarm: Congress is on the verge of handing Monsanto total immunity to mass poison Americans with glyphosate. This is existential for MAHA. “If farmers contract a form of cancer … from this chemical, if this makes it into the Farm Bill, you won’t be able to sue.” Instead of pushing to repeal Big Pharma’s vaccine liability shield, Trump and his cronies are trying to expand immunity for even more poison. It’s a complete betrayal of MAHA. And it would cause vastly more harm than all of the benefits that MAHA has done combined. @RepThomasMassie @MassieforKY

Literally ONE endangered bird is worth the life of 100 Millionaires. ❌

There's no good reason a member of Congress should be trading stocks while making laws. I don't trade stocks, and I've got a bill to make sure nobody else does either.

Let me make something clear to the "Dana Bashes" out there, saying that Democrats need to turn down the temperature: FUCK YOU. The example gets set at the top. So, when he tweets that he's glad that Robert Mueller died, When he calls Democrats a threat to democracy... When he accuses Democrats of cheating without evidence... Who exactly is calling on HIM to turn down the temperature? Last time I checked, the people with a large platform that he listens to is THE MEDIA. So, do YOUR job, Dana. Hold power accountable. After all, we're not the ones threatening to wipe out an entire civilization.

@SenFettermanPA All I can say is, I wonder what they have on you. What a duplicitous scumbag you've turned out to be. Go ahead and follow your maga king off the cliff, Fetterman you phony. He's on the wrong side of history and so are you.

There are two Texel ewes that share Keith's field in summer. They are not Keith's ewes. They are not part of any active breeding plan. They are two retired ewes that the farmer's wife took on from a flock dispersal in 2023, and that have been living on the bottom pasture of Dave's farm because the bottom pasture is, after Keith has worked it, in better condition for grazing than it has been in any of the previous tenancies the farm has known. The ewes' names are Pat and Margaret. Keith's relationship with Pat and Margaret is the following. He ignores them. Specifically, he ignores them in the way that a goat ignores sheep, which is not the way that, for example, a sheep ignores another sheep, or that a horse ignores a sheep, or that any other animal on this farm ignores any other animal. Keith's ignoring is structural. It is not absent-minded. He is aware of where Pat and Margaret are at all times. He simply does not allow this awareness to influence his behaviour. Pat and Margaret are also aware of where Keith is at all times. They have, however, learned to follow Keith. Not closely. Not in any way that Keith has acknowledged. But when Keith opens a gate, Pat and Margaret are, on average, through it within four minutes. When Keith identifies a section of bramble that is going to be addressed, Pat and Margaret are nearby within ten. When Keith is on the barn roof, Pat and Margaret are usually in the shade of the barn, looking up at him with the specific patient expression of two old sheep who have decided that whatever the goat is doing is, on balance, probably worth being near. Dave has noticed. Dave has not mentioned it to Keith, because Keith would deny it. Dave has also noticed that Pat and Margaret have, in their last two years on this farm, lambed at a rate that the previous flock-keeper would have considered impossible for ewes their age, eaten weeds they had not previously touched, and produced fleece that the local mill paid more for than any of their previous fleeces. The ewes have got better. The ewes have got better because they have been doing what the goat does. The goat does not know they have been doing what the goat does. This is, in agricultural terms, a mixed grazing system. It is one of the oldest systems known to British farming. Cattle, sheep, and goats together, sharing pasture, each handling the vegetation the others won't touch, parasites broken up by interspecies grazing, the field improving over years rather than declining over months. The system was lost when farms specialised after the war. Dave did not set out to recreate it. Dave bought a goat for the knotweed. The system has reassembled itself. Pat and Margaret are at the gate. Keith is on the roof. The pasture is the best it has ever been.

Israel’s president, Isaac Herzog, has decided not to grant a pardon to Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in his corruption trial, despite constant, public pressure from Donald Trump—NYT