The last Airbender

@polo_kimanii Enda uoge

What am I seeing! Jamaa zimejaza thika road in red ati zimeenda town kucelebrate kikombe ya Arsenal? You know such nonsense is what motivates these mzungus to want to recolonize us again. Aki kwani nini mungu uliacha nizaliwe huku,si ata ningezaliwa antartica nikae na mapenguin

@charles_watts Kenya

And we’re in. Just one big day of celebration 🏆

@abuyamasta Kivipi na wakikuyu ndio wnaumia....nyoka eno

Mafuta inafaa kukua below 190 shillings

@georgediano Aende garbatula aone kama hatamkuta huko...chesaaa

Muhanji aliambia bibi ameenda kazi Garbatula,, walimwengu wakaamua kumuanika akiwa huko Kakamega anakula Ngoma namna hatari. 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

@abuga_makori Happy International Women’s Day. 🌸 Mkisii

Sammy Kamau Ngotho, the DCP winner who will be competing with Samuel Muchina Nyagah of UDA, is the man Kimani Ichung'wah said was given KES5M by Rigathi Gachagua to bring it to him after Gachagua and Machogu stole school feeding programme money.

@AokoOtieno_ Tuanze na wify wangu

Sending 10 mothers 1k each... Bora ni legit... Happy Mamas' Day to the Mums on my TL I gat you

MAMA, My anchor. Ladder. My breath, utter No words suffice, even your advice to describe, I miss you Bestie. It has been more than a year, since I woke up to your 3am prayers And hot chapos. My love till infinity and yonder I heart you Phoebe. Happy Mothers' day Atoti

@NadzFabsy @georgediano Says a a milaya activist

@georgediano Opande Was So Wrong In A Million Ways... He Should Have Posted His D**k If It Was A Must For Him To Post Something. Whatever Does With Her Body Is Entirely Up To Her.. Don't Justify An Idiot Who Got An Advantage Of Having A Phone In His Hands. Misogynist 🚮🚮

Two days after surviving a health scare caused by excessive alcohol consumption, Marion Naipei appeared in an interview to speak about the ordeal. When asked what her parents think about her behavior, she shamelessly said that they should bear with her and that she has no other option but to engage in prostitution to survive. In short, she was implying that her parents failed in securing a better future for her. But the most unfortunate thing is that on Sunday, Kanyari will likely assign her the mandate of anointing sinners in his church. Kanyari is said to have been supplying her with high voltage electricity. Feminists who came out guns blazing to crucify Opande have now gone into hiding; they are not even calling out Karen Nyamu for making pedophile remarks about a young girl in the senate.

@polo_kimanii Nikiskia tu me and my wife...kwishaa, no wonder Eve aliendea yule jamaa wa jicho moja maka nduthi

If Refusing to fall for senseless voting waves that we all know will achieve zero difference on shifting this direction to the right direction,if this is what will make you label us as Moles,hiyo ni sawa. I decided long ago. Hii kura yangu moja na ya bibi yangu wacha tutapea maraga. If he succeeds well and good. If he doesn’t succeed,still well and good,But my conscience will be clear. I am not repeating the same mistake twice like I did with Ruto. I am a rebel,and sometimes this is the cost,being an outcast for not complying with the masses who are too scared to stand for something. Twak makende!

@polo_kimanii And u think u have power over ur wife than me? Me and our wife will vote for Matiang'i....if you think am mad go ask her

@itskipronoh Kalejingas are not believing.......

They have created the perception that no one can win the presidency without Mt. Kenya support. President Moi did it for 24 years. Raila Odinga did it in 2007. Kenya is bigger than Mt. Kenya.

@kilundeezy Woria huenda place kufanya biashara na wao hakuna kitu wananunua kwenu

Happened in Kitui seems kambas are now tired!!

@abuga_makori What are u saying mr. Affordable bloggers

Kibra and Lang'ata are very important voting blocs in Nairobi. They are all behind President Ruto. To be safe, plan for 2032!

@itskipronoh Not everyone is a milaya kama wewe

Why would anyone offer John Methu Sh. 50 million? Even if he were offered Sh. 1 million, there’s no way he would turn it down.

@FrankThebrand @edwinsifuna Matiang'i sifuna baaas

@edwinsifuna I'm advocating for sifuna who's the voice of the young people to bargain for the DP'S position in the United Opposition, We as the youth must have a Voice in the next government .With this lineup we will be Undefeated.

Ahsante Kisumu.

@amerix 1st lesson of his movement Dr. AMERIX🐐

Men, NEVER forgive a cheating wife. #MasculinitySaturday

@ouma_neko Or opposition will use that advantage and sayuni one of them....either way wantam!

Power is no longer sitting comfortably at the top. It is shifting into the hands of a small, unseen circle. Men who do not face the public. Men who do not answer questions. Men who believe the future can be engineered, controlled, and if necessary, forced. They want to kill an opposition leader .

@OmbetaC Says a man who has helped these gangs to walk free as much they have money to pay you....noooonsense

One of the most sad/painful/inhumane clips you will ever see. Meanwhile,our PS and CS are busy 'inspecting' road projects and buildings. GOD PLEASE... YOU HAVE PUNISHED US ENOUGH.

@jimNjue_ Mutha

Good Morning. Who is the enemy today?

@dkmaraga Sema 1 term mwanzo

Fellow Kenyans, I need you to help me reset, rebuild and restore Kenya. I have chosen to run a campaign that is funded by you, ordinary Kenyans. I am appealing to you to make a donation to the campaign. If my campaign is funded by donations from you, the everyday Kenyan, then it becomes OUR campaign. And I will be accountable to you, the everyday Kenyan. You can donate any amount. Simply log in to davidmaraga.com. Or go to Mpesa Paybill: 4164137 Account Number: 4164137 #TuSkume

@mbiti_mwondi You are short, like your mindset

@2022Poll You’re the I’ll never unfuck myself kinda bitches

This is some shit I’ll never understand celebrating giving up your citizenship to the oppressor. My pride will never allow me to do that shit that’s why I always respect Dennis Oliech for turning down that Qatar citizenship deal. Let me be a proud Kenyan a shitty country,I’ll travel the world do great things but never seek another citizenship. Citizenship should only be acquired through birth this naturalization bullshit is fake AF!