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@Matt_Pinner Two teeth aching.

Name a pain stronger than a toothache (except childbirth)

@thorndyke_art @RealEmirHan Yup agreed.

@RealEmirHan I swear down Tilda Swinton will appear just as menacing as Ralph Fiennes ever did.. And if anyone questions this, they don't know Tilda Swinton.

🚨 Harry Potter movie star Ralph Fiennes has given his blessing for Tilda Swinton to take over as Lord Voldemort. Previously, it was reported that HBO was auditioning both men and women for the role.

@RealEmirHan I can get behind this. She's phenomenal.

@soypablo_robles It didnt at all. It was cheery and joyfully, and I would totally watch a spinoff about Leah and Kelly.

Sí piensas que el revival de Malcolm el de enmedio se arruinó por “woke” jamas viste bien Malcolm el de enmedio.

@_tedks Like, you just see the word "secret" posted by a dude and immediately denounce his miniscule joy to treachery and ultimate deceit. You are mind numbingly stupid.

@_tedks My wife would laugh and give me a hug and say "lol all good babe." And i would say the same to her. Good god you are soft.

This is cheating. If you do this, you're being unfaithful. The girlfriend would be right to leave if she found out. You can have an emotional affair with an activity. There's obviously a reason he's not telling her.

@theaceofspaeder Its how it has literally always been though. Robots are just assuring the correct call. Sorry THAT that hurts you.

Okay, can we do 50/50 at least? If more than half the ball is in the zone, it is a strike, if not, it is a ball. Because this is dumb. Sorry if that hurts you.

@SwipeWright Stupid fuck

If you think "it's over," just wait. If a Democrat wins the presidency in 2028, the censorship industrial complex will come back so fast you'll get whiplash. The woke haven't been defeated. They're laying low while they build up their armies in Mordor.

@PotterWorldW An absolute joke. Azkaban was nothing like the books and it sucked immensely

Over 1 million people rated all 8 Harry Potter films. This was the final ranking. Do you agree? (CircleRanks)

@passthekrak That was my last game as a sth, and an absolute dandy to go out on. Beautiful game.

Death, taxes, and #SeaKraken twitter finding a way to be upset about anything. Idk about you but I had an amazing time watching tonight’s 4-3 comeback victory against #VegasBorn

@Broncos4six Immediately wrong. Lmao

Finally a 100% accurate list

@ClassTerror Why?

@PlayStalgiaX Caviar or moldy tuna. WHicHoneIsB3ttEr!?

Final Fantasy X or Final Fantasy XIII, which one is better?

@NFLNumbersGuy Of those? College OT. The rest are backyard football shenanigans.

What rule change do you want to see in the NFL? 1) Instead of onside kicks. 4th and 10 from your own 20 yard line after a score to keep the ball. 2) 4 points for 60+ yard field goals 3) 3 point conversion after TD from the 10 yard line 4) college style OT 5) other

@Sebbywebz Just glad I have the ability to play a game and say "huh. Thats different than the original. Oh well." And keep playing and enjoy it.

@1phrit I was excited for FF7R The game is what changed my mind

“It set a new standard for remakes” It’s the opposite. FF7R shows you what NOT to do in a Remake: 1) Split the game into 3 parts over 7 years Take the first 5 hours, and drag it into 40 hr 2) Call it “Remake” - but it’s actually a Time Travel Spinoff/Multiverse Sequel Sephiroth is “remaking” the story! ☝️🤓 3) Throw its 90s dark, gritty atmosphere in the trash. Retool it for Disney Adults + Marvel fans When FF7 Remake had sold 7 mil copies, Rebirth sold 2 mil on launch. Followed by a 91% drop-off a week later. PS5 Exclusivity was a factor - but if you think it’s the only factor, you are willfully blind There’s a reason no other company is copying the FF7 “Remake” model - or ever will

@NewRightPoast Easy. Make the punishment so inhumane that no one dare consider tempt fate ever again.

A FedEx driver snatched up a little girl and [redacted] her in his truck. Not gonna QT, the courtroom imagery kept me up half the night. One minute your kid is making dandelion salad on the front lawn, and the next... What are you even supposed to do to prevent this...never order packages? Never let your kids play outside in the yard? Live in a gated community or doorman building? One of my kids is especially anxious and we're struggling to figure out how to tell them about stranger danger because saying, "Anybody, no matter how nice they seem, might actually be sick, might want to take you away from us and hurt you" would shatter they're little world and make them totally neurotic. I don't want to inflict that on them, but I also don't want them to trust the friendly FedEx guy. Not efficiently executing obvious perps like this makes everyone's life a little more miserable. Parents can't take their eyes off the kids, kids don't have freedom to roam. Everyone's a little more on edge, exhausted. I hate this place. Please God let us have a country again.

@RealSpitfire We need an echelon of penalty that is exempt from 8th amendment rights for exactly this type of thing.

This pic will give anyone nightmares. Death penalty is the only acceptable punishment.

@GadSaad Fuck off. Slow and painful and nothing less. Hope the lethal injection person "cant find a vain" or whatever. Eat shit with this cop out backhanded pedophile backing nonsense.

If found guilty, execute him swiftly. This is humane to society. To not do so is barbarism cloaked in the robe of compassionate civility.

@KrakenPod Agreed. I am critical af of this team, but Lambert needs to stay.

Fuck yes. Lane Lambert is my coach. He goes, we got problems.