Shane 209-White Crown

Me: at a Japanese aquarium. peaceful day, families everywhere, soft piano music. then I notice one employee SPEED WALKING past us carrying bucket. Employee: Excuse me. another employee runs by, then another. suddenly whole aquarium staff moving with Avengers-level urgency. Me: ... Friend: Something happened. we follow crowd to penguin section. absolute chaos, one penguin missing. not metaphorically, ACTUALLY escaped. staff members whispering intensely into walkie-talkies. tiny child beside me: The criminal has escaped. Me: WHY DID HE SAY IT LIKE THAT. then I spot the penguin. bro is BOOKING IT down hallway at shocking speed. sliding on stomach around corners like furry torpedo. staff chasing respectfully. one employee holding fish like hostage negotiator. Employee: Kenta please. PENGUIN'S NAME IS KENTA. Kenta ignores authority completely, runs directly into souvenir shop. now people buying keychains while rogue penguin commits grand theft atmosphere. finally old aquarium worker appears. everyone parts ways dramatically. this man kneels down calmly. pulls out single sardine. Kenta stops immediately. walks over with zero shame. Old Worker: Enough adventure. penguin allows himself to be carried away like drunk friend after party. crowd applauds. Friend whispering: He'll do it again. Honestly? absolutely.

Man fell asleep during an Antarctic expedition, and woke up to find a line of penguins outside his tent like they had been invited. Jason had taken on the challenge of spending several weeks alone in Antarctica, bringing only his tent, supplies, cameras, and enough blankets to get through the freezing nights. For days, he said he barely saw anything move. No people. No noise. Just wind, ice, and the feeling that he was completely alone. One evening, after fishing and eating what little he had caught, he fell into a deep sleep and forgot to fully close the front of his tent. When he woke up, nothing seemed strange at first. But when he checked the camera he had left running outside, he couldn’t believe what it captured. An emperor penguin had wandered up to the tent, stopped at the opening, and stared inside like it was trying to figure out what kind of strange animal was sleeping there. A few minutes later, more penguins appeared. One by one, they gathered near the tent until it looked like an entire little crowd had shown up to check on him. Jason said he went there expecting silence, isolation, and survival. Instead, he woke up to footage of penguins lining up outside his tent like Antarctica had sent him company. Now the clip is going viral, and he says he may release more footage soon because that night wasn’t the only strange thing his cameras caught.

@DuchessofGeeks Oh god, why is he filming this.....

Oh my, this says that Baldy has a Channel 5 documentary where he will be once again whining about how terrible his life was and how nobody loved him. Sorry, Harry, but this is a mess all of your own making.

@cambridgepower We do eat scones here. But we don't use clotted cream unless we go to a high tea, which is a treat. It is not memorial day food.

I can’t believe she really posted about scones and jam (just a day after William was asked about that on a radio show) to celebrate Memorial Day. I’ve never seen an American eat that. I don’t even think it’s a common dish here.

Si vous êtes à Rome, n'oubliez pas que demain, 24 mai, le Panthéon se remplira de milliers de pétales de roses. L’un des rites les plus évocateurs et spectaculaires de Rome revient à l’occasion de la Pentecôte.

@Kellyahoskins Taking it back from LDS? Cool

WAKE UP PATRIOTS!! WE’RE TAKING UTAH BACK!!

@HouseGOP @Forbes You had zero problem doing the same thing, you POS.

It is genuinely deranged to smear the wife of a cancer patient as if she'd been fired. What is wrong with you, @Forbes?

Molly, remember when she was part of the Bernie think tank? Maybe we should explore how BS has worst taste in people.

@WhiteHouse The president is a loser

Bye-bye 👋

@JDVance Not. Russian asset

Tulsi is a patriot, a great asset to the administration, and a dear friend. I'm sorry to see her go, but certainly understand that family comes first. She and her husband Abraham will be in my prayers as they face this next challenge together, and she has my gratitude for being a great addition to the administration and a loyal confidante. Godspeed Tulsi!

@spencerpratt Loser

i got in this race because Karen Bass let my entire town burn down while drinking in Ghana

@ksorbs Fuck you Kevin

Her husband has bone cancer you vile thing.

@Number10cat 200%

What are the odds Trump is seen on a golf course this weekend?

@BasedMikeLee I don't pray for demons

Pray for President Trump. Not sure what’s happening. But whatever issue brought him back to Washington must be serious.

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MJ is such a famewhore. She went to Teresa and Luis' wedding, leaving at the start of the reception. She caused most of the issues with Teresa and Luis herself. She wasn't a nice person, remember how she forgot to tell Siggy and Dolores about the memorial she planned for Teresa's mother when she passed. She and her Joe are not nice people. MJ let so much fame go to her little pigtail wearing a head, she grow to be obnoxious and cruel. Whoever spoke to Luis' exes that was out of line but to keep in contact with them was wrong. MJ do not go rewriting history Luis posed no threat to you or your son. So go away and live a very happy life in a home that looks like someone on crack decorated it. Check out this article: Margaret Josephs Says She Regrets Returning To RHONJ Last Season - allabouttrh.com/2026/05/22/mar…

@Kama_Kamilia Because she is a asshole

Why the fuck is she mad

@megynkelly @SenAdamSchiff Fuck off

Omg you are so inappropriate. Shame on you @SenAdamSchiff

@MeghanMcCain Boo hoo

Fuck. You.

Throw it into a volcano immediately.